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.............. And It's Nice To See You Too!

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A client came to see me today.

 

After I closed the door behind him and he lunged for a grope..... he came out with the choice words:

 

"you have some competition"

 

"Oh anyone in particular?  All other ladies are competition to me if you think about it" replied smiling me

 

"Yes" he replied.... then he proceeded to name the other TWO ladies and which agency they are with..... delighting in informing me how special these other two are. 

 

(yes of course I looked them up after he left! :D

 

How nice.  What a charmer. 

 

 

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A client came to see me today.

 

After I closed the door behind him and he lunged for a grope..... he came out with the choice words:

 

"you have some competition"

 

"Oh anyone in particular?  All other ladies are competition to me if you think about it" replied smiling me

 

"Yes" he replied.... then he proceeded to name the other TWO ladies and which agency they are with..... delighting in informing me how special these other two are. 

 

(yes of course I looked them up after he left! :D

 

How nice.  What a charmer. 

And he expected you to give him sterling service after he had said that???  Words fail

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The poor man obviously had a death wish that involved being beaten to death by an enraged Wg. I charge extra for this service 

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A client came to see me today.

 

After I closed the door behind him and he lunged for a grope..... he came out with the choice words:

 

"you have some competition"

 

"Oh anyone in particular?  All other ladies are competition to me if you think about it" replied smiling me

 

"Yes" he replied.... then he proceeded to name the other TWO ladies and which agency they are with..... delighting in informing me how special these other two are. 

 

(yes of course I looked them up after he left! :D

 

How nice.  What a charmer.

The wedding is off then I assume.

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I remember once seeing a man who was so large he could not get out of his car.  I watched him struggle to exit the vehicle and thought this is not going to happen..........  when it eventually did and he hauled himself into my flat and handed me a home made card with a giant smiley on the front thanking me for a wonderful time - before we had done anything...........  he then sat down and told me he sees a Very Famous Lady...  and then named her and looked at me expectantly.

 

i had never heard of the lady.  I still haven't.  He told me all about her though......  I listened politlely to his story about the pole in the middle of her gaff and then we got doiwn to business and he left.  I know he left because I could move freely about now.

 

Men like this are silly aren't they.   I don't know what another girl would do but I don't let them come back again.  I don't need the mind fuck.

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I've had this one, I was also told recently right at the welcome mat that I was definitely a size 6-8 at an appointment  3 years ago, which he preferred to my current figure. I know there has only been one time in my life when I was a 6-8, that was not 3 years ago, more like 17 years ago and 14 years before I met this person. I'll never be a 6 because of the athletic training I do but never mind(I'm lean as a whippet at an 8) and I also can recall my exact weight and size at most points over the last however many years. Not too long ago a client stood afront of me and told me in losing weight had lost my boobs. I've always been small, never had bigguns.

 

I think some people just like pointing out things they have noticed, thinking they are being helpful in some way, or at least 'knowledgeable'.

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What did they hope to achieve for mentioning other ladies then?

I know I wouldn't be too happy if during our session a lady keeps talking about her other clients.

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After I closed the door behind him and he lunged for a grope..... he came out with the choice words:

"you have some competition"

Next time this happens, tell him "So do you. Smiths was here earlier - and he was a much better shag" :D.

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I always spend the first 10 minutes telling my current SP of the fabulous times I have had elsewhere! It makes them ever so keen to be my friend!! :D  :D

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Next time this happens, tell him "So do you. Smiths was here earlier - and he was a much better shag" :D.

 

Next time?  What next time!  :)

 

Our meeting went very well and I would possibly see him again.  We wgs hear far worse than this and it is those occasions when our we have to hone our acting skills.  It just took me by surprise that's all.... it was almost his opening line.

 

....... and don't bring Smiths into this..... the poor guy has enough to cope with being fought over at all those parties!  :P

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A client came to see me today.

 

After I closed the door behind him and he lunged for a grope..... he came out with the choice words:

 

"you have some competition"

 

"Oh anyone in particular?  All other ladies are competition to me if you think about it" replied smiling me

 

"Yes" he replied.... then he proceeded to name the other TWO ladies and which agency they are with..... delighting in informing me how special these other two are. 

 

(yes of course I looked them up after he left! :D

 

How nice.  What a charmer.

What a pity you weren't doing one of your dominatrix role plays and then you could have made him aware of your feelings. Purely for his enjoyment of course. No personal satisfaction on your part whatsoever. :D

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The poor man obviously had a death wish that involved being beaten to death by an enraged Wg. I charge extra for this service

I didn't realise that you became enraged? :D

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Haha fabulous. I share a lot of clients with one particular other lady in MK who is very well known. Its come up in conversation but they have never said it in a way to imply they expect more than any other guy through my door, she is probably well aware we share and probably heres my name as often as I hear hers.. Its just conversation regarding the industry thats all.

 

However, OP, if a guy said to me what he said to you I also would have smiled and then enquired "really, wow, you are soooo lucky,  I have seen some REALLY well known punters round here, fabulous guys, sooo clean and with such good manners" . Talking about other guys usually changes the subject quickly haha xx

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A few years back one now ex-regular thought it would be a good idea to tell me all about how lovely another lady he saw was...whilst I was on top fucking him! Who in their right mind thinks this is OK!? :wacko: He was such a PITA - getting too emotionally involved, very needy and generally being a mind-fuck - that I eventually refused to see him again. My income decreased but my mental health improved immeasurably; I should've got rid of him far sooner than I did and I've never put money ahead of mental well-being since.

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It's bad form to do this kind of thing even outside of punting. You don't go into a butchers and say "I also shop at.." and name another butcher down the road, or tell a hairdresser or optician that you buy from their rivals.

 

It's even worse for specalist high street retailers where customers might 

 

Of course they know it happens, your garage can see from the car service book that you are disloyal, but to talk about it as though they might be interested is just plain rude. 

 

The only reason I could see for doing it is that you might think that you'll get better service if you make it clear that you are fickle. As the OP has made clear quite the opposite is the case.

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See now my response would and has been when this happens 'wow, do you think they are good?  I'll have to contact them and see if they are up for duo or trio work, how would you like that?  Do you think you could manage three of us?' ;)    'Great more girls to party with' :P

 

 (think they expect you to go the extra mile because you might have competition).

 

What I never liked was being compared.  I did have a guy that one time said he went to see a well reviewed lady before me and kept going on about how he was her regular but found her to be mechanical not mad and unpredictable like me.  Thing is unbeknown to him I had worked and socialised with this lovely girl in the past and knew her to be far from the way he described.  Later I met up with this lady (for a duo with someone else) and told her what he had said.  Seems he was saying to her that I was a regular but he was finding me too much to handle.  Thing is he wasn't nor ever had been a regular for either of us.

 

Another one would mail all the ladies on our particular group saying that they were his favourite and that so and so wasn't in our league.  That backfired big style when he upset one of the girls and they started comparing notes.  Now none of them will see him and he got himself banned from all their forums as a result. 

 

Why the silly games?  Why not just go and have a good time?

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Preparation is the key to dealing with this brand of miscreant.  If he pitches up again, offer him some tie’n’tease and when he’s immobile in your boudoir you should dramatically sweep away the bed linen and soft furnishings to reveal a polythene-lined kill room.  

 

That way you get to enjoy the look of abject terror spread across his countenance when you produce the hammer.

 

There, sorted. 

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Preparation is the key to dealing with this brand of miscreant.  If he pitches up again, offer him some tie’n’tease and when he’s immobile in your boudoir you should dramatically sweep away the bed linen and soft furnishings to reveal a polythene-lined kill room.  

 

 

 

That way you get to enjoy the look of abject terror spread across his countenance when you produce the hammer.

 

 

 

 

There, sorted. 

 

 

I wonder about you sometimes... :eek:   Correction I wonder about you a lot of the time.. :wub:

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A few years back one now ex-regular thought it would be a good idea to tell me all about how lovely another lady he saw was...whilst I was on top fucking him! Who in their right mind thinks this is OK!? :wacko: He was such a PITA - getting too emotionally involved, very needy and generally being a mind-fuck - that I eventually refused to see him again. My income decreased but my mental health improved immeasurably; I should've got rid of him far sooner than I did and I've never put money ahead of mental well-being since.

How about this then?

 

I had a two girl booking with a girl at the same parlour, the guy always booked her for a an hour with another girl with them for the first half hour. I had to lay there with her in between us whilst he banged on about how she was his "african princess" and how stunning she was,how perfect,  how beautiful to which I smiled and nodded then he started saying "she is beautiful though isnt she chloe!" "dont you think shes really horny" "you can see why I cant get enough of her cant you?" and on and on and he expected me to answer haha I gave the answers he was hoping for whilst cringing away inside and looking at her I could tell she was cringing away inside too. The best bit came when he said "dont you think shes got the most perfect pussy though chloe" I couldnt stop myself, "ooo yeah its really nice, like my own more though :D " it just came out, she nearly choked as she held in the laugh. 

 

The single most cringeworthy embarassing booking I have ever ever ever ever suffered.

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the nerve of some guys hey, they are just disrespectful in my opionion.

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How about this then?

 

I had a two girl booking with a girl at the same parlour, the guy always booked her for a an hour with another girl with them for the first half hour. I had to lay there with her in between us whilst he banged on about how she was his "african princess" and how stunning she was,how perfect,  how beautiful to which I smiled and nodded then he started saying "she is beautiful though isnt she chloe!" "dont you think shes really horny" "you can see why I cant get enough of her cant you?" and on and on and he expected me to answer haha I gave the answers he was hoping for whilst cringing away inside and looking at her I could tell she was cringing away inside too. The best bit came when he said "dont you think shes got the most perfect pussy though chloe" I couldnt stop myself, "ooo yeah its really nice, like my own more though :D " it just came out, she nearly choked as she held in the laugh. 

 

The single most cringeworthy embarassing booking I have ever ever ever ever suffered.

 

My god Chloe what was he up to?  Sounds like he was trying to humiliate you, that's awful. 

 

I did have a girl that one of my clients banged on about a lot, mind you to be honest she is pretty hot and more his age so I could understand it.  To be fair he was a sub, into humiliation and said he didn't think he could ever book her because he didn't think he could perform with her.  Managed ok with me mind so not sure what that was supposed to say :( ..

 

So this is what I did and it's really true this.  I tied, gagged and bound him naked on the sofa in the hotel room, then turned the TV up and went off to put the kettle on for a cuppa.  Seriously I went to make a cup of tea while he squirmed starkers....  But unbeknown to him I also had arranged to slip this girl he was crazy about into the room.  She stripped and lay on the bed while I tied a dog collar on him and dragged him to the bed.  He had absolutely no idea that he was licking away at the girl he'd been lusting after for a very long time.  Stifling the laughter was pretty hard too.

 

After we finally took the blindfold off him and creased laughing at his expression of horror, I then went on to put a strapon on him and made him do her that way while I took pics, but wouldn't let him touch her in any other way than that.  I sent him his pics which he seemed happy with, but we then went on to refuse any further work with him.

 

Somebody here is going to see this beautiful girl pretty soon and knows about this so it can be verified, its something we often laugh about.

 

Moral in this guys is careful what you say to your ladies, they can get their revenge, it must have been hell having this beauty in front of him and not being able to touch her or have her touch him... :P

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Holly to this day I have no idea. I do know she came out of the booking at the end and apologised. She was pretty mortified but during the booking the hardest thing was to keep a straight face. I just wanted to shout "OMG ARE YOU FOR REEEAAAL". Who knows what his motivation was, I think he just wanted someone else to tell him how gorgeous she was so he could feel like the cat that got the top bit of cream. The funniest thing was that she had never even been to Africa and her family didnt even come from there way back in the day, he just assumed she did . It was his fantasy, she just let him continue to think it as it kept him happy. 

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When he said you have competition, you should have replied that you don't mind it because your last client that just left was 6 foot five, muscular, had a huge cock and was the ultimate gentleman in bed, so the guys you see are the cream of the cream  :lol: Then watch his face!! :lol:

 

And for extra cruelty just keep calling him by a different name during the punt saying sorry, was still fantasizing about the last guy ^_^

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It's bad form to do this kind of thing even outside of punting. You don't go into a butchers and say "I also shop at.." and name another butcher down the road, or tell a hairdresser or optician that you buy from their rivals.

 

It's even worse for specalist high street retailers where customers might 

 

Of course they know it happens, your garage can see from the car service book that you are disloyal, but to talk about it as though they might be interested is just plain rude. 

 

The only reason I could see for doing it is that you might think that you'll get better service if you make it clear that you are fickle. As the OP has made clear quite the opposite is the case.

I used to get one punter that used to do this every time we increased the prices.I'd get how much better this other place was and how much cheaper.Trouble is one time he used my local as the great other place.He soon shut up when i started quoting the prices and how much dearer they actually were and ended with a i agree,its a great pub,apart from that glassing a few nights back.

 

 

Preparation is the key to dealing with this brand of miscreant.  If he pitches up again, offer him some tie’n’tease and when he’s immobile in your boudoir you should dramatically sweep away the bed linen and soft furnishings to reveal a polythene-lined kill room.  

 

 

 

That way you get to enjoy the look of abject terror spread across his countenance when you produce the hammer.

 

 

 

 

There, sorted. 

 

Don't know about the look of abject terror,i do however think the lady would be needing new sheets and a mattress :)

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