Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
jakX

A Disabled Escort!

16 posts in this topic

Hi Guys, and er gals, !!.

 

I'm jack - fairly obvious from my user name !, and i've read a few of your forums and blogs, and you seem to be faily intelligent people mostly haha!!

 

Now i had a question for you folks,

 

Quite a while ago i saw a lovely young lass in the midlands, it might have walsall, or somewhere along those lines, but she made no mention of anything untoward in her ad, and when i duly responded and turned i was a little more than surprised its safe to say when she answered the door in a prosthetic leg!!!

 

she was a lovely young lady, and i had a great time - apart from when we tried going upstairs...apparently she had lost her leg at an early age due to meningitis, and she was on hard times, but i was struck by how positive she was, when i left she asked me to stay in touch, and i assured her i would but afterwards due to 1 thing or another i lost her number and have recently really wanted to meet up or at least get in contact with her, i was wondering if any of you old "cronies" have ever come across some body like that at all?

 

I'd appreciate any help please, thanks

 

to the moderator - this is my first post, so God only knows  - and you - what i should do with it or where to stick it!!, so i hope i'm doing the right thing here!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

 

to the moderator - this is my first post, so God only knows  - and you - what i should do with it or where to stick it!!,

 

Welcome to the board, Jak. Owing to the character of posters, I am sure that long before this thread is finished, someone will tell you precisely where to stick it !

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So. Jakx, you fancy another leg over?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ha Ha Payperclip, very amusing...

sorry for the delay in replying, i have been away

No I am deadly serious about this, i don't know whether this has happened to any one of you out there but sometimes for no obvious reason you get flashbacks of really tuly memorable punts and i'm having them about this WG, and i wanted to meet her again, so because she was so unique - having just one leg and all - i thought one of you old codgers would know of her, or knew someone who like me was stunned into shocked silence after meeting her the first time......

 

....but alas thus far i have been somewhat dissapointed....

 

...anyway i live in hope...

 

...remember, this was the west midlands area, it may have been darlaston, cradley, walsall, im not sure know...

 

...oh well better get on with the housework. :(

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

...remember, this was the west midlands area, it may have been darlaston, cradley, walsall, im not sure know...

 

 

 

From my huge personal knowledge of cradley and the people who live there i can put a whole month of day job wages on the fact it wasn't there where you saw her because there is only one woman with a prosthetic leg around that area and she is in her 50's!!!!! xxx

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

From my huge personal knowledge of cradley and the people who live there i can put a whole month of day job wages on the fact it wasn't there where you saw her because there is only one woman with a prosthetic leg around that area and she is in her 50's!!!!! xxx

So, either the OP is half blind            or he has a very poor memory.

 

Both options would indicate that he is getting old!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So. Lauren.

You know EVERYONE in Cradley?

Are you pulling my leg?

Hop it. You are having a laugh aren't you?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm going to be as polite as I can here! Read my post again and point out to me where I said I know everyone? I had I had a huge knowledge of the place and people which is true... Of I told you my real name... Most the people I'm cradley would know exactly who I am etc....

I know he didn't see her there because in cradley... People talk a lot and a person with a prosthetic leg is just the type of thing that would get talked about,

I would hop along but that is mightily hard when you are wearing 6 inch heels ;)

And on the subject of pulling your leg.... I'm not doing that either, but if you pay me I will give it a good try ;) x

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I don't mind u pulling mine Lauren.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A lot of new posters recently, wanting one legged ladies, spunk in ladies' eyes, be kicked in the balls and solar plexus..... Wouldn't be surprised if we had another bored troll.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Maybe but we also have a spirited SP newcomer and I'll  happily settle for that and her continuing contributions.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A lot of new posters recently, wanting one legged ladies, spunk in ladies' eyes, be kicked in the balls and solar plexus..... Wouldn't be surprised if we had another bored troll.

Where's your imagination Uschi?? :o  There are all sorts of kinks out there;just because they don't tickle your fancy doesn't men they are trolling! :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

. Most the people I'm cradley would know exactly who I am etc....

I know he didn't see her there because in cradley... People talk a lot and a person with a prosthetic leg is just the type of thing that would get talked about, x

You wouldn't even know everyone in The Moon Under Water never mind Cradley and they wouldn't know you!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I have no idea how the multi quote thing works so I'm going to just do it the simple way!!!!!

 

porker paul..... I'm not one to speculate but I have a feeling it could be a combination of the two!! xx

 

691KingKong169..... If you want me to pull your leg... you know exactly what to do! :P xx

 

vivluvsme...... awww Thankyou!! :) xx

 

porker paul.... from what I have learnt from past experiences..... some people have some very, very different and strange kinks... r2d2, Chewbacca and a strap one are a very distinctive memory that make me giggle every time I see, hear or think about star wars!! xx

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A HUGE THANKS TO PAPER CLIP BECAUSE. ...I FOUND HER


YES she still has one leg but as lovely as ever. Miss Melanie she is called but yes I'm happy...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It's our diversity that makes us strong.

Imagine how small the market would be if all punters were bald menn wanting to have sex with hirsute women. I hope Miss Melanie was happy to see you.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0