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Ringing An Escort When You Haven't A Clue

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I am pretty sure all my whore colleagues will know this one and I've had a spate lately so I was hoping to get into the minds of these men to find out why-

 

Men who call clearly having NO idea who you are. Asking questions like 'Can you tell me which ladies you have working?' when I am an indie and not a brothel- questions about prices (and not just checking, but not having a clue and then saying too expensive), asking me to describe myself or details like location or my age. 

 

I get potential clients like to confirm details, but these are questions they haven't got a clue about and I question why they would call me if they have no idea about me at all. Do they just want any old hole that is located conveniently?

 

My website, AW page and all directories I am on have photos and usual details so why do I get so many calls from the clueless? Is there some secret site somewhere that just lists the name and phone number of escorts? Do men just write a list of numbers down and forget who is who when they get round to calling? 

 

I even had one call over the weekend asking 'Is this the escort? What's your name?' Grrrr.

 

Men, anyone care to confess calling escorts blind and why you do it?

 

 

 

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This,along with "no shows" must be the topic that (quite rightly) pisses WGs off the most - certainly in my experience. It's almost like paid sex attracts a particular form of pond life who seem to make up silly questions to justify having a conversation with a WG ( possibly whilst wanking at the same time - assuming they are capable of doing 2 things at once!)

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Men, anyone care to confess calling escorts blind and why you do it?

Never had and never would.

 

Can't understand why anyone would be so stupid.

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I think sometimes it's a case of the gent having browsed so many profiles, the details are confused by the time he gets around to making the call.

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40 years ago, when there was no internet and there were no mobile phones (yes, children, once upon a time we really lived like that), and I sometimes found myself making a round of calls from a phone box with some scribbled numbers on a piece of paper garnered from the back pages of some local newspaper, then, yes, that kind of telephone call I might well have made myself. How the fuck it happens now I really can't imagine.

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40 years ago, when there was no internet and there were no mobile phones (yes, children, once upon a time we really lived like that), and I sometimes found myself making a round of calls from a phone box with some scribbled numbers on a piece of paper garnered from the back pages of some local newspaper, then, yes, that kind of telephone call I might well have made myself. How the fuck it happens now I really can't imagine.

To be fair,i think a lot of the time the reason is still the same,shits and giggles.Don't forget,more and more kids nowdays have their own phones and consider the school kudos of actually going through with the call.Then you've got those "adults",and i use that term loosely,who have nothing better to do than wind others up.

As some have said,some could do to be with browsing so many profiles.Trouble with that is,unless theyve saved all the numders of people of whom they might want to see(and in that case theyd still have a name) they will have the page in front of them for the number.

Thats before you get to those who call purely to knock one out whilst on the phone.

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I think sometimes it's a case of the gent having browsed so many profiles, the details are confused by the time he gets around to making the call.

 

No they are just stupid

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To be fair,i think a lot of the time the reason is still the same,shits and giggles.Don't forget,more and more kids nowdays have their own phones and consider the school kudos of actually going through with the call.Then you've got those "adults",and i use that term loosely,who have nothing better to do than wind others up.

As some have said,some could do to be with browsing so many profiles.Trouble with that is,unless theyve saved all the numders of people of whom they might want to see(and in that case theyd still have a name) they will have the page in front of them for the number.

Thats before you get to those who call purely to knock one out whilst on the phone.

 

Or those that are just plain thick.  The one that got me the most was 'are you open?'  I'm sure some guys genuinely do think that Indies work in the same way as a brothel, that your sitting in your whoring glory 24/7 or offering a drop in service.  The *slap slap slap ooooh ooooh ahhhhhhh* calls are the ones where they try to get you to talk about your services.

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Or those that are just plain thick.  The one that got me the most was 'are you open?'  I'm sure some guys genuinely do think that Indies work in the same way as a brothel, that your sitting in your whoring glory 24/7 or offering a drop in service.  The *slap slap slap ooooh ooooh ahhhhhhh* calls are the ones where they try to get you to talk about your services.

 

I haughtily say 'I am not Tescos' in response to that one! 

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It's not stupidity or time wasting. Lots of guys now access our profiles from a mobile device. Very often they only look up the most important thing i.e. a picture or two, and the phone number. Often sites are not particularly mobile friendly, screens are small, and trying to read info is really tedious. Hence the need to ask all the stuff that they should be familiar with by the time they call. Also, many guys sit at home and make a list of numbers to call because they can't access our profile from a work computer, and then they no longer know who is who. It's not done to irritate us. Bear with it, girls! As more and more guys use smart phones and tablets to find us, it's gonna get worse.

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Ladies, do you get many phone wankers?

 

Saw a girl this afternoon and she was telling me she gets dozens of calls from phone wankers who have no intention of booking her, it's a scummy thing to do and spoils it for genuine punters.

 

How do girls differentiate between genuine callers and phone wankers?

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I am pretty sure all my whore colleagues will know this one and I've had a spate lately so I was hoping to get into the minds of these men to find out why-

 

Men who call clearly having NO idea who you are. Asking questions like 'Can you tell me which ladies you have working?' when I am an indie and not a brothel- questions about prices (and not just checking, but not having a clue and then saying too expensive), asking me to describe myself or details like location or my age. 

 

I get potential clients like to confirm details, but these are questions they haven't got a clue about and I question why they would call me if they have no idea about me at all. Do they just want any old hole that is located conveniently?

 

My website, AW page and all directories I am on have photos and usual details so why do I get so many calls from the clueless? Is there some secret site somewhere that just lists the name and phone number of escorts? Do men just write a list of numbers down and forget who is who when they get round to calling? 

 

I even had one call over the weekend asking 'Is this the escort? What's your name?' Grrrr.

 

Men, anyone care to confess calling escorts blind and why you do it?

 

 

I am pretty sure all my whore colleagues will know this one and I've had a spate lately so I was hoping to get into the minds of these men to find out why-

 

Men who call clearly having NO idea who you are. Asking questions like 'Can you tell me which ladies you have working?' when I am an indie and not a brothel- questions about prices (and not just checking, but not having a clue and then saying too expensive), asking me to describe myself or details like location or my age. 

 

I get potential clients like to confirm details, but these are questions they haven't got a clue about and I question why they would call me if they have no idea about me at all. Do they just want any old hole that is located conveniently?

 

My website, AW page and all directories I am on have photos and usual details so why do I get so many calls from the clueless? Is there some secret site somewhere that just lists the name and phone number of escorts? Do men just write a list of numbers down and forget who is who when they get round to calling? 

 

I even had one call over the weekend asking 'Is this the escort? What's your name?' Grrrr.

 

Men, anyone care to confess calling escorts blind and why you do it?

IMO its lack of brain power and/or some have been let down by someone else so are ringing round anyone whose number they may have without having made a note of you being an Indie or not. Some others maybe pissed on drugs or both. Some others are on a childish wind-up, some others get a sexual kick from it.

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40 years ago, when there was no internet and there were no mobile phones (yes, children, once upon a time we really lived like that), and I sometimes found myself making a round of calls from a phone box with some scribbled numbers on a piece of paper garnered from the back pages of some local newspaper, then, yes, that kind of telephone call I might well have made myself. How the fuck it happens now I really can't imagine.

Even in those days i made scrupulous notes so i knew who i was calling, the problem was finding a call box that worked or hadnt been pissed in, or round my area shat in. :eek:

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Ladies, do you get many phone wankers?

 

Saw a girl this afternoon and she was telling me she gets dozens of calls from phone wankers who have no intention of booking her, it's a scummy thing to do and spoils it for genuine punters.

 

How do girls differentiate between genuine callers and phone wankers?

 

After a short while you get a sixth sense and know almost instantly, mostly it's the line of questioning, but then the heavy breathing often gives it away :D

 

There are so many idiots out there and they really can be a pain especially if your new (they do often prey on newbies).

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40 years ago, when there was no internet and there were no mobile phones (yes, children, once upon a time we really lived like that), and I sometimes found myself making a round of calls from a phone box with some scribbled numbers on a piece of paper garnered from the back pages of some local newspaper, then, yes, that kind of telephone call I might well have made myself. How the fuck it happens now I really can't imagine.

God how I miss those days

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There are skint time wasting dreamers in every business

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I think its blokes who have a list of numbers in their phone, probably not a smart phone but some old phone pressed into use as a punting phone.

 

I think we are asking for a level of admin better than most people can manage.

 

Well I could complain about girls whose admin is not the best.

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I think its blokes who have a list of numbers in their phone, probably not a smart phone but some old phone pressed into use as a punting phone.

 

I think we are asking for a level of admin better than most people can manage.

 

Well I could complain about girls whose admin is not the best.

I think a lot of blokes just pick the phone number, sometimes they look at the photos and then phone.

 

I get all of the above questions, things like "How many girls have you working?", guys wanting someone in Birmingham, London, Leeds, Carlisle, Glasgow, Newcastle. Blokes asking "Which one are you?", "ow much for a blow job", "RU around?" by email, call or text. The number of texts received makes me wonder to other types of business experience the same, or is it mainly a sex industry thing?

All this does make me extremely appreciative and sometimes amazed at the guys who do take time to read my website or profile.

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Its a difficult one at times.I don't mind if a guy is actually honest and says he's having trouble accessing my profile as he is on his phone,then I can understand.

Its when guys ring and say 'Oh I got your number from your Punternet advert,what hours do you work?'.As I know this is on the first line and I have accessed from a smart phone myself then I know this is easily readable.Same as rates and services offered.

I also find the guys that claim to have read what you offer then proceed to ask for something you don't a pain.

I don't think accessibility issues are the biggest reasons for not reading profiles.I think its a mix of rushing and booking whoever,being lazy or perhaps because of not so good bookings before trying to check things but going about it the wrong way.Asking to confirm things tells me savvy punter,asking me to basically read out my profile and describe myself to boot makes me think timewaster/any holes a goal...

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My favourite dumbass question this week was 'Can you get me a Chinese escort?'....errrr.

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I think it is a bit of all the above. 

 

My own way of exterminating the phone wankers is to keep the conversation as short as I possibly can without seeming rude...... not being able to see if they really are knocking one out.  

 

If I have let one or two slip....... and they have managed to complete their mission while talking to me then so be it.  The slightest hint to me that they may be playing with themselves and I tell them quickly that I can not talk any more and put the phone down..... making an excuse that I suddenly have to go.  They don't ring again so my instincts are right.

 

Looking at my book and the purple highlighted no shows....  ;) ...... there have only been a very small handful this year (there is a pun there... take it or leave it  :unsure:  )

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Is it just the difference between stupidity and timewasters? Or are both of them the same? Can anything be done or do wg's just have to accept it as part and parcel of the job?

It's hard to believe that they are so badly organised that they don't realise what an arsehole they are.

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40 years ago, when there was no internet and there were no mobile phones (yes, children, once upon a time we really lived like that), and I sometimes found myself making a round of calls from a phone box with some scribbled numbers on a piece of paper garnered from the back pages of some local newspaper, then, yes, that kind of telephone call I might well have made myself. How the fuck it happens now I really can't imagine.

 

So maybe the amish still do that :)

 

Seriously the only people i can think of would be teenagers who would think that this is a fun thing to do in front of their mates or phone wankers who get off by chatting to a WG on the phone.

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My favourite dumbass question this week was 'Can you get me a Chinese escort?'....errrr.

Is that like a Ford Escort only cheaper ?

Fetching coat now . . . .

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I am now fab at wheedling out timewasters. I'm not convinced these calls are all timewasters though- it seems like they want an escort but have a very vague method of finding one! 

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