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First Experience

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Hi all, 

 

New to the board and all this.

 

Bit of background. I had been on a dry spell since 2009. Last couple of years I found myself in an emotional mess where my affections were not reciprocated. Unable to pull myself out of this mess I deduced there was a number of options.

 

I'm not a big guy and have issues emotionally connecting with people but I am ultimately a human male and had needs. Now I had toyed with the idea before but lacking in the balls department I bottled it a number of times. However over this weekend things came to a head and I was miserable as fook. Decided I had to do something to lift my spirits so I contacted a local agency and booked my appointment.

 

Now because I am a short arse (think Tom Cruise height!) my main preference, and only preference, is a short lass. I am not in to anything that is unique, GFE is all I wanted.

 

So there i went, turning up in my less than tactful car, full of nerves and tension. Got to the place, was greeted by the maid who asked if I wanted a Budweiser or a water. Promptly asked for water as I figured re hydration was the name of the game. Stunning lass came in to the room, gave me a kiss and my water, and I near on legged it at that moment. Then the girl I had chosen came in took me by the hand and led me to the room. Had a chat about what I wanted which probably came out as some clicks and strange noises to a normal person.  She asked for the money, left the room and told me to get undressed. Which I did. Left my boxers on as even though this girl was insanely hot, my nerves were getting the better of me and there was literally no movement going on. At all. When she came back, she could see every muscle except the important one was tense. She tried massaging but to no avail. Then she tried dirty talk which doesn't do it for me that much (she made me laugh!). Realizing we were getting no where she asked me what my interests were. Now for me, cars are my thing. Luckily enough for me, they were hers as well so we started talking about that. After a good 10 minute conversation about Japanese cars, I had managed to calm down a bit and get on with it. Now of all things I expected to be talking about, this was not one of them. It was quite surreal that in the presence of a beautiful woman giving me a naked massage that I would be calmed down by car chat. 

 

Now I paid for 30 minutes but it lasted at least 45. I don't pop quickly and she really had to work for the money I paid so I deemed it only fair that I tip at the end.

 

All in all, it was a wonderful GFE, nerves aside. Will I be doing it again? Yup. I chose carefully and correctly my first time paying for it. I think she may have found herself a regular customer as she achieved for me what I couldn't. Pulled me out of self pity!

 

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Well done. Let's hope that your future experiences are less fraught.

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Welcome to the board and thank you for sharing your first P4P experience. :)

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...It was quite surreal that in the presence of a beautiful woman giving me a naked massage that I would be calmed down by car chat...

 

That's awesome, and it kind of makes sense.  It's a familiar subject to you, and something you are confident in your knowledge.  Those things plus the fact that the hot lady shared the interest in a great combination for relaxation.

 

Thanks for sharing the experince

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My first time wasn't long ago and I didn't have the same blocks of nerves.

I was relaxed and liked the girl but it was for 1.75hrs. Mind set was 1st time go BIG.did something positions but remember learn from each encounter, think what u could improve & go from there.

Enjoy round 2. Don't forget to write review for WG for both us & them

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Glad you're feeling better now, I'm in a similar situation myself so might have to follow the same route lol 

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I found the OP's story well told too, but could he explain exactly what he means by his "less than tactful car"?

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Nissan Micra??

Austin Princess?

Mini Minor?

Bristol?

 Lots of possibilities!

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reminds me of my first time punt, i couldn't get it up no matter what happened. i was totally stressed before and was totally stressed after. certainly wasn't the WG's fault as she was hot.

 

quite different now these days.

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I found the OP's story well told too, but could he explain exactly what he means by his "less than tactful car"?

Probably his personal plate.

Mine is P4UL P a red Ferrari which I ask if I can park on the drive to avoid damage. ;)

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Perhaps it was an Escort?

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to the OP- (1) glad your first time went well, mine wasn't nearly so satisfactory

(2) glad to hear you left some extra for the extra time, too

(3) happy punting!

 

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Thank you for the warm welcome all.

 

To answer the question above, the house was in the middle of nowhere and really rather affluent place locally. Its also very quiet.

 

But I have a rather "anti social" new age Subaru Impreza. There were a few comments (positive mind you) from the house inhabitants as even driving slowly it makes the ground shake. Even though the directions were probably the best directions I have been given (I was given the EXACT miles) I still went passed the place 3 times becuase I forgot what it was called.

 

I did go back a few days later and we went 30 minutes over. I'm not sure if thats becuase for 30 minutes we oggled pictures on our phones of all the things we had done to our cars and told each other what the other one should do next.

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I am glad it went well for you in the end. As somebody else has suggested, you owe it to the girl to write a Field Report on here. You were right to reimburse her for the extra time she gave you but a Field Report will be valuable publicity for her.

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Thank you for the warm welcome all.

 

To answer the question above, the house was in the middle of nowhere and really rather affluent place locally. Its also very quiet.

 

But I have a rather "anti social" new age Subaru Impreza. There were a few comments (positive mind you) from the house inhabitants as even driving slowly it makes the ground shake. Even though the directions were probably the best directions I have been given (I was given the EXACT miles) I still went passed the place 3 times becuase I forgot what it was called.

 

I did go back a few days later and we went 30 minutes over. I'm not sure if thats becuase for 30 minutes we oggled pictures on our phones of all the things we had done to our cars and told each other what the other one should do next.

sounds like you've found a soul mate :-)

good happy story - have fun

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