Lessingham

I Hate Autumn!

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Worst pre punting experience ever!

I normally have the mechanics of a punt down to fine art. But today it wet tits up. The train was cancelled and I had the insane thought of driving into London. I mean, what could go wrong? There was no parking to be found and I ended up parking in one place and taking the tube to the location of the incall. I mistimed my run and ended up in the drizzle in the only part of London without a Costas or a Pret! No chance of a pub and ending up smelling of booze. You can't sit in a park in this weather either. I loafed for a hour.

So, I arrived at the punt, soaked, wet and damp. Plus cold. Plus no coffee!

Bloody Autumn.

The wg had no option but to strip me out of the wet clothes, toss me in the scalding shower and rub me down with warmed towels. If she had produced a hot toddy I would have married her on the spot.

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Oh, diddums!  :)

 

Forecast of sun tomorrow as I head off to Earls Court...

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May the gods of punting and weather smile on you

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I had that problem yesterday, truend up soaked through to the skin, but the 2 girls made me warm up quickly :)

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I have to say that I just love this season; it is the time of year when I sort out my schedule for next years trips. The planning is a bit like planning a punt (but a bit more involved!).

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Bloody Autumn.

Behave. Autumn's not that bad. In fact, she's a damned fine WG by all accounts and I have little doubt an equally fine human being :D.

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Behave. Autumn's not that bad. In fact, she's a damned fine WG by all accounts and I have little doubt an equally fine human being :D.

 

She is actually retired but runs Temptations in Milton Keynes.

 

And she is a lovely lady.

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She is actually retired but runs Temptations in Milton Keynes.

 

And she is a lovely lady.

 

I know :)

 

as said above, dammed fine lady

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She is actually retired but runs Temptations in Milton Keynes.

 

And she is a lovely lady.

You are dead right - I will certainly second everything you have said. I bumped into her by chance when visiting Chloe & she remembered the time when I saw her previously even though it was about 4 years ago. She even remembered how long I spent with her. An amazing lady and very friendly - I am quite sure Temptations is in good hands.

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Oh, if it is the honour and reputation of a working girl, then  I apologise at once! I refer to the season and not to any delightful so named woman.

Once the punt was under way, all problems were solved and a most delightful peacefulness descended on my troubled soul.

Bad weather 0 Escorts 10!

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I don't mind Autumn, but bloody hell the punting gods are against me this week!

 

Tuesday, Earl's Court by tube, practically 90 mins travel in the hope of seeing the very pretty Adria from Admirals.  When I get there I get a text saying 'sorry, at the doctors and running late, can you hang around for 15 mins?'.  I wait 15 mins knowing I still just have enough time to get a punt in but then get another text at the last moment 'sorry, still won't be there for another 30 mins'.  No time left to punt or look for alternatives.  :(  90 mins journey home and a wasted afternoon.

 

Today, decided the best thing to do was to see one of my local teenage nymphs.  Made the booking, set off in my car and the bloody car broke down! :angry:  Got it to a garage and they fixed it in 10 mins but by then the chance for a punt had gone and it's back to the drawing board.

 

Still, maybe it's the punting gods way of telling me to save up for a duo?

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The ways of the punting gods are strange. The pre punt csn be a total bitchfest of subtefuges and the waywardness of travel. The ring of the bell raises the twin demons of bait snd switch.

But oh, that moment when the door fully opens and she detonates her welcoming smile!

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Ok, most of that went over my head, but it sounded good anyway. :)

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I'd be blaming that last glass.

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I don't mind Autumn, but bloody hell the punting gods are against me this week!

 

Tuesday, Earl's Court by tube, practically 90 mins travel in the hope of seeing the very pretty Adria from Admirals.  When I get there I get a text saying 'sorry, at the doctors and running late, can you hang around for 15 mins?'.  I wait 15 mins knowing I still just have enough time to get a punt in but then get another text at the last moment 'sorry, still won't be there for another 30 mins'.  No time left to punt or look for alternatives.  :(  90 mins journey home and a wasted afternoon.

 

Today, decided the best thing to do was to see one of my local teenage nymphs.  Made the booking, set off in my car and the bloody car broke down! :angry:  Got it to a garage and they fixed it in 10 mins but by then the chance for a punt had gone and it's back to the drawing board.

 

Still, maybe it's the punting gods way of telling me to save up for a duo?

Bad luck Thurson. I guess it just wasn't your day.I had a day like that a few months ago. Got a hard on but couldn't get any WG to share it with, they were all busy or couldn't see me for 3 hours. I went home thoroughly frustrated.  Hope you have had better luck since. I did :D

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Lol, saw this when it was first posted I refrained from making any jokes about myself... :)

But thank you gents always nice to hear sweet nothings whispered about me.

( cause I'm the wicked witch of the west now)

Lessingham, poor you, but hey the lady sorted you out.

I tend to offer the brave souls who venture out in bad wether the use of our tumble dryer, and a warm shower, and that's not included in his time with the lady.

I figure if he's brave enough to turn up looking bedraggled because of adverse wether, then he should be able to use the facilities.

Glad it turned out ok for you hon x

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