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Hey guys 'punterhunter1' here, new to the forum and soon to be new to 'punting'. Ive never been with an escort before so I was wondering if I could any of your views on it?

 

1. I'm not the best at making small talk or conversations (a bit of a quite person) so am concerned that if I do make a booking it will turn awkward and sour with me not being able to carry on a conversation, that happened to anyone..?? 

 

2. Concerned about getting it up and keeping it up because of nerves and shooting my load early.... how would I deal with that..??

 

3. Anyone seen any of the 'realpunting' videos?? Is that what an actual booking goes like..??

 

4. Anyone ever caught an STI or STD from an escort..??

 

5. How far to push yourself in terms of asking an escort what services she can provide, what to do what to wear in a booking..??

 

6. How do you deal with nerves, I sweat a bit when i'm nervous so abit worried about that.

 

7. Would you just wear smart casual clothing..??

 

If anyone can answer my questions or queries that would be great an I'd really appreciate it. Thanks guys 'Happy Humping'  :-D

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1  Most escorts are quite chatty and if not a kissing session keeps things moving

 

2  You may pop fast on your first go but if yo book for 45 or 60 minutes there is always the chance of a more leisurely second round

 

3  No

 

4  No

 

5  Ask for what you would like her to wear and so long as it is not too far fetched she should oblige.Check on her website or profile to see which services she is happy with and then explain which of them you would like.

 

6  Take the opportunity of a shower if offered at the start.Otherwise wear lose clothing and don't run up the stairs.

 

7  Yes

 

Good luck.

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I read what you say, and think it would be best saying that to a chosen escort of your choice, tell her you are new to the world of seeing an escort, and let her guide you, choose a escort who has good and consistant feedback, and you will not go far wrong.

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  1. No. You’re there to have a good time, not talk
  2. Trust me as a very ex[perienced punter, a lot of us have been there. Don’t worry. I stuck at it, my nerves soon held
  3. Yes, bits. Like an amateur porn flick IMHO nothing like the real thing
  4. No
  5. I’m paying, I call the shots. I ask ( politely and respectfully if the lady has XYZ to wear and what I want) Again, practice increases confidence
  6. Tell the lady you’re nervous. There aren’t many who won’t treat a nervous newbis gently. It’s in a woman’s DNA. Tart with a heart etc.
  7. Wear what you like. I do most of my punting during a day or straight after work, so I probably have a suit & tie on. Then again if I punt other times, I will have jeans and a t shirt on

It’s a cliché, but be yourself. Treat the girl with respect and when you phone / mail for a booking tell them you’re new at this wonderful game.

Best of luck!!

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1) Good that you're crap at talking.  Hopefully that will put them off the chit chat waste of time that often lessens a punt.  If you don't have anything interesting to say, just use your mouth for whatever else you can think of at the time.

2) Stop thinking about how you're going to perform and instead think about how nice it is going to be to get up close and personal with a pretty girl.  It really doesn't matter how you perform if you get to take away memories of a lovely naked girl.

3) No point in thinking about what other punts are like until you've had your own.

4) Yes.  Occupational hazard.  Cleared up with some antibiotics within a week.

5) You only need to ask for specific services if they are really important for you.  I would think that you will have enough to entertain you on a first punt without having to require specifics, but then it's each to his own.

6) I get a bit sweaty due to the exertions of a punt.  During my last punt I could see myself actually dripping on the girl as I was humping her. :unsure:  She didn't seem to actually mind too much fortunately.

7) Dress as a Roman gladiator.  This way you will avoid any unwarranted attention on your way to the punt. :ph34r:

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Hey guys 'punterhunter1' here, new to the forum and soon to be new to 'punting'. Ive never been with an escort before so I was wondering if I could any of your views on it?

 

1. I'm not the best at making small talk or conversations (a bit of a quite person) so am concerned that if I do make a booking it will turn awkward and sour with me not being able to carry on a conversation, that happened to anyone..?? 

 

2. Concerned about getting it up and keeping it up because of nerves and shooting my load early.... how would I deal with that..??

 

3. Anyone seen any of the 'realpunting' videos?? Is that what an actual booking goes like..??

 

4. Anyone ever caught an STI or STD from an escort..??

 

5. How far to push yourself in terms of asking an escort what services she can provide, what to do what to wear in a booking..??

 

6. How do you deal with nerves, I sweat a bit when i'm nervous so abit worried about that.

 

7. Would you just wear smart casual clothing..??

 

If anyone can answer my questions or queries that would be great an I'd really appreciate it. Thanks guys 'Happy Humping'  :-D

 

1. Escorts are human and chemistry is chemistry. With that said, good escorts (and a lot are good, because they wouldn't last in the business if they weren't) are equal parts counselor and sex kitten, meaning they know how to handle the conversational as well as the intimate side of a punt. In short, don't worry and if a punt does go skew-whiff, put it down to experience and move on. It happens occasionally, but not a lot. Just like real-world dates (but less so).

 

2. You'll have to play it by ear. My only advice is don't worry because worrying makes it more likely that a problem will occur. I would think the latter (premature) is more likely than the former (no wood)...but if something untoward happens the likelihood is that the escort will be sympathetic and will have seen it all before. With experience (in anything in life) performance will improve.

 

3. Yes (seen a video) and yes, it's not an exact representation of how a punt works, but it's in the ballpark and is a useful general guide for first timers (in my view). I am surprised so many other respondents appear to disagree and would love to know how their punts differ radically.

 

4. 35 years punting including the first decade in the bareback era (70s) and, thankfully and touch wood, no.

 

5. You're paying, among other things, for the privilege of asking for whatever you want. What you're not paying for is the right to be rude or abusive. As long as you are polite and honest, ask for anything. If she says "no", respect it. Simple.

 

6. If you sweat when you get nervous then you can expect that to happen for your first few punts (probably). Wear a deodorant (I'm sure you do anyway) and "freshen up" properly when you arrive. Simple. It's not rocket science.

 

7. Does it matter? Be clean, presentable and friendly. Your concept of what's smart, casual, tasteful, or wild may not be the girl's idea of the same anyway.

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It's just like real life so, whether you are experienced or not in 'real life' sex, just get on with it. It is usually really mundane tbh but wepunters don't admit that to other punters of course.

 

I think 4) was misunderstood by the previous answers (or by me) - yes, loads and loads of people have caught things from an escort and vice versa too.

 

A lot less since bareback became a no go for most men and women in punting a few decades ago.

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re clothes.  A lot of us punters are married so have to dress according to the cover story.  So I have seen girls in grey flannels, shirt and tie, I have seen gorls in jeans and casual shirt, and even seen girls in shorts.  They dont care, it is all on the floor pretty quickly anyway.

I keep wet wipes in the glove box so i can sneak into a toilet somewhere and have a wipe down.  I will have had a shower before anyway but a freshen up helps.  And some mouthwash.

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1. Talk if you want to, don't if you don't. Take no notice of those who call it time wasting, it's YOUR money so do what you feel like. No matter what, be pleasant & polite.

2. Try and relax and enjoy yourself. Think of it in those terms rather than putting pressure on yourself to perform.

3. No.

4. No

5. I don't push at all. Check her enjoys / what she offers beforehand, and let the girl know what you are after from the booking. If you want something specific with regards dress, ask beforehand.

6. I enjoy the nerves and the build up. Even on my first punt when I was a nervous wreck! Tell the girl if you're that bad, she'll understand.

7. Yes

Good luck, and have fun!

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on the subject of getting her to dress in clothes you desire. it depends what you are after.  Normal clothes are probably OK. some dont do schoolgirl, but of you want her in a giraffe costume you may be disappointed. If it floats you boat some open the door stark bollock naked!.

Not only is it stuff she is comfy with, its also what she has in her wardrobe.

 

To me too many just do underwear. Not enough skirts, tight jeans and floaty summer dresses IMHO

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  1. No. You’re there to have a good time, not talk
  2. Trust me as a very ex[perienced punter, a lot of us have been there. Don’t worry. I stuck at it, my nerves soon held
  3. Yes, bits. Like an amateur porn flick IMHO nothing like the real thing
  4. No
  5. I’m paying, I call the shots. I ask ( politely and respectfully if the lady has XYZ to wear and what I want) Again, practice increases confidence
  6. Tell the lady you’re nervous. There aren’t many who won’t treat a nervous newbis gently. It’s in a woman’s DNA. Tart with a heart etc.
  7. Wear what you like. I do most of my punting during a day or straight after work, so I probably have a suit & tie on. Then again if I punt other times, I will have jeans and a t shirt on

It’s a cliché, but be yourself. Treat the girl with respect and when you phone / mail for a booking tell them you’re new at this wonderful game.

Best of luck!!

 

Good post and advice. Hard to argue with any of that.

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