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ladies-- christmas bash-- advice needed

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Today,starting at lunchtime,is a big charity bash which has traditionally started off the christmas season. it has the advantage of providing me with some welcome " hours of opportunity" as it will go on all day and I can leave a little early.

however, as the bash will go on for many hours , I doubtless will consume a lot of alcohol. I never,ever, get to a stage where I lose control ,get really really pissed or become anyway aggressive or disrespectful but I am prone getting to the stage where I am schluuurrring a few words.

I am thinking that it might be a nice idea to end the festivities with a visit to a lady. is it acceptable to visit a lady at the end of a 1and 1/2 bottles of wine and 4-5 pint drinking bash ?

will the smell of alcohol offend the lady ?

what if anything should I take to deal with the smell ?

should I bring a bottle with me ?

should I tell the lady, in advance that I have " drink taken "

I want to do the right thing, so advice now would be appreciated.

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Sounds like a very bad idea to me. Save it for another time when you're sober, I'd say.

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It doesn't sound like the best idea in the world, you should certainly warning anybody that you are thinking of seeing, they can then make the decision whether or not they are willing to see you. Just turning up in that state is most likely going to result in you being turned away, who knows how you'll react then, the consequences could be disasterous all round?

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I suppose it you get a dose of brewer's droop, leave the fee and a bottle of wine behind you wouldn't be the most disliked client of the day .... ;)

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thanks people for your views.

apart from the smell of alcohol, isnt it appalling, in punting terms, that we all have to be so carefull and wary of engaging with anyone who has taken alcohol. we cant even trust ourselves sometimes.!!

I booked an asian girl for an outcall to a hotel--- she arrived, very late and very " locked " but with a smile. she pleaded with me not to tell her agency boss which of course I agreed . she was nice and very agreeable but was so pissed she had no idea whether she had been there for 10 mins or 2 hours !!

interestingly, I asked her for WS in the comfort of the main bedroom , as I thought with the booze on board and with her inhibitions down, it would be easy for her. she tried hard but couldnt do it, we had a laugh. then she went into the loo and went no problem !

booze----- I have read many FRs where the punter decides late in the night after a few drinks with his mates, to visit a WG. so it does get done.

at what stage have people refused or been refused a booking when booze has been a factor ?

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I always refuse to see anyone who smells of alcohol or who has obviously been drinking.

It is a basic safety measure.

If a client turns up and I can smell or see he has been drinking I will auotmatically turn him away, unless he has already stated he will be having one for dutch courage due to nerves.

Why would any WG put herself in a situation that could end up disastrous. Alcohol affects people in different ways and as I am not psychic and cannot forsee how an individual will react then I take the safest option and turn them away.

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thanks people for your views.

apart from the smell of alcohol, isnt it appalling, in punting terms, that we all have to be so carefull and wary of engaging with anyone who has taken alcohol. we cant even trust ourselves sometimes.!!

I booked an asian girl for an outcall to a hotel--- she arrived, very late and very " locked " but with a smile. she pleaded with me not to tell her agency boss which of course I agreed . she was nice and very agreeable but was so pissed she had no idea whether she had been there for 10 mins or 2 hours !!

interestingly, I asked her for WS in the comfort of the main bedroom , as I thought with the booze on board and with her inhibitions down, it would be easy for her. she tried hard but couldnt do it, we had a laugh. then she went into the loo and went no problem !

booze----- I have read many FRs where the punter decides late in the night after a few drinks with his mates, to visit a WG. so it does get done.

at what stage have people refused or been refused a booking when booze has been a factor ?

It does get done, but probably not that well, the trouble is that when you're sobre drunks tend to be a pain in the arse. Drunks usually think they are funny and interesting, they might be to others who are drunk, but not usually to sobre people

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Escorts have to be carefull, If your a regular with a lady she may feel safer, or why don't you not drink to much? I'm sure many late night parlours have their fair share of drunks, after a night out on the piss.

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or why don't you not drink to much?

Is that suppose to be ironic? Put double negatives in the sentence, like some pissed people do? :)

Cumandgo: Generally not a good idea. But only "generally" that is!

I would not continue if I turned up and seen a sozzled client, (that will be very selfish if he become drunk before me, lol) but I don't mind if he is very slightly and happily tipsy.

Does not matter how much client drunk. Some can handle theirs liqueur very well, and still almost sober after consuming a bottle of spirits, others completely legless after a few bevvies.

The best way: is to get drunk together! ;). Seeing even slightly drunk guy with a sober eyes, its not a pretty sight, and so is vice versa.

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I prefer not to see people who are drunk, due to the fear of them being sick on me. This has happened to a couple of girls I know.

I don't mind if they guy has had literally just had one or two units, some often do if they are nervous.

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I booked an asian girl for an outcall to a hotel--- she arrived, very late and very " locked " but with a smile. she pleaded with me not to tell her agency boss which of course I agreed . she was nice and very agreeable but was so pissed she had no idea whether she had been there for 10 mins or 2 hours !!

Many orientals (not all!!!) have low alcohol dehydrogenase activity (i.e. low levels of the liver enzyme that metabolises alcohol, removing it from the bloodstream). This leads to a flush reaction when they drink and to a low tolerance. Maybe a previous client had only given her a couple of glasses of wine.

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well just to let you know-- I emailed a lady who I have not yet seen but with whom I have had some private email exchanges previously and told her I would be drinking at the bash and she said that was fine and she would see me,provided I could get to her before 8.00pm as she was going out on the town herself. no commitment to meet was made.

the bash went on all day and come 6.30 I had to decide " should I stay or should I go " [ THE CLASH ! ]. I stayed but having had the bottle of wine and say 5/6 pints, I was ok but did not feel in the right shape to see a lady anyway. so, those of you who advised not to see a WG after you have been "on the tear " gave the right advice imho ;)

some of my most enjoyable punts have been when we have both had a few drinks together but I think this can really only happen if the lady has basically decided this is her last appointment for the day or alternatively, if you have booked for a long session. in my experience the lady will be very carefull to have any drink [ other than a sup to sort of keep you in drinking company ], if she intends to have other bookings subsequently. therefore, most of the time I dont bother bringing a bottle of wine or champagne to the booking.

is this mean or is it the right approach ? what do others think ?

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I'm sure many late night parlours have their fair share of drunks, after a night out on the piss.

One of my regular girls used to work the 10pm to 4am shifts Friday and Saturday nights in a couple of parlours.

She told me that the main problem with the drunks is that they often used to actually get into the bed ie. under the sheets, and fall asleep, and it was often difficult to wake them up and kick them out.

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One of my regular girls used to work the 10pm to 4am shifts Friday and Saturday nights in a couple of parlours.

She told me that the main problem with the drunks is that they often used to actually get into the bed ie. under the sheets, and fall asleep, and it was often difficult to wake them up and kick them out.

That is so true! Last night a guy came in and went to sleep it was so hard trying to wake him and he was snoring we had a room available and nobody was due up so we let him sleep!! he woke up a few hours later abit disorientated it was definatly my entertainment for the evening!

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That is so true! Last night a guy came in and went to sleep it was so hard trying to wake him and he was snoring we had a room available and nobody was due up so we let him sleep!! he woke up a few hours later abit disorientated it was definatly my entertainment for the evening!

You should of charged him rent lol. :o

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You should of charged him rent lol.

And did he get a cooked breakfast in the morning? Beats a hotel any day.:o

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And did he get a cooked breakfast in the morning? Beats a hotel any day.:o

Nah he didn't get a cooked breakfast had to kick him out at 4am when we closed!

Couldnt charge him rent either as it was so funny it was my entertainment. Plus he did pay to see a lady he just never got around to it as when she bought his drink in he was already crashed out! She tried to wake him before I did but he was snoring away ha ha

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I went to HOD drunk a while back (bad idea!) and the receptionist asked me to leave because I was to loud and I was going to upset the other punters at the time I thought she was being silly but looking back I do tend to shout when I am under the influence. I have never felt so ashamed so good idea on leaving it mate.

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I've had nights with girls when we've both got, (or all of us on some occasions) drunk, now that can be fun, just one of you isn't a good idea.

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