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Quite concerned about catching a disease from seeing a hooker; I know it's a high risk activity. Have any of you ever caught anything? Trying to assess the risk...

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Quite concerned about catching a disease from seeing a hooker; I know it's a high risk activity. Have any of you ever caught anything? Trying to assess the risk...

 

You've been a member for 3 years and it looks like you've learned nothing in that time.  Or are you deliberately trying to be offensive?

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Quite concerned about catching a disease from seeing a hooker; I know it's a high risk activity. Have any of you ever caught anything? Trying to assess the risk...

Your risk is equal to that of mine my friend :)

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It's not a competition :)

No you are right it is not.  If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen

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Quite concerned about catching a disease from seeing a hooker; I know it's a high risk activity. Have any of you ever caught anything? Trying to assess the risk...

I caught Ebola once from french kissing, but luckily it cured itself within hours. :)

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I caught Ebola once from french kissing, but luckily it cured itself within hours. :)

You bugger!

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Quite concerned about catching a disease from seeing a hooker; I know it's a high risk activity. Have any of you ever caught anything? Trying to assess the risk...

Ask yourself this question.  You're a man just looking for any easy shag and led by his prick.  An escort is providing a personal service as part of her chosen career.  Which one do you think is most likely to take care of their personal hygiene and follow appropriate steps to safeguard their health?

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There is a risk.  I once told a WG that I thought she was probably riddled with diseases and I caught a broken jaw.

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Ask yourself this question.  You're a man just looking for any easy shag and led by his prick.  An escort is providing a personal service as part of her chosen career.  Which one do you think is most likely to take care of their personal hygiene and follow appropriate steps to safeguard their health?

I like the EEs, not the regulars on this forum; chances are the escort is over from Romania, enamoured by the chance of earning a high salary, doing the job for six months, then going back and buying a flat in outer Bucharest. Career? I had a little giggle.

 

But either way, it's not a competition. I'm concerned about my risk.

 

Think about this. By way of example. The lovely Amanda, who I want to see, does deep french kissing. She also has 50 FRs. http://www.hot-collection.co.uk/escort/562

 

But suppose 1 in every 5 men leave a FR. That means she's seen 250 men. And DFKed them.

 

And if 1 in 100 men she's seen have cooties, and the rate of transmission for cooties is 50%, that means chances are she has cooties. And if I see her, I'm 50% at risk. So if I see her, and her equally successful friends Magda and Anya, chances are, I'll get cooties. Which means that when I then go see Natasha, Daria, and Olga, chances are I'll be passing cooties on to one (or more) of them. Sucks.

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I like the EEs, not the regulars on this forum; chances are the escort is over from Romania, enamoured by the chance of earning a high salary, doing the job for six months, then going back and buying a flat in outer Bucharest. Career? I had a little giggle.

 

But either way, it's not a competition. I'm concerned about my risk.

 

Think about this. By way of example. The lovely Amanda, who I want to see, does deep french kissing. She also has 50 FRs. http://www.hot-collection.co.uk/escort/562

 

But suppose 1 in every 5 men leave a FR. That means she's seen 250 men. And DFKed them.

 

And if 1 in 100 men she's seen have cooties, and the rate of transmission for cooties is 50%, that means chances are she has cooties. And if I see her, I'm 50% at risk. So if I see her, and her equally successful friends Magda and Anya, chances are, I'll get cooties. Which means that when I then go see Natasha, Daria, and Olga, chances are I'll be passing cooties on to one (or more) of them. Sucks.

Nice tout mate, how much do you make each time they get booked ?

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10 quid if they don't get cooties, 5 quid if they do.

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10 quid if they don't get cooties, 5 quid if they do.

Can I be the first to say that you are a prize twat?

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Can I be the first to say that you are a prize twat?

If I wanted to be serious, I'd get married.

 

PS just checked out your website. Much respect re. going out of your way to accommodate disabled clients.

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If I wanted to be serious, I'd get married.

You'd have to find someone to marry you first :)

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If I wanted to be serious, I'd get married.

 

PS just checked out your website. Much respect re. going out of your way to accommodate disabled clients.

It is more the fantastic boobies that gets my respect.

 

Sorry S xxx ;)

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10 quid if they don't get cooties, 5 quid if they do.

What the hell are cooties?  And what exactly do you think escorting is if not a career.  I suppose you think the women concerned just go into it in the hope of meeting a hunk like you, and if they get paid for it it's a bonus?  And as an aside I should lay off the giggling if I were you if you want to preserve your macho persona 

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And if 1 in 100 men she's seen have cooties, and the rate of transmission for cooties is 50%, that means chances are she has cooties. And if I see her, I'm 50% at risk. So if I see her, and her equally successful friends Magda and Anya, chances are, I'll get cooties. Which means that when I then go see Natasha, Daria, and Olga, chances are I'll be passing cooties on to one (or more) of them. Sucks.

I've heard too much sex with wg's gives you bad eyesight....but I don't think it's true.

Anyway do we have any links to the girls who give out cookies during a booking?

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I've heard too much sex with wg's gives you bad eyesight....but I don't think it's true.

Anyway do we have any links to the girls who give out cookies during a booking?

It is. I had 20/20 vision before I started punting, now I am blind as a fucking bat. :D

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Syphilis does that.

 

;)

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Syphilis does that.

just stick to wanking then.  It's as simple as that

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just stick to wanking then.  It's as simple as that

 

And give my hand cooties? I think not!

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Honestly, all I've been doing with escorts so far is finding one who's taller than me, getting her to give me a HJ and knee me in the balls a couple of times; but would like to do more, hence this thread.

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Honestly, all I've been doing with escorts so far is finding one who's taller than me, getting her to give me a HJ and knee me in the balls a couple of times; but would like to do more, hence this thread.

I doubt you need to pay anyone to knee you in the balls anymore

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I can assure you that I shall give you a call next time the urge strikes, Mr Bean.

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