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On another board that I'm on full of my Australian friends one lady wrote about a guy fanny slapping. 

So ladies ,  do you ever get guys that do this,  ie spit on your fanny and start slapping your fanny ( as seen in porn) 

I have had guys do this and I'm  totally bemused that they think its a turn on , 

 yep slap my fanny hard and spit on it, 100 percent guaranteed orgasm  :D 

 

Guys if you do this ... can i ask why please  is it cos you watch lots of porn  


I blame porn,  in fact its going to be my default setting for everything now in life blaming porn  I'm going to get a t shirt made up with the words .. I Blame Porn ( i reckon it will be a best seller )  

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hello  :)   ive had girlfriends that enjoy being smacked on the pussy and others who hate it,so i guess its like most things and some girls enjoy it,some dont..i think the girls that like it enjoy the feeling of their pussy tingling after the sex.

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I think porn is to blame for a lot of practices - hard deep anal pounding, facials, ass to mouth - to pussy - to mouth etc

 

I sometimes wonder what young guys are picking up from it that they think is standard sexual practice

 

Edit:  And could I put an order in for a t-shirt please?  :D

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I read somewhere that  some young men didn't realise that women /girls have pubic hair ( down below ) because in porn they are shaved and as bare as a babes bum 

yep I'm defiantly  blaming  the porn 

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You could certainly use that line on the thread (currently a few down from this one) from the guy looking for girls who take facials.

Can't see the fun myself.

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I read somewhere that  some young men didn't realise that women /girls have pubic hair ( down below ) because in porn they are shaved and as bare as a babes bum 

yep I'm defiantly  blaming  the porn 

 

 

That's true actually.  Makes me laugh that porn featuring unshaved women is now considered a fetish!

 

That said I can't see what's wrong with a good fanny slap though (ducks and runs for cover)  :D

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I read somewhere that  some young men didn't realise that women /girls have pubic hair ( down below ) because in porn they are shaved and as bare as a babes bum 

yep I'm defiantly  blaming  the porn 

 

They say John Ruskin was so appalled by his bride having pubic hair, he never got the urge to consummate their marriage.

May be an urban myth tho.

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I have to say that a rug does nothing for me <_<

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On another board that I'm on full of my Australian friends one lady wrote about a guy fanny slapping. 

So ladies ,  do you ever get guys that do this,  ie spit on your fanny and start slapping your fanny ( as seen in porn) 

I have had guys do this and I'm  totally bemused that they think its a turn on , 

 yep slap my fanny hard and spit on it, 100 percent guaranteed orgasm  :D

 

Guys if you do this ... can i ask why please  is it cos you watch lots of porn  

I blame porn,  in fact its going to be my default setting for everything now in life blaming porn  I'm going to get a t shirt made up with the words .. I Blame Porn ( i reckon it will be a best seller )  

Not a turn on for me but i have had WGs ask me to spit on their pussies on ocassion, and indeed spit in their mouths. Porn has been a good inspiration for me over the years, i particularly like Reverse Gangbang porn myself.

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 I like porn and i have no probs with it  ( i have used it  especially when starting out to get ideas on things to do )

facials i can see the appeal ( from the guys point of view )  

 

Its just this fanny slapping thing  (even the spitting I can see the appeal of for both sides of the party and have no probs with this being done to me  ) but slapping the fanny like its a turkey waiting to be basted for xmas day  is just a bit weird  (to me )  

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I think porn is to blame for a lot of practices - hard deep anal pounding, facials, ass to mouth - to pussy - to mouth etc

 

I sometimes wonder what young guys are picking up from it that they think is standard sexual practice

 

Edit:  And could I put an order in for a t-shirt please?  :D

I'm going to do  T- shirt and mugs  with I Blame The Porn on it , also one that says  Fanny Slapping - I blame The Porn    

Orders being taken soon   

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I'm going to do  T- shirt and mugs  with I Blame The Porn on it , also one that says  Fanny Slapping - I blame The Porn    

Orders being taken soon   

 

Make some real money. have some knickers made with i blame the porn emblazoned on them.  wear them and sell em.

£25 a pair.

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They say John Ruskin was so appalled by his bride having pubic hair, he never got the urge to consummate their marriage.

May be an urban myth tho.

Yes, but he had issues

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 I like porn and i have no probs with it  ( i have used it  especially when starting out to get ideas on things to do )

facials i can see the appeal ( from the guys point of view )  

 

Its just this fanny slapping thing  (even the spitting I can see the appeal of for both sides of the party and have no probs with this being done to me  ) but slapping the fanny like its a turkey waiting to be basted for xmas day  is just a bit weird  (to me )  

Me too, but I am picky with the porn.  I don't like them too skinny or too young for starters.  I like to see a woman with a nice round bottom and boobs that do not crease up when they bend over, or stay in shape when they are on their backs.. must be rock hard some of those titties.  ...can't be nice to touch or for the girl herself when she goes to bed at night and can't lay on her tummy because she has rocks on her chest......................

 

i think too much about the porn I watch.  When I see a girl getting it up the bum and in her fanny, I watch to see if she is in pain, and end up watching it for the technicalities more than the enjoyment ..:)

 

The fanny slapping does not bother me too much...  it's the squirting that everybody claims to be able to do that baffles me.  Squirting is the new anal.  I have had guys finger me when my fanny is as dry as Ghandi's slippper and say go on squirt...  It fucking hurts for one thing and makes me as horny as a cardboard box.

 

Slap my fanny, slap your cock and see how you like it mate 

 

Ha ha !

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Well this is a thread I could have written myself some years ago - and that is no criticism.

 

Lots of SPs have heard me say how awful it is that girls perhaps mid teens are taking their time to shave because that's what the boys say they must do to be normal like the porn they watch .

 

And all those relatively extreme practices boys grow up thinking are the norm and men take as ideas for what to do.

 

It is really upsetting and I can't think why the authorities have been so slow to do anything about effectively curtailing the availability of material completely unsuitable for young teens let alone pre-teens.

 

Well done BEE (and Sarah) but your predecessors should have embroidered the t-shirt many years ago.

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Slap my fanny, slap your cock and see how you like it mate 

 

Ha ha !

 

Have you seen the ball kicking porn?  Now that is really something to behold...

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Me too, but I am picky with the porn.  I don't like them too skinny or too young for starters.  I like to see a woman with a nice round bottom and boobs that do not crease up when they bend over, or stay in shape when they are on their backs.. must be rock hard some of those titties.  ...can't be nice to touch or for the girl herself when she goes to bed at night and can't lay on her tummy because she has rocks on her chest......................

 

i think too much about the porn I watch.  When I see a girl getting it up the bum and in her fanny, I watch to see if she is in pain, and end up watching it for the technicalities more than the enjoyment .. :)

 

The fanny slapping does not bother me too much...  it's the squirting that everybody claims to be able to do that baffles me.  Squirting is the new anal.  I have had guys finger me when my fanny is as dry as Ghandi's slippper and say go on squirt...  It fucking hurts for one thing and makes me as horny as a cardboard box.

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Slap my fanny, slap your cock and see how you like it mate

Ha ha !

 

  lol -  its like some of the positions they do in porn films  you just know that if you tried to do it in real life it would be like a game of bloody twister uncomfortable, possibility of a few bruised body parts and someones sweaty armpit right in your nose, nothing remotely sexy about it

  

 

 Those scenes that take five minutes to watch, in reality take 90 mins or so to film with numerous stops and starts but guys want to try out twister position No 22 with you and expect that its going to work 

 

 

Im like you in that when i watch porn I  often look at it from a  technical realistic sort of way and often think nah  no way can they be doing that for that long in that position  or that girl must have been a fucking olympic gymnastic qualifier to be able to contort her body into that position for so long  or fuck me that must hurt like a bitch ( but she is smiling like coco the bloody clown on speed ) 

 

fanny slapping  well that just something that makes me laugh to me its so unsexy you might as well be slapping a dead body , but thats just my opinion  

and yeah i agree squirting defiantly the new anal  

 

 I think with porn its always looking for the new big thrill   years ago it was just seeing the nipple and if you saw a cock it was like  Red Flag alert  now  its piss, shit and fanny slapping all in one scene  

 

I dread to think what the next 5 years will bring in the porn industry  were running out of body holes to put things into the way its going at the moment

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I read somewhere that  some young men didn't realise that women /girls have pubic hair ( down below ) because in porn they are shaved and as bare as a babes bum 

yep I'm defiantly  blaming  the porn 

In my youth the only 'pornography' was from magazines such as Spick and Span, or the photography of Harrison Marks. The air brush was all-pervasive. Now imagine what a shock THAT was when I first saw the real thing!

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I think porn is to blame for a lot of practices - hard deep anal pounding, facials, ass to mouth - to pussy - to mouth etc

 

I sometimes wonder what young guys are picking up from it that they think is standard sexual practice

 

Edit:  And could I put an order in for a t-shirt please?  :D

And all this porn is being beamed out to aliens, who have by now decided that the way we make babies is to stick our cocks up a girls arse and then wank over their faces. Heaven help us, when they arrive here!

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It was explained to me many years ago that porn is made up of several scenes, often shot over several days and edited into one 'session. Just like any film really. During deep throat you can see the watering of eyes and spasms in the stomach from the gag reflex. I don't find that sexy. Fanny slapping does nothing at all for me, neither does spitting. I blame porn for guys thinking it's ok to go from anus, to vagina with fingers and tongue. They either don't realise, or don't care that there are microbes in the anus which when transferred to the vagina can cause a very irritating condition known as thrush to develop.

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Actually, I have done some very gentle fanny slapping on a regular, having first " warmed her up" with my tongue and she's enjoyed it, in fact if I get the timing right she can cum. Yes, I saw it done in porn, but it's sometimes a case of adapting ideas you pick up.

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