Dr Faustus

The Shocker

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Any experiences as giver or receiver you wish to share?

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Would you care to expound a little more on the type of "shocker" you have i mind.

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With a name like Dr Faustus, you probably have a shocker you can tell us.....like soul-selling?

 

That probably beats anything we might come up with.

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It wasnt my client but I was in the parlour the day a guy decided to take a shit whilst having a shower, dried, dressed and left whilst the fresh wet turd sat waiting to be discovered..again, thankfully not by me.

 

I was also in a parlour and there was a strange smell occuring in one of the bedrooms. You got a nasty whiff of it at the top of the stairs near the door but the source couldnt be pinpointe. Eventually the stink got bad enough to linger long enough for it to be found. Guys had been pissing in one of the plant pots on the windowsill rather than ask for the loo whilst waiting for the girl. 

 

Another grim discovery by the poor woman who owned a parlour I worked in was that girls or a girl had been stuffing her used sponges in a gap behind the sink. Not sure how that was discovered, think it may have been a dodgy smell. 

 

There truly are some disgusting skanks out there, punters and escorts alike.

 

bluegh..shocking enough? These all happened at the same establishment...no wonder some people get pissed off with this industry x

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The good doctor may be referring to a particular practice that caught on a few years ago known as "The Shocker", involving simultaneously inserting the first two fingers of one hand into the lady's love pocket while inserting the little finger of the same hand into her back door.  Also charmingly known as "two in the pink, one in the stink"!

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two in the goo and one in the poo its called as well

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The good doctor may be referring to a particular practice that caught on a few years ago known as "The Shocker", involving simultaneously inserting the first two fingers of one hand into the lady's love pocket while inserting the little finger of the same hand into her back door. Also charmingly known as "two in the pink, one in the stink"!

Mmm couldn't have got that more wrong xx

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Mmm couldn't have got that more wrong xx

thanks for sharing though - the image of the fresh wet turd in the shower has stayed with me all day  :eek:

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Lol! I love reading this forum!

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Two fingers in the positive and negative, and one in the earth, of a 240v power socket, is a bit of a shocker. 

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thanks for sharing though - the image of the fresh wet turd in the shower has stayed with me all day  :eek:

Glad I could be of service haha xx

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zzorro that made me chuckle cheers :)

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two in the goo and one in the poo its called as well

I've always known it as a '10 pin', as in 10 pin bowling hold for the ball

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It wasnt my client but I was in the parlour the day a guy decided to take a shit whilst having a shower, dried, dressed and left whilst the fresh wet turd sat waiting to be discovered..again, thankfully not by me.

 

I was also in a parlour and there was a strange smell occuring in one of the bedrooms. You got a nasty whiff of it at the top of the stairs near the door but the source couldnt be pinpointe. Eventually the stink got bad enough to linger long enough for it to be found. Guys had been pissing in one of the plant pots on the windowsill rather than ask for the loo whilst waiting for the girl. 

 

Another grim discovery by the poor woman who owned a parlour I worked in was that girls or a girl had been stuffing her used sponges in a gap behind the sink. Not sure how that was discovered, think it may have been a dodgy smell. 

 

There truly are some disgusting skanks out there, punters and escorts alike.

 

bluegh..shocking enough? These all happened at the same establishment...no wonder some people get pissed off with this industry x

This topics more me so i'll stick with this.There seems to be a trend with women disposing of sanitary products where they're not supposed to.In our case they seem to love dumping them in the toilet cistern.S hook had come off the flush handle so lifted the lid,hand just above the water when i saw it stuck to the side under the water,a used sanitary towel.That job quickly became gloved up.Happens most weekends now,thats if theyre not dumped on the floor.Always used to be the gents bogs were manky,the ladies lovely and clean.My how the times have changed.Its almost a full reverese.

Then we had the old fella always managed to spray one to two walls of the khazi when he took a dump.It was the day hereally managed to surpass himself with all three walls and the door.

Or the day i realised that when clearing drains,if the drain is on a slope,always do it from the uphill position.You could say that day was a definate one in the stink :)

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I always remember the beach toilets in Paphos Cyprus.

Someone must have had projectile diarrhea because the cistern and wall behind it had been completely splattered with shite.

Whoever had done it had obviously only JUST managed to get their pants down before their sphincter erupted.

It was friggin minging, I felt sorry for whoever got the job of cleaning it up! :unsure:

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I used to frequent the Studio on the Bedford road in Luton.

As was the norm, I always had a sauna and shower before seeing the girl of my choice.

 

I remember one time, pouring water on to the coals and it was pure piss!  Some dirty git had peed in the water bucket, it stank like hell and made the eyes smart a bit.

 

I needed a bloody good shower before I faced the lovely Dianne.

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I've always known it as a '10 pin', as in 10 pin bowling hold for the ball

I know it as picking up a six-pack of beer ...

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