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Of All The Stupid To Have A Back Injury!

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Huge fart, then massive pain up my back, can hardly walk now!

 

Anyone else suffer really undignified ways to injure their backs or parts of their body?  I mean, how can a fart cause this much pain.  It was a good fart though...

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I could understand it if the fart went inwards.  :eek:

 

I once lent over to pick up a naughty toy and set fire to my hair..... (candle on bedside table.)

 

Client had to slap me around a bit to stop further singeing.

 

Nice  :P 

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Huge fart, then massive pain up my back, can hardly walk now!

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

I pissed myself laughing reading this

 

Is there a better opening line to a thread ?

 

:D

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Huge fart, then massive pain up my back, can hardly walk now!

 

Anyone else suffer really undignified ways to injure their backs or parts of their body?  I mean, how can a fart cause this much pain.  It was a good fart though...

That's a relief.

 

 

 

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Had a heavy coughing fit and cracked three ribs :(

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I could understand it if the fart went inwards.  :eek:

 

I once lent over to pick up a naughty toy and set fire to my hair..... (candle on bedside table.)

 

Client had to slap me around a bit to stop further singeing.

 

Nice  :P 

Why would he do that? I thought that your singing was lovely when we met.

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Had a heavy coughing fit and cracked three ribs :(

I have damaged my back through sneezing violently but have never farted that strongly!

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+1.  I always hurt my back in the most pathetic ways.  Never when I lift heavy things, exercise or shagging! It's just sooo undignified :(

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I'm always carrying injuries of some description.Worst for a while was when i ripped my knee up turning around.Somehow i forgot to lift the foot.Had problems with it for a couple of years now.Generally though,i'm the sleep damage type.the amount of times i wake up with various injuries.Once woke up with quite a deep cut on my leg,no idea how it happened and no blood in the bed???

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you can get whiplash injuries turning over in bed while asleep.  People turn over but leave their head behind thereby injuring the neck.

 

I buggered my back getting off the sofa.  Osteopath sorted it

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Not had any embarrassing injuries - yet...

I have suffered from back problems in my pre punting days - and when it goes, it goes big time, as in can't walk without being in agony. Just hope it doesn't ever happen mid punt!

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I've had cramp in my foot mid-punt.  I still remember the look of horror on the girls face as I went from joy to extreme pain in a millisecond.  What was worse, this was about two weeks after a punter had died at said establishment with a heart attack...

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you can get whiplash injuries turning over in bed while asleep.  People turn over but leave their head behind thereby injuring the neck.

 

I buggered my back getting off the sofa.  Osteopath sorted it

Never knew this,it does explain much though.I normally muller my ribs in my sleep as well

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