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Thoughts On Lmp: Stunning Ladies, Dodgy Music, Weird Blokes.

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Had a very enjoyable time the other week at Lady Marmalade. First time. I've been to a similar party before with another provider  quite a while back so I kind of knew the score. Big thanks to a couple of posters on here who offered up helpful advice nonetheless.

 

Couple of thoughts though... first off, the music selection seemed to consist of a couple of small LCD tvs tuned in to blast out Kiss100 (or Kisstory)... which is ok as I don't mind a bit of dance music and it's probably better than just hearing a bunch of middle age dudes groaning away (the humour of being sucked off to ATB's - 'Till I Come' wasn't entirely lost). But then suddenly the radio adverts kick in and its all "WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM...WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM....etc" - which is ever so slightly a turn off. Perhaps they should get a better soundsystem/tunes. I would be happy to advise on some great deep/funky/erotic house to embellish the mood as it's my speciality ;-)

 

Second, and this may have just been my luck with the other blokes who showed up when I was there...but some of them were proper odd. Like moody, almost pissed off looking and not into chit chat whilst taking a break. OK, we're all there for one thing and who cares about the other blokes anyway...but inevitably we're all going to take a break for 5 mins in the kitchen and on the couple of occasions when I walked in there was literally a table of men sat around saying nothing to each other. I wasn't expecting to strike up lasting friendships but to enter a room of people sat round a table not talking to each other and then utter a nonchalant 'Alright?' to break the ice, and then get met with an indifferent silence, well it just seemed strange. There were one or two exceptions, but guys who do this... lighten up FFS. I'm not about to quiz you on your life story. Maybe its an age-gap thing.

 

Anyway that second thing no fault of LMP. I thought on the whole they were fantastic, stunning girls, the staff (Lady Em is it?) were much better humoured. The place was very nice. They just need better shagging music.

 

That is all.

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Glad you had a good time. Music is a personal thing, so as I will probably never hear anything I like then whatever gets played will be crap to me :lol:  But when the odd advert comes on it can be amusing. I tend to just see the funny side knowing whenever I hear that ad in future it will bring back memories and nobody else will understand why you suddenly start grinning for no apparent reason!! :lol:

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Getting some 'Sexual Healing' from Jodi as Marvin Gaye was singing on the radio is something that will stick in my mind forever!! :cool:

 

You do get a cross-section of guys there, some who will chat & have a laugh and others who are totally 'in the zone'...I keep going there for the girls who are always very welcoming in every way!! :)

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When I was there a couple of months back Robin Thick's Blurred was playing... I took a moment to look  around the room to see Vera, Jennifer, Francesca and other ladies in "action"... it was much better than the video ;)

 

Christmas on the way...my mind will be on the ladies and not the song selection.... though maybe during a break at the Christmas Special...that's if there is one this year

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I'm going to check it out on Friday (first time).  Finally got the courage to book myself in :-).  Both nervous and excited obviously...have read a lot of stuff about LMP so hopefully will be reasonably prepared for the experience but certainly hope there will be a better atmosphere / banter between the punters compared to your experience - going to think of some more ice breakers to start with.  I know you're there for the girls but still - a bit of banter seems common from what I've read so hopefully that was a one-off.  Will report back afterwards.

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I'm going to check it out on Friday (first time).  Finally got the courage to book myself in :-).  Both nervous and excited obviously...have read a lot of stuff about LMP so hopefully will be reasonably prepared for the experience but certainly hope there will be a better atmosphere / banter between the punters compared to your experience - going to think of some more ice breakers to start with.  I know you're there for the girls but still - a bit of banter seems common from what I've read so hopefully that was a one-off.  Will report back afterwards.

Relax and enjoy is my advice, tell them its your first LMP party and they will help you, they want your return custom. The banter at LMP is usually excellent in my experience, yes sometimes there are punters who are too nervous to want to chat but in 300 parties i cant recall a party where there was no banter. I will start it off if no one else is talking anyway. "This your first visit," "what do you think of the premises," "which WG do you particularly fancy" have all worked over the years. Good luck.

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Yeah, good advice.  Very much looking forward to it.  Relax and go with the flow seems like the best way.

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So attended LMP tonight - what a crazy but fun experience.

Am happy to report that the other guys were very friendly and open to chat although there was only a bit of banter at the beginning and during the breaks while people were not otherwise pre-occupied. There was also another newbie there which was nice to chat about.

A few other thoughts from a first-timer:

- The girls were more attractive than I was expecting; those pictures on the website don't do them justice

- I thought it may be a bit strange seeing other naked men around but you do actually focus on the girls surprisingly easy and it feels comfortable being in the middle of the action

- The music seemed fine...maybe they changed it, lol

- You do feel pressure to pop when playing with different girls; sometimes it's a bit much (at least for me), lol...why can't you just enjoy the sex for a while - it's not a failure if it didn't end in you finishing!...I also need to think of a better strategy to recover properly between rounds...didn't take proper timeouts this time and that perv chair was always occupied - they need to get one more of those!!

- It certainly feels like a sex party (which it obviously is and there isn't anything wrong with that) but I was surprised by how different it feels than a 1-2-1 punt (a lot less intimate and much more like a real life porno); didn't quite appreciate how different it felt until experiencing it myself

- You are literally drained afterwards and just want to relax - had to cancel plans for drinks tonight because just felt like chilling out after. Don't make big plans afterwards

- I'm still amazed at how professional the whole show is run. They do a great job

This isn't the place for a review so will post that elsewhere but maybe a couple of thoughts after experiencing LMP as a first-timer could be helpful to someone else thinking about it. Would definitely recommend trying it out. For me, I think 1-2-1 punts will remain the favourite way to punt (for the intimacy) but will try LMP again with a more paced strategy next time (which isn't that easy). Good experience overall

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So attended LMP tonight - what a crazy but fun experience.

Am happy to report that the other guys were very friendly and open to chat although there was only a bit of banter at the beginning and during the breaks while people were not otherwise pre-occupied. There was also another newbie there which was nice to chat about.

A few other thoughts from a first-timer:

- The girls were more attractive than I was expecting; those pictures on the website don't do them justice

- I thought it may be a bit strange seeing other naked men around but you do actually focus on the girls surprisingly easy and it feels comfortable being in the middle of the action

- The music seemed fine...maybe they changed it, lol

- You do feel pressure to pop when playing with different girls; sometimes it's a bit much (at least for me), lol...why can't you just enjoy the sex for a while - it's not a failure if it didn't end in you finishing!...I also need to think of a better strategy to recover properly between rounds...didn't take proper timeouts this time and that perv chair was always occupied - they need to get one more of those!!

- It certainly feels like a sex party (which it obviously is and there isn't anything wrong with that) but I was surprised by how different it feels than a 1-2-1 punt (a lot less intimate and much more like a real life porno); didn't quite appreciate how different it felt until experiencing it myself

- You are literally drained afterwards and just want to relax - had to cancel plans for drinks tonight because just felt like chilling out after. Don't make big plans afterwards

- I'm still amazed at how professional the whole show is run. They do a great job

This isn't the place for a review so will post that elsewhere but maybe a couple of thoughts after experiencing LMP as a first-timer could be helpful to someone else thinking about it. Would definitely recommend trying it out. For me, I think 1-2-1 punts will remain the favourite way to punt (for the intimacy) but will try LMP again with a more paced strategy next time (which isn't that easy). Good experience overall

Sounds good, parties are what they are of course, they arent supposed to be the same as a 121 and charge accordingly. Anyway glad to hear you found it a good experience overall.

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Glad you enjoyed it. I was at last night's 7-9 too ^_^  It was a good bunch of guys that helped make the party atmosphere. I have been at ones where guys stand back even when asked to join, and seen many of the silent "pump and dump" types, but last night everyone seemed confident and happy enough to join in making for a very flowing party with a great atmosphere.

 

It should also be noted Barbara told me there were 13 guys, so as you have said being a newbie it was good, hopefully that will calm other newbies fears about attending a fuller party rather than a quiet one.

 

I too find it awkward to refuse a girl an orgasm every time :lol:  I only usually pop once at a party so just say that to the girl and explain I am not ready as it's too early, or that it's happened and I am still recovering down there :lol: They usually understand and then know it's not because they are doing something wrong.

 

You will get better at pacing yourself with experience, so good luck next time....but you will always feel shattered afterwards in the best possible way  ^_^

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Good to hear you had a good time on Friday night Geronimo.

 

I saw on their site last night that they had 8 ladies for a weekday!  ;)

 

Enjoy the next one...

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Yeah, agreed - seemed like a good vibe across the party last night so I guess I was lucky.

Out of the 8, only didn't get to play with Kasia unfortunately and she was quite vocal at times which was a big turn-on for me...next time! One of my favourite moments was when one guy was giving her RO for a while and she then came pretty loudly and the guy got up and proudly proclaimed..."yup...I still got it"...hahaha...makes me smile writing about it. Was also great chatting / playing with Helena who returned for the first time in 2 years I think?

Do any of the partygoes ever go for pints afterwards? Would be fun to have a quick chat after to reflect on the experience with a fellow punter (as most of us can't talk about this stuff with friends obviously).

I always wonder afterwards when you're walking around with a big smile thinking about what you just experienced if someone will stop you and ask...wtf are you smiling about so much? Got a few odd looks last night in the streets because of big smiles for no apparent reason :-)

Ahhh, good times...

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That was funny with that guy being proud of himself :lol:  Kasia certainly enjoyed it, I was the guy that was kissing her nipples to assist her on her way to that orgasm ^_^ Shame you didn't get around to her, she is amazing.

 

I too noticed that it listed 8 girls during the day, but Victoria who was the added girl wasn't at the 7-9 so we had 7. I couldn't get round the 7 anyway so it wasn't important....although I tried :lol: Jess was the only girl I missed, and I got a bj from Izabella but played fully with the other 5.

 

And yes that was Helena's first visit in two years. A shame she couldn't make it longer, it was brilliant to see her again.

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The Idea of this sounds like Paradise it really does I just don't Know how I would cope seeing a mans hairy arse in my peripheral vision while he was going at it all Hammer and Tongs.

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I was also worried about this as a newbie but it didn't bother me at all to be honest.  Most of the guys were pretty well groomed anyway when I went and in decent shape (I was expecting a lot worse!).  I don't think I had a man's arse in my vision anyway because you're typically at either end of the WG. 

 

Also your eyes are typically focused on the girls although I must admit...I did enjoy watching this BBC muscle-guy pound one of the girl's so hard she had some tears in her eyes after cumming very hard (and loudly).  She did say afterwards it was fantastic and she had not been f***ed like that in a while.

 

I think you have to check it out at least once to see how you enjoy a party situation - it's quite a different experience.

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The Idea of this sounds like Paradise it really does I just don't Know how I would cope seeing a mans hairy arse in my peripheral vision while he was going at it all Hammer and Tongs.

 

You mostly get in the zone and concentrate on the girl you're with, but if you do look around or take a break on the perving chair, it's a bit like having 3D HD porn all around you which you can reach out and participate in whenever and wherever you want. And of course, as with porn, you don't look at the male talent, you focus on the girl and her reactions

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I went to an LMP party for the first time a couple of weeks ago and I can safetly say that for some people I am sure it is an absolute blast.  Girls and Guys appeared to be having fun and the humour backed this up.  For me though it was just a bit too full on and surreal for my taste so I won't be returning.  The girls were brilliant and hats off to them.  Having a french bull dog wandering around as well added to the rather surreal nature of the event.

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Yes. I felt very sorry for that French bull dog. He was the only one who had to lick his own bollocks. <_<

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Yes. I felt very sorry for that French bull dog. He was the only one who had to lick his own bollocks. <_<

 

PMSL, wish I could relate that to my friends and family  :ph34r:

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Just be glad the old Chlamydia adverts on on the radio every 2nd song nowadays, there were times back then when I would gladly have swapped them for "we buy any car dot.com"… :blink:

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The first time I went to a party at LMP I found all the action going on around me a bit disconcerting, and in particular one enormously fat man lying on a bed in the corner while two lovely girls tried to arouse him. Not that I look like an athlete or film star or anything. Anyway I left early. But thinking it over afterwards I realised that what other men look like isn't the point,or any of my business, and the girls were very attractive and willing and skilful. So I went again, concentrated on the wonderfully wanton women,and really enjoyed it. And I went again. And again.

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