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Slick Willy Does Deutschland Again!

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I was over for the Ireland V germany world cup qualifief and can confirm that I saw definite potential world champions and it wasn't my lads!

I sampled some of what Cologne had to offer and some more of what Berlin has to contribute!

I visted Tennyland in Cologne, this is according to its own advertising the only sex club which specialises in 18 or 19 year old young ladies in the whole of Germany!

Well while undoubtedly the ladies were 18 oncein their lives, they don't seem to be at that age now, but are rather young looking in their 20s!

 

http://www.teenyland-koeln.de/html/index.php

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Use Google translate to work the curse for you if you can't speak Deutsch!

 

It was surprisingly easy to find. even for me- Take S-Bahn 9 from Heumarkt (Cologne can be a little confusing in that only a few S and U Bahn originate from the Hauptbahnhoff and the rest mainly from Heumarkt or Neumarkt, walking directions to both are very well signposted), to station Steinweg on line 9, about 35 mins, price tarriff 2.70€. Immediately after the station, there is a cemented pathway across a field and this leads to Rosrather Strasse and Teenyland is a mansion of a house a few Hundred yards to your left! there were quite a few expensive cars parked on the driveway which is quite long before you reach the door.

I was greeted by the Madam who is a rather attractive MILF brunette with passable English, she told me, it was about 19.30, that all but 2 of the Madchens were booked. So she introduced me to the 2 ladies individually.

The first was Jesse, who was a very attractive Brunette in her 20s (picture on site accurate).

The next lady was Jenny, who had black curly hair and was slim again early 20s, Pictures again accurate.

http://www.teenyland-koeln.de/html/?q=teenys     :P

 

I picked Jenny for a 45 Mins session for 100€ which can include 2 cums.

 

We showered together in the shower area, she is Belgian and has perfect English.

In the room we engaged in several activites. She has a great body with smooth skin and DFKs wonderfully. Her nipples were delicious to suck. The 69 was top knotch, she tastes absolutely delicious and really clean down below, just the way I like it!

On with the rubber and sex was enjoyed in several postions - me on top and her on top both ways with me luxuriating on her beautiful ass. Then onto the jockey position where are many satisfying thrusts i cam like a trooper!

http://www.sexinfo101.com/jockey.shtml :D

 

Then we had about 10 mins left we hugged and kissed and prepared a bit for round 2, mainly concentrated on the Jockey again! We didn't complete.

She told me she loves being spanked and uniforms are possible (she likes prison girl) also she made me squeeze her wonderful natural boobs assuring me they won't break!

Jenny also told me that there was not much difference between younger and older men as they both fucked her all over the room!

I certainly enjoyed our session together and made a point of saying so to the Madam.

 

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Thanks SW. That looks a very promising venue. I might just have to take a day out from my next Frankfurt FKK tour and take a short detour up to Cologne :cool:

 

From your report you mention that the ladys were booked when you arrived. I take it then that this is not a FKK set-up. Tried the website on Google Translate, but it doesn't accept the link. So any further info on the set-up of this place is much appreciated

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Thanks SW. That looks a very promising venue. I might just have to take a day out from my next Frankfurt FKK tour and take a short detour up to Cologne :cool:

 

From your report you mention that the ladys were booked when you arrived. I take it then that this is not a FKK set-up. Tried the website on Google Translate, but it doesn't accept the link. So any further info on the set-up of this place is much appreciated

No it is not an FKK set up, if you copy and paste the info into gogle translate that should translate it for you.

The top FKK club in the area is Samya and at  fifty Euros entry and that's for a day ticket AFAIK and fifty Euros per half hour session incl OWO, Sex and possibly DFK and at an amazing  Euros for an hour with an absolute stunner mostly Romanian, it's a very gentle on the pocket introduction to the FKK scene. I have not been in Pascha, but devotees of Samya claim Samya is unbeatable in the whole region.

Tennyland is definitely worth a visit and the pix of the ladies on the site are accurate in my brief experience.

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My Berlin adventures to Cum, when I have time.

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Good to hear you had a great punt at Teenyland, I've not been myself but have been aware of their site and adverts on sexrelax.de

Not really 18-19, maybe you should contact the local trading standards department, or ask to see her ID card lol,

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No it is not an FKK set up, if you copy and paste the info into gogle translate that should translate it for you.

The top FKK club in the area is Samya and at  fifty Euros entry and that's for a day ticket AFAIK and fifty Euros per half hour session incl OWO, Sex and possibly DFK and at an amazing  Euros for an hour with an absolute stunner mostly Romanian, it's a very gentle on the pocket introduction to the FKK scene. I have not been in Pascha, but devotees of Samya claim Samya is unbeatable in the whole region.

Tennyland is definitely worth a visit and the pix of the ladies on the site are accurate in my brief experience.

 

Thanks SW. Thinking of an FKK tour next Spring, and from what you say, it looks like I'll have to have my first visit to Samya. And as I will be in Colonge, I may as well checkout Tennyland too ;)

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You may like Pascha too. Not an FKK, but the top 2 floors are a private club a bit like FKK but with clothes on. The rest is a standard multi-story RLD walk up. And there is a lap dance club there too. I posted a review on ISG.

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I had thought about going to Pascha a 7 floor brothel, reputedly the biggest (well certainly the tallest in Europe) but I got seemingly easy directions by public transport to Samya FKK Club!
Date Saturday Oct 12 22.00-04.00
http://www.samya.de/Home/Information
Those seemingly easy directions didn't quite work out for me as I got a taste of German Inefficiency when a bus drove off leaving me waiting at the stop and evidently trying to get on and I was the only passenger and no it wasn't because I'm Irish!
So I got a taxi driven by a Kurdish man and we had an interesting chat on the way! He told me it was the best of many clubs in Cologne, although the ladies were a bit on the young side (like that's a bad thing, all over 21, by the way!). Of all the locals I spoke to/ could speak to given the sensitive nature of our hobby/business they all confirmed Samya is tops, possibly in the whole famous NRW region!
It's situated on the southern most area of the city, a taxi should cost around 22€ from the city centre, and an S Bahn train number 16 runs to the general area with a stop at Michaelshoven, price Tarriff 1b approx 2.70€, though it's not exactly a straight forward linear route to the club from that station!
I had only ever been to one FKK club before and that was the very famous Artemis in Berlin and I was there 3 times (incl. Twice last year!) Artemis is 80€ entry though this is a day ticket and includes the possibility of getting there at 11 AM and coming back anytime you want until closing time at approx 4AM, there is also a steam room, sauna, swimming pool, sun loungers, all you can eat all day, soft drinks free (alcoholic approx 10€ a pop) a professional male masseuse for 40€ (no HE, you will be relieved to know) a selection of about 100 of some of the most striking ladies, you will ever see - a few Africans, Thais, Germans a lot of Polish and several Romanians,Bulgarians and a few Russians! You are also served by a bar maid, drinks only! A supposed half hour session costs 60€ OWO and Fucking, though many will try and short change you on time and upsell and some try to get out of OWO, some do offer kissing and Anal. You may also have to wait for a room! The first time I was there most of the ladies were naked and it was honestly like being in heaven, the latter 2 times it didn't quite feel like that! Indeed the last time I sessioned only with 1 woman a striking Ethiopian, Imani, whom I had met before for 1 hour and only her! Indeed I made a big fart during the encounter and of course apologised not wishing to come across as some sort of Stereotypical of the distant past Smelly Irish Bastard!
So what about Samya well entry is cheaper 50€ though it only opens at 20.00 - 4.00 AM and a session which can certainly be GFE incl DFK, Daty, OWO and Fucking in several positions is 50€ per half and what I unfortunately did not know 75€ per hour! Now that is spectacular! The ladies are very much on a par lookswise with Artemis, mostly early - mid 20s a handful of Ghanians and Turks, but an overwhelming amount of Romanians! there tends to be around 50 women at weekend, though I was told that there had been 90 recently when there was a big Messe (Trade Fair) in town which of course produced 300 customers and delays in waiting for rooms! There is 1 sex KINO with high DEF Hustler productions on show and there can if both parties agree public sex here! I saw 1 German Chap middle aged with a big lad have 2 ladies including 1 blonde born porn star at the same time and how he managed to hold off cumming for so long was simply amazing!
BTW you shower on entry and are given a towel robe locker key with a kneck band (it's a wrist bracket in Artemis), a robe with Samya written on it and shower sandals of your size (EU Size).
There is a buffet food on offer and a lot of fruit! It was better in Artemis! If you wish to have a soft drink, Juice or water there is a fridge with bottles in it and an opener on that fridge door and you can go as do the ladies to it as you please! There  is an eating area outside the main floor (it has 3 floors). For alcoholic drinks the set up is similar, though as they are supposed to be charged for I do not know how it works in that aspect! There is a diminuitive DEE JAY who fancies himself a bit and plays the music very very loud (which is the only substantial negative in my opinion about the whole place!)!
The ladies are clad very revealing, some are topless almost all seem to have the skyscrapper high heels around 6 ins! There certainly isn't as much space as in Artemis and you may have to stand up on occasion through the night! Some ladies appear to be there for the craic with the other ladies as much as anything else although none would refuse a session with a decent gentlemen(The right of a sex worker to say NO to a client is established in German Law regardless of where she/he is working and who that client is and damn right to!)
The ladies often dance on the barstage some with a kind of shorts on them which have some metal to Jingle and make other noises while they dance, I have seen this in Artemis also, it seems a bit Turkish/Middle Eastern!
I arsed around a bit taking some of the buffet food which included fruit (but being mindful of the possibility of some other punters spunky hands as an added ingredient!) shocked.gif There is an eating area adjacent to the main floor and so that's where I ate! I also partook of soft drinks and free juice and water! I then wandered around and spent some time on the sunlouger to unwind, there is an area here where the ladies shower and do their make and hair! shocked.gif As well as to curtained areas for public/semi public or discrete sex along with the rooms upstairs and the Kino! The steam room is also in this area.
I then went to the Kino and observed that middle aged chap prove his staying power live!
On entering the club initially one lady stood out even among a bevvy of such beauties! She was a slim tall brunette with incredible sparkling brown eyes and perfect teeth, and reminded me distinctly of a lady, I always wanted to shag senseless from my real life! I made a MENTAL NOTE - I Must Must Must Must Session with this lady during the night here!
While in the Kino, who did I see go to the back with a punter but her goodself! She mounted him Woman On Top Style and that slim beautiful ass moving and gyrating was an incredible sight to behold! You can keep your Mona Lisas, Your Sunflowers and your Guernicas, I can tell you with all seriousness that sight and the entire package was better than any of them for sure!
Her punter seem to get a bit shy and pulled his robe over them tent like to complete! cry.gif
I went back down stairs and waited and bided my time! I nearly got weak and chose another lady to take my Samya Virginity, but I remained focused and became stronger and stayed proud and very erect!
She eventually came down to the floor and after she had a nicotine break, I approached her and asked in half German and English if she was up for a session, she (a completely fluent English speaker) was a bit confused, but got the general idea!
She is Natty/Natalie a Romanian lady in her mid 20s.
She suggested we go to the curtained area and we did and sessioned with the curtain not fully back, but no one came to look! I guess she either likes public sex or sees it as a showcasing of her immense talents possibility!
Seeing her up close confirmed for me that she is one of the most strikingly attractive women I have ever seen let alone sessioned with!
She has beautiful natural breasts a genuine smile and those eyes as well as a tanned body, beautiful slim long legs and the ass to emigrate for! She also is well up for the craic! She was wearing black mini leggings around her shins which was a bit odd! huh.gif
I body kissed her. she probably DFKs but we didn't do it and she does not allow DATY, but she delivered a wonderful slow OWO BJ!
I kissed her ass and we went ass to ass, my contribution to the development of human sexuality and eroticism  grin.gif
Then onto fucking, she has a wonderful pussy to enter and it looks so delicious as well, it was warm inside her, possibly due to a particular lube. Our first position was her on her side with a leg raised, progressing to her on top classic style where I could just gorge myself visually on her astonishing beauty and also reverse cow girl, where I could do the same while being gloriously fucked! Then onto my absolute favourite and hey I love them all _ the glorious Jockey, where she lies face down and I enter her pussy from behind this was so particularly wonderful with her! As I got to have a lot of skin contact with her ass and got to view as I rode and rode to a wonderful climax! grin.gif
I have no doubt had the Skyscrapper High Heels been on the other feet, she would not have chosen me, but as I let her know during our encounter (using the word 'WOW' quite a few times) that I felt it was wonderful for me to be with her, I might have brought her around a little!
I thanked her profusely and she told me I was welcome! There was no attempt at short changing me on time or upselling, it was just an all round fantastic encounter!

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The other lady I sessioned with was about at 2.30 and she was quite similar to Natty. A tallish, great legs and boobs, tanned Romanian Brunette called Cathy in her 20s. She brought me to a room with the biggest bed I had ever seen. She was not shy about doing some DFK and kissed my body, but my nipples are very sensitive, so I asked her to desist in that area. Again she spoke perfect English and proceeded to give me a superb OWO session which we eventually turned into a 69. Her pussy was very cute to look at and delicious to taste. On with the rubber and some fucking. Starting with me on top progressing to her on top both ways with me again visually gorging myself on her gorgeous ass. Then we finished in the jockey position, where I had yet another tremendous climax! Cost 50€ and again no clock watching from a superb gifted and beautiful  lady

http://www.guyskeepscore.com/SexPosition/jockey#.UmAhv6DADZ4

Another interesting sight I had been witness to on the night was a client engaging with Kinga (an attractive Ghanian who felt me up as the other Ghanian lady, Pamela had done downstairs earlier, hoping for a session) in the cinema and then after a 90 minute session claiming that he thought as she asked him to the Kino it was a free session! What a chancer, his friend who was sessioning with another lady there paid the 100€ for him! He was speaking English and was probably Southern European or French, but a right twat in any case!
My night finished post my showering and dressing with reception/security aquainting me with another client a German called Reinhold, a splendid bloke and 20 year veteran of the NRW area scene and 6 year client of the club,who was my guide to Michaelshoven S Bahn station, he walked with his bicyle and gave me the run down on various clubs, pointing to the obvious, Samya is the best!
BTW I think I may have got 1 fact wrong eg opening hours it's on their site which is in German only (but use Google translate) and a day ticket for all the day to closing time for 50 € may indeed be possible, though I have no confirmation on this!

I would strongly recommend this club as a gentle on the pocket introduction to the concept of the FKK and a club with skillful beautiful pleasant ladies and will certainly be going back!

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Yes Slickwilly I think you got confused on opening times, Samya Is open at around 11am, so yes you can spend the whole day there, and even leave and return and not pay again, the near by train Is the U-bahn not S-bahn.

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