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Christmas Present

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My wife has a well paid job, does voluntary work, works out at the gym, speaks four languages, cooks every day and has no sexual feelings whatsoever.

 

When she buys a present she likes to make sure it will enhance your life. Family members have therefore wound up driving JCBs or rally-cars or doing parachute jumps.

 

She was in the local beauty parlour, undergoing some beneficial procedure and noticed they sold Xmas vouchers. She found they did massages and bought one for me.

 

The parlour girl told her they only had one girl who "did men" and to be sure to explain when booking.

In March she was visiting again and told me to come with her and use the voucher.

 

So she went off for the procedure and I found myself on a massage table.

In came a local WG with whom I had had a reasonable punt.

 

She recognised me and a grin spread across her face. WGs often have a sense of mischief and what followed was a kind of tie & tease, without any actual tie.

 

Bless her, she finished off with a hand-job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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LOL..sorry, It was my most immediate response  ;)

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Oh CK, if you got a laugh then I am glad.

 

As we left I glanced at the receptionist. She was having difficulty keeping a straight face. There also seemed to be a lot of girls hanging about. Sure they all knew.

 

I don't embarrass easily and I gave em all a wave.

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My wife has a well paid job, does voluntary work, works out at the gym, speaks four languages, cooks every day and has no sexual feelings whatsoever.

 

Maybe your wife is too tired for nookie after being so busy!

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  Most guys idea of the perfect wife  , If she gives you a bit of freedom I think you've got a good un .

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Oh CK, if you got a laugh then I am glad.

 

As we left I glanced at the receptionist. She was having difficulty keeping a straight face. There also seemed to be a lot of girls hanging about. Sure they all knew.

 

I don't embarrass easily and I gave em all a wave.

I wasnt laughing at you, I was laughing with you. I bet you couldnt believe your luck lol xx

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I wasnt laughing at you, I was laughing with you. I bet you couldnt believe your luck lol xx

 

I suspect the receptionist was as well

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CK, I know you were not laughing at me. Its just a funny incident.

 

The receptionist winked I think.

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Oh the irony !

Just wonder what the wife's reaction might be if she ever suspected let alone found out.

Or was it her intention all along ? . . . . .

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How civilised on the part of all involved - kudos

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How civilised on the part of all involved - kudos

 

Exactly. On the whole, we're all of us - guys and gals - a credit to our country.

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I can assure you my wife had NO IDEA that massage might involve anything sexual.

 

She once asked me why there were so many local paper ads for "escorts".

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She once asked me why there were so many local paper ads for "escorts".

Men need to be escorted to boring business meetings and their wives are busy learning a fifth language. Hence we need escorts. Often. Very often.

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her being so busy and capable and not up for sex, must mean she is permanently on the blob.

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I am so jealous! My wife often treats me to a spa day and I have a couple of treatments like a massage or a facial. I've always wanted a "happy ending" but so far it hasn't happened.

 

I live in hope!

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I think I have heard this story before somewhere...............

 

it could be a lovely little fantasy for a man............

 

not suggesting it is in this case of course..............  ;)

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