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The One Hundred And Eighty Four Day Bangkok Trip Report .

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 No Milk Today  , ..........    Herman's Hermits   ,

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   WTF . The house is empty everyone seems to be away .And there's no milk in the fridge . You travel half way around the world on a door to door 24 hour trek to find an empty fridge .

 

  And the housemaid is no-where to be seen , only to find out this morning that my 7 day a week housemaid has been reduced to a 3 hours a week housemaid now I am out of contract .

 

   An ironing board stares me in the face as I enter the kitchen . I think we are going to become good friends . 

 

   I rise at 6 am local time to find a kitten out on my terrace. I open the windows to let him / her in .   And there's no milk in the fridge .  The kitten leaves the way it came in when he / she wasn't offered breakfast .

 

   Even the kitten has deserted me . And that's the closest I can get to thai pussy on day one .

 

   Luckily there's 183 days left ..........

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Welcome to Bangkok.  Hopefully you have now sorted the Pussy and Milk issues.  A bit overcast today but hopefully will clear up.

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 No Milk Today  , ..........    Herman's Hermits   ,

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   WTF . The house is empty everyone seems to be away .And there's no milk in the fridge . You travel half way around the world on a door to door 24 hour trek to find an empty fridge .

 

  And the housemaid is no-where to be seen , only to find out this morning that my 7 day a week housemaid has been reduced to a 3 hours a week housemaid now I am out of contract .

 

   An ironing board stares me in the face as I enter the kitchen . I think we are going to become good friends . 

 

   I rise at 6 am local time to find a kitten out on my terrace. I open the windows to let him / her in .   And there's no milk in the fridge .  The kitten leaves the way it came in when he / she wasn't offered breakfast .

 

   Even the kitten has deserted me . And that's the closest I can get to thai pussy on day one .

 

   Luckily there's 183 days left ..........

 

London is incredibly boring without you, WP.  We're all counting the days until you return - 183, you say? - well, at least you have found a way to avoid winter. :huh:

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Kitty of London is still in Thailand.

 

She won't be cheap compared with the locals but you might decide that it's too good a chance to miss...

 

C

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   Back on my feet again  , ........... The Foundations  ,

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    I had my phone switched off .I was determined to get in the room this time . A year ago I was looking through the menu in reception when I took a call  and was invited to a dinner on Ratchada .

 

   This was Pink massage  on soi 24 / 1 next door almost to EZ with Addicts to the left into another sub soi .

 

  2,200 for a one hour oil massage with sex , a bit expensive maybe but no turning back now . I told the young lady on reception that I liked 'em tiny and young , she suggested Pond . I jumped in .

 

   Pond came down the stairs wearing a thai smile and denim shorts and a pale blue top with a bra underneath . She wore blue panties the letters LOVE on the back but I never noticed that until she was dressing after the action.

 

    I was offered a drink in the room and was hit for 60 baht for iced coffee. The room was small [ she had tried to upsell me to the VIP room but I declined ] Interesting , there was a wooden oval shaped tub in the corner behind a curtain . The curtain was torn in the bottom right hand corner . These things matter , you know .

 

   It was a soapy assisted shower with both of us under the warm water. Pond looked lovely naked , not an ounce of fat on her , small cutest titties and a tuft of hair over her coochie koo . I started to wish I had chosen an older fat one , as I knew I wouldn't last long with this 22 year old cutie  .

 

    How right I was . On the bed a quick oil massage and when Pond went on to a ball massage  I felt the mercury rising in my 8 days out of action thermometer .

 

   Pond put the condom on with her mouth and I pulled her head right down . No , OWO I'm afraid  but ok as I would have finished too fast anyway . I pulled her up my body and she licked my nipples as she squatted over my thermometer . It was 33 degrees out in the soi  and about 42 inside as I entered her . Then she started to work with her pussy sliding over my hardness untill I came in the cowgirl position. I didn't last long as I predicted , the firmness of her tight young skin got the better of me .

 

   Another shared shower to finish off and I had to leave her behind as I stepped back into the busy soi  .

 

    I could maybe make something of her on a second visit but I just haven't got the time  . Only 180 days left  .

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looked lovely naked , not an ounce of fat on her , small cutest titties and a tuft of hair over her coochie koo . I

 

Hmmm.  Reminds me very much of someone who lives a great deal nearer to SW London.  Better check my 'to do' list!  :P

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Tiggy, your "to do" list should probably be headed by a "don't"   --- i.e. don't wait till January.  Hop on the next flight.  If I could I would be right behind you, but the wicked witch of the east beckons and duty calls.  (Maybe I could say I am going on a research trip with a SEAsian investment guru.)

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WP, your dip in the Pond brings back so many memories of days of yore.  I am sitting in front of the laptop with a stupid smile on my face. 

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I trust that WP has a full list of hits with which to start each daily post. I would hate him to run out after 20 weeks or so.

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I trust that WP has a full list of hits with which to start each daily post. I would hate him to run out after 20 weeks or so.

 

I wouldn't worry about WP;  I'm sure he has all bases covered.

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  The First Cut is the Deepest ,............... P.P. Arnold   ,

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   She turned up 30 minutes late but she had called me to say that she was on her way . This was my first venture in online internet dating and I didn't know what to expect . We met at the BTS , Thong Lo . She wanted to eat japanese food for the first time  . I wanted to eat pussy .

 

   I had her pics on screen so I picked her out of the lunchtime crowd . She ran at me with open arms , smiles and lots of contact , holding onto my arm , taking my hand  . Things looked good .

 

   Another one in denim cut off shorts so I was able to check out her legs . She hadn't bothered to iron her blouse that morning . We both had housemaid problems , she didn't have one , mine was rarely seen . 

 

   We struggled with her poor English over a lunch that she ate like she really needed it . I paid the bill . She suggested after lunch we go to somewhere nearby where she lived . I was eager . We took a cab . It seemed like forever . She lives alone , in my mind I'm already relaxing on her sofa while she is dropping grapes into my open mouth.

 

    It wasn't like that though , we ended up riding bicycles around a park . I was going round in circles . We took some photos . Her legs looked good astride the bike . I was a bit wobbly on two wheels and should have been riding her not the bicycle .

 

   My heart was broken back in the cab when she asked me would  I be ok to get back home alone and the cab drops her at her rooms .

 

    I asked her could I see her again being a sucker for punishment . She says ok  but she's only free on Mondays . That's fine I reply . I have a busy week ahead with only 179 days left . She will be my Monday girl  and I won't give up on her , she's worth investing more time on  .

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She will be my Monday girl  and I won't give up on her , she's worth investing more time on  .

 

How much more time have you got?  It's later than you think! :P 

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  Catch us if you can  , ................ Dave Clark Five 

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   Yesterday , while walking in a busy main street close to home I noticed out on the pavement a big mouse trap , loaded with yummies , tied to a long piece of string going back into a shop .

 

   It reminded me of what I like about this country , the lack of over the top safety conditions we have in the UK .

 

    Here on an open pavement was a mouse trap sprung open , ready to snap at the toes of an unsuspecting person passing by wearing open toed sandals. I stopped to observe . At the other end of the string was the seated shopkeeper ready to pull in his captive when he heard the squeal of forthcoming death.

 

   I looked in at the shopkeeper and he looked out at me  . We exchanged smiles. A bit like fishing really .  I didn't stay long enough to see if he caught anything , but sure he would , or he wouldn't bother to set the trap and wait .

 

   I had to get along to Soi 33 ...........

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  Catch us if you can  , ................ Dave Clark Five 

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   Yesterday , while walking in a busy main street close to home I noticed out on the pavement a big mouse trap , loaded with yummies , tied to a long piece of string going back into a shop .

 

   It reminded me of what I like about this country , the lack of over the top safety conditions we have in the UK .

 

    Here on an open pavement was a mouse trap sprung open , ready to snap at the toes of an unsuspecting person passing by wearing open toed sandals. I stopped to observe . At the other end of the string was the seated shopkeeper ready to pull in his captive when he heard the squeal of forthcoming death.

 

   I looked in at the shopkeeper and he looked out at me  . We exchanged smiles. A bit like fishing really .  I didn't stay long enough to see if he caught anything , but sure he would , or he wouldn't bother to set the trap and wait .

 

   I had to get along to Soi 33 ...........

 

I suspect your visit to Soi 33 was nothing to shout about.  Was it a visit to Akane?

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I suspect your visit to Soi 33 was nothing to shout about.  Was it a visit to Akane?

 

Alas, the 'artist bars' are a mere shadow of their former glory these days. :(

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Alas, the 'artist bars' are a mere shadow of their former glory these days. :(

 

Yes, none of the bars there seem appealing.

 

Akane however does provide a specialized service and remains very popular :)   Man, how do these girls do it?  Tongue in cheek :)

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Kitty of London is still in Thailand.

 

She won't be cheap compared with the locals but you might decide that it's too good a chance to miss...

 

C

That is going down the memory lane.  I wonder how old she is now.

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Yes, none of the bars there seem appealing.

 

Akane however does provide a specialized service and remains very popular :)   Man, how do these girls do it?  Tongue in cheek :)

 

Tongue where? :eek:

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   Amsterdam  ,................. Scott Walker  ,

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  "  you very good with tongue  , you  "   says Hom  , not to be confused with Aom my Monday girl .

 

   "  I can do better if you just stop moving around "  , I reply  

 

   Earlier I'd checked her over in the bar before going upstairs , that's the good thing about being with my Thai friend , they have to respond to requests .

 

  " no hair  on legs , used to be hair , now no  "

 

   " under arm same ,same no hair and here no hair  "  , she says pointing down at her pussy .

 

    I have to take a look. She pretends to be shy allowing me to lift her dress and pull out her panties to peek inside at her smooth , shaven baby pussy . The waitress's passing by with drinks don't bat an eyelid , all in a nights work seeing custma  inspecting goods  .

 

   We are in Amsterdam  , Dingdang road  , that's in BKK not Holland  . 3,200 for a 90 mins  with Hom for a soapy massage . Hom is a 21 year old from chiang mai one of about 25 girls in the bar this Tuesday night . In my mind I had her picked out of the line . She's the one fourth from the right .

 

     My friend, asks the papasan seated with us for a recommendation for me knowing the type I go for .

 

   " the fourth one on the right , in the front row , "  says Papa  " the one with the black heels  "

 

    Deal done .  My friend didn't take a girl tonight . A bit like being in a betting shop and not having a bet when you don't see anything you fancy . I can understand that .

 

     " I can be with you and your friend  ?  "  , says Hom .    I have to tell her my friend will sit this one out prefering to have a drink and watch TV when we get up in the private suite  .

 

    " ok  let's go   , we go shower , come  ,come    , says Hom  ............................

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Oh yes Amsterdam soapy on Dindang, they still got Penthouse models there?

Hom is from Chiang Mai, so the light skinned type that Asians prefer, I too like them as well as the Isaan girls.

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   Teenage Dirtbag  , ................. Wheatus  ,

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   I knew I hadn't got much chance with her the way she turned up for our second date .   Back from excersise  , an off white sweatband holding her hair back , a support bandage on her right knee , no make up , the false eyelashes gone , dirty trainers on her feet . 

 

   She says she hadn't showered and was sweaty . I wanted to lick her all over .

 

   My chances looked slim , she tucked into another dinner . We were out at some god-forsaken suburb of Bangkok . Bang Na , down the line past Bearing . A bit out of my area .    I looked at her over the dinner table and thought I better dump her , just on the way she presented herself on our second date .

 

    I threw in the odd line that I was going down to Pattaya and had a hotel booked and if she wanted she could come along .

 

   She opened her phone , checked the calendar according to the dates I gave her .

 

   "  Yes ,  I come   "  , she replied .

 

      I chocked on my sliced roast pork  and had to take a swig of beer to bring me round ......    

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Bon Chance, mon ami.  It could be the time of your life…...

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Bon Chance, mon ami.  It could be the time of your life…...

 

I doubt WP is old enough to remember her but I'm sure that YOU do - his new squeeze sounds a bit to me like 'Moonbeam McSwine' from Li'l Abner.

 

Ah, memories of our golden youth! :P

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   Teenage Dirtbag  , ................. Wheatus  ,

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   I knew I hadn't got much chance with her the way she turned up for our second date .   Back from excersise  , an off white sweatband holding her hair back , a support bandage on her right knee , no make up , the false eyelashes gone , dirty trainers on her feet . 

 

   She says she hadn't showered and was sweaty . I wanted to lick her all over .

 

   My chances looked slim , she tucked into another dinner . We were out at some god-forsaken suburb of Bangkok . Bang Na , down the line past Bearing . A bit out of my area .    I looked at her over the dinner table and thought I better dump her , just on the way she presented herself on our second date .

 

    I threw in the odd line that I was going down to Pattaya and had a hotel booked and if she wanted she could come along .

 

   She opened her phone , checked the calendar according to the dates I gave her .

 

   "  Yes ,  I come   "  , she replied .

 

      I chocked on my sliced roast pork  and had to take a swig of beer to bring me round ......    

 

 

You can look forward to few days of teasing, drooling after all the local talent and no sex.

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I doubt WP is old enough to remember her but I'm sure that YOU do - his new squeeze sounds a bit to me like 'Moonbeam McSwine' from Li'l Abner.

 

Ah, memories of our golden youth! :P

 

OMG, Tiggy, I hope not!  He will then be like the character from the same strip who had the perpetual raincloud over his head.  I think it was Joe BPMRJSTK, or something similar.

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