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Punting And The Festive Season

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The financial implications of the forthcoming celebrations of the birth of the baby Jesus, plus some unexpected repairs on the car mean I probably have to put punting on hold until the New Year.  This is a great shame for me personally as I could certainly do with some relaxation therapy right now and I find the problem is exacerbated because when you can't have it you miss it the most.  

 

You ladies may laugh but the fact is for guys like me it's simply a question of pay for sex or make do with self abuse. I have no problem with the latter but when you've been doing it over 40 years it's increasingly difficult to bring anything new to the table.

 

I very briefly thought about asking an escort for one "on the slate", but as they say do not ask for credit as a smack in the mouth often offends.  (This is a joke by the way, I'd never really do such a thing).

 

This is a serious question.  Do other punters have to scale back activity at this time of year?  And ladies, do you find business dropping off for the same reason?

 

Damn you Christmas!

 

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This is a serious question.  Do other punters have to scale back activity at this time of year?  And ladies, do you find business dropping off for the same reason?

 

Yes, but not for the reason you are giving.

 

I find that Christmas gets busy with social events.  I've already been to one work's dinner and I've got two more coming before Christmas.  Then there seems to be more impromptu social stuff too.  Plus family get-togethers and the time needed to be put aside for shopping for presents, etc.  And then the need to get in nrmal shopping in advance for when all the shops are shut.

 

At  work, there's also a push to get things closed off before we break for a week at Christmas - so I'm usually working longer hours in the run up to Christmas.

 

With all of that, I find the real pressure is on my time and punting ends up dropping down the list.

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December is usually my only full time 2 weeks of the year.  Christmas party time in Edinburgh and time I can use the cash best

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You find it goes a bit quiet end of October funnily enough..half term and probably people putting money aside for Christmas but then it can go quite mad just before Christmas as gents get their punts in before the stress of the festivitites.

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The financial implications of the forthcoming celebrations of the birth of the baby Jesus, plus some unexpected repairs on the car mean I probably have to put punting on hold until the New Year.  This is a great shame for me personally as I could certainly do with some relaxation therapy right now and I find the problem is exacerbated because when you can't have it you miss it the most.  

 

You ladies may laugh but the fact is for guys like me it's simply a question of pay for sex or make do with self abuse. I have no problem with the latter but when you've been doing it over 40 years it's increasingly difficult to bring anything new to the table.

 

I very briefly thought about asking an escort for one "on the slate", but as they say do not ask for credit as a smack in the mouth often offends.  (This is a joke by the way, I'd never really do such a thing).

 

This is a serious question.  Do other punters have to scale back activity at this time of year?  And ladies, do you find business dropping off for the same reason?

 

Damn you Christmas!

I would not be being true to myself if I did not respond in my usual way Bean.

 

As it will be Xmas..... (laying your willy on the table is bringing eye watering thoughts to my mind so will not attempt ridiculous jokes there) why not tie a ribbon around it or sprinkle it with glitter.................. anything at all really to break the monotony.................. and to give you some inspiration while doing the deed.... instead of the porn clips on your laptop..... why not go for one of these lovely outdoor yuletide garden attractions..... just do it whilst peeking around the curtains...

 

and the neighbours will love you   :)

 

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/FF/445A8E8CFB4820E22849DE9D4DF868_h316_w628_m5_cpnOUcakw.jpg

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My wife worries about the stress and cash involved in Xmas, bless her. I keep my normal punting allowance aside and carry on as normal.We usually go away for Xmas (no kids/ parents, lucky enough to be able to enjoy a few day's sun) so I tend to get my last punt of the year in about the 20th and am gagging for my first of the year by the end of week 1 of the new year.

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Worst time of the year for punting. Short on cash, can't get away from the missus. Worst of all the WG with the cold flat is always just around the corner. Also many girls are not availible for the same reason I'm not. Got to ride it out until the February payday.

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I usually treat myself to a Christmas punt around the 20th December and then retire until mid-January.

 

I view it as my treat and tend to spend a little more than normal. Sod the expense!

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Everyone should treat themselves this time of year. Got my first ever threesome lined up as my Xmas pressure to myself. My regular girl +1

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Everyone should treat themselves this time of year. Got my first ever threesome lined up as my Xmas pressure to myself. My regular girl +1

Good for you.  I did my first threesome for my birthday present to myself a couple of months ago.  Hope you enjoy yours

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'Tis the season to be jolly!!

 

Or that should read.......'Tis the season to get your jollies ^_^

 

I am hoping to have a great December. See the year out with "a bang", so to speak!!  But then I am unattached in my personal life ;)

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I would not be being true to myself if I did not respond in my usual way Bean.

 

As it will be Xmas..... (laying your willy on the table is bringing eye watering thoughts to my mind so will not attempt ridiculous jokes there) why not tie a ribbon around it or sprinkle it with glitter.................. anything at all really to break the monotony.................. and to give you some inspiration while doing the deed.... instead of the porn clips on your laptop..... why not go for one of these lovely outdoor yuletide garden attractions..... just do it whilst peeking around the curtains...

 

and the neighbours will love you   :)

 

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/FF/445A8E8CFB4820E22849DE9D4DF868_h316_w628_m5_cpnOUcakw.jpg

 

Well perhaps not literally laying my willy on the table Lynn, not after that Christmas lunch the other year.  Some people are just so narrow minded.  Of course the hanging fruits below do lend themselves better to festive decoration - what would Christmas be without shiny baubles after all.

 

I feel I may have to give in to temptation anyway as stupidly I  browsed AW earlier and it's got my loins stirring.  Weird thing is even at my now advanced age my sex drive is stronger now than it has been since I was young, and I can't explain that.  So it's hard to resist

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"...... It's the most wonderful time of the year" I think a lot of this convo is to do with one's lifestyle. For sure if you have family commitments, pressies to buy, kids to attend to, nativity plays and travelling all over the country to see friends and family you couldnt be bothered to see the other 11 mths of the year, then I can see how the financial and practical pressures would detract from punting.

But I suppose for others its party central during christmas and the combination of festive spirit, parties, booze, high jinx and all round merriment could uplift the punting activity! Ahhhh I do think theres a lot to be said for a sexy santa outfit and me dressing up as an elf .... god, am I giving too much away here (just kidding)

Mmmm..... Its reminded me - better sort out my christmas plans

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