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anon108

First-Timer, Nothing Fancy?

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So I'm only 19, and I'm a virgin, and I'd really like to get laid. I have no idea how the escort scene works, though, so if someone could recommend a central London service and talk me through how it works I would be very grateful.

 

Essentially I am the most vanilla guy ever. Pretty much my only fetish is tights. So I'm just looking for about three hours with preferably a blonde girl, where tongue-kissing and groping is on the table.

 

Also I can only do in-calls since I live with a parent, and I'd prefer it to be done through an agency. Recommendations?

 

This site looks pretty legit to me, but I have no idea. Are all their pictures and reviews faked or what? http://www.playful-escorts.co.uk/

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If blondes are your thing. Go see Adele at House of Devine. She works most Thursdays. Based in S Kensington. Look on website for details/prices

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Welcome to the board, anon108.

 

Booking 3hrs for your first punt isn't advisable. Go for 30mins or 1hr until you get the hang of this.

 

And the agency in your link is a cheap outcall operation (not recommended anyway), which wouldn't suit your situation.

 

House of Divine, mentioned by djs here, is a well-recommended parlour, aka knocking shop. Otherwise scan through the Field Reports section on here and you'll see links to agencies favoured by others on here.

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So I'm only 19, and I'm a virgin, and I'd really like to get laid. I have no idea how the escort scene works, though, so if someone could recommend a central London service and talk me through how it works I would be very grateful.

 

Essentially I am the most vanilla guy ever. Pretty much my only fetish is tights. So I'm just looking for about three hours with preferably a blonde girl, where tongue-kissing and groping is on the table.

 

Also I can only do in-calls since I live with a parent, and I'd prefer it to be done through an agency. Recommendations?

 

This site looks pretty legit to me, but I have no idea. Are all their pictures and reviews faked or what? http://www.playful-escorts.co.uk/

 

 

Hi anon108

 

I'm going to go through the process with you;

 

As you mentioned, you have to select a reputable agency, 

Then you have to select a reputable girl.

You have to be confident in your punt, just like any real life first sexual experience.

 

Insider tip: As much as I love Thai WGs , they do not love the younger gentleman. 

There are a few reasons for this;

 

Younger guys tend to be more physical 

Younger guys are more nervous 

The girls themselves are mostly over 30 years of age and therefore are less comfortable with younger guys.

 

However I can recommend a couple of thai girls that are younger in the flesh and provide such an excellent service that their mind is not pre-occupied thinking how old the client is etc.

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Agree with Chris go for a hour max, If visiting H o D you have to phone beforehand to see a certain lady of your choice,the same applies if booking via a agency or independent girl. Do your homework on a girl of your choice ( field reports on here or positive feedback on Adultwork ) Good luck and enjoy yourself.

ps. It might be best to advise the lady it's your Ist visit.

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I couldn't possibly say... That would be like me trying to call the kettle black... But yeah it kinda does look that way *searches furiously for Smiths*

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Where's Smith's when you need him ey... ;)

At a party. That's his thing!

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OK, Anon108.

 

I was a couple of years older than you when I first punted. I was also my first time.

My experience wasn't great, she was a nice older lady, but I guess I built the experience up in my mind before, and it didn't live up to expectations (no surprise).

 

For me, I wouldn't recommend three hours for your first time. It's not a date after all but I feel it's important to get to know each other, so I'd say 60-90 mins but no more. If you 'click' you can always revisit.

 

Anyway, be realistic about your expectations and be honest about what you want, not just when you're with the girl but also in your searches.

 

I agree with LEXX, an oriential girl wouldn't be my first choice for a first time, lovely though they can be.

 

As I said my first time was with an older woman, and I don't regret that. It depends what who you're comfortable around.

 

Finally, do your reseach here and I suggest dropping a polite email to the establishment or to the lady about what you want and explain it's your first time (there's no shame in saying that).

 

I hope my ramblings have been of some help.

 

Good luck and most importantly have a good time (esp if you see the lovely Adele).

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