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Language Problem

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Without doubt the worst punting experience I've ever had arose from a language problem.

 

As usual I called up for the last "how to find me" instructions 5 minutes before the start-time.

 

I got a long sequence of "turn-left, up the steps, through the arch" kind of stuff when all I needed was the

number of the flat.

 

Trouble was the phone signal was poor, the girl spoke fast and had a heavy accent.

So I kept going around missing the entrance.

 

Eventually I got in and apologised for being late and added "you speak a bit fast and have quite a strong accent". I was really just trying to help the next guy be a bit more discreet.

 

She went BALLISTIC. "Nothing wrong with my accent, nobody else said this" etc etc.

I should have walked. Anyway I didn't and we got on with business.

 

So she is a tallish, fit girl and she is on top and I am up her.

She says "I am still really pissed off that you should criticize my accent".

 

Suddenly I am not so hard anymore and worry what she will do next.

She won't let me out! I concenrate hard and come quickly.

 

I dress and she chats quite pleasantly. But I want out of there.

 

We part but as I close the door I turn and say. "I should take up domination if I were you".

 

 

 

 

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Excellent post.  And yeah, you should have walked the second she kicked off.  Never a good start to a punt, that.  

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EE girls do seem to have an ability to scowl and scold that is unparalleled by other women I see.

Anybody remember that sitcom called Respectable from a few years ago about a brothel? There was a grumpy/bossy EE girl in that who always made me laugh.

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I can actually understand foreign women better than some who speak in heavy slang Scottish dialects.

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Excellent post.  And yeah, you should have walked the second she kicked off.  Never a good start to a punt, that.  

 

Totally agree and one of my own rules that I try to stick to - if it starts rather poorly before you hand over the cash, then don't, as it's highly likely to get worse - just make your excuses and leave (sounds like a NoW reporter before they used to hack your phone!).

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I generally try to have a phone chat before confirming a booking so I can assess whether communication will be problematic.

 

Any indication that the lady is less proficient in English than I am in Welsh  results in my seeking my entertainment elsewhere.

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I generally try to have a phone chat before confirming a booking so I can assess whether communication will be problematic.

 

Any indication that the lady is less proficient in English than I am in Welsh  results in my seeking my entertainment elsewhere.

 

helo. Gallaf eich gweld am chwech a faint am hanner awr

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helo. Gallaf eich gweld am chwech a faint am hanner awr

 

...a mochyn yn deg quid ychwanegol :D.

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EE girls do seem to have an ability to scowl and scold that is unparalleled by other women I see.

Anybody remember that sitcom called Respectable from a few years ago about a brothel? There was a grumpy/bossy EE girl in that who always made me laugh.

Yes. This is a talking point which I've discussed amongst friends and at work.  Of course, any observations I make are of a general nature. I have noticed and commented on this myself, that they can often come across a really miserable. Especially the women!

 

However, as I've had some great fun with EE girls during punts and got to know some men and women socially, I quickly formed the opinion that it could simply be down to a clash of cultures. I think they're more reserved and tend to stick to their own crowd. Once I've got to know a few, they aren't so different and the scowls become less prevalent! :D

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I encountered my first EE wg yesterday. She was a Polish girl, spoke good English - absolutely lovely with a great (if sharp) sense of humour.

Really passionate full on punt as well. Having been wary after seeing some reports about EE wg's I was pleasantly surprised.

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I encountered my first EE wg yesterday. She was a Polish girl, spoke good English - absolutely lovely with a great (if sharp) sense of humour.

Really passionate full on punt as well. Having been wary after seeing some reports about EE wg's I was pleasantly surprised.

All good stuff Burty. And was she decent VFM? You know, two arms, two legs, good looking and provided decent services?  :)

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Suddenly I am not so hard anymore and worry what she will do next.

She won't let me out! I concenrate hard and come quickly.

 

This had me in stitches... :blink:

 

How much did you pay for this underwhelming experience....

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Well known, highly rated, non EE woman. Usual rates.

 

Can't say anymore.

 

Glad to amuse you all!

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All good stuff Burty. And was she decent VFM? You know, two arms, two legs, good looking and provided decent services? :)

She was good vfm as far as I was concerned, £160 for 90 minutes which over ran a bit as well. Very pretty, excellent service. And yes everything was where it should be and in full working order, especially her tongue :P. Her legs even reached all the way to the ground ;)

I'd do an FR on here but once again I booked a girl from AW who doesn't display her phone number so it's a no go.

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Earlier this year I had a punt with a lovely Chinese lady.

 

Field reports all said that she had good English. But quickly into the punt it showed that it couldn't be further from the truth...

 

GFE in attitude, but we had quite a hard time understanding each other. Eventually she gave up and said "U wanna fuck ass?"

 

Then proceeded to go on all fours.

 

"Fair enough, then"

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I would suggest punters in areas of vast WG-diversity (who may be concerned about rip offs being explained away due to 'language barriers') track down one of these :D.

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i prefer if they send me a text with instructions in

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So she is a tallish, fit girl and she is on top and I am up her.

She says "I am still really pissed off that you should criticize my accent".

 

Suddenly I am not so hard anymore and worry what she will do next.

She won't let me out! I concenrate hard and come quickly.

 

I dress and she chats quite pleasantly. But I want out of there.

 

We part but as I close the door I turn and say. "I should take up domination if I were you".

 

She could have utilised that and turned it slightly dominant, yes!  That would have had your adrenalin going the right way.  Wasted opportunity for some decent role play!

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 "U wanna fuck ass?"

 

Then proceeded to go on all fours.

 

"Fair enough, then"

The most beautiful combination of four English words ever!  Nowt wrong with her grasp of language!  LOL! 

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imo, the OP has conflated two issues.

 

The first issue is the crap directions given out by EEs and their heavy thick accents which I  have had experience of - one was so bad I couldn't understand a single word at all, but I persevered and texted her instead and she turned out to be a great punt. The second issue is the personality of the girl the OP saw. She would have reacted exactly the same way if the OP had mentioned that the bed matress was too saggy because she is a pyscho who hates being contradicted or being told that something about her is less than perfect.

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Thought I'd posted this before. Not an EE girl. Don't do em for this reason.

 

NOT a psycho. Well known, well respected lady.

 

Just didn't go right with me.

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Thought I'd posted this before. Not an EE girl. Don't do em for this reason.

 

NOT a psycho. Well known, well respected lady.

 

Just didn't go right with me.

 

 

Im wondering if the lady in question has a presence on this board....

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So she is a tallish, fit girl and she is on top and I am up her.

She says "I am still really pissed off that you should criticize my accent".

 

Suddenly I am not so hard anymore and worry what she will do next.

She won't let me out! I concenrate hard and come quickly.

 

 

That must have taken tremendous muscular control on her part

 

For budgetary reasons I've punted exclusively with EE escorts in recent months, particularly Hungarians.  I've received great service every time but I do agree the one drawback is communication difficulties - whether email, text or on the phone.  Generally once face to face everything's fine except for the last one.  Once again a nice Hungarian lady but:

 

me: "that feels really good"

her: "sorry?"

me: "I was saying what you're doing is really good"

her: "what?"

me: "never mind"

her: "sorry?

me: "it doesn't matter"

her: "what?"

 

etc.  You get the picture 

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