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Following on from another post, what would you do if money for punting really was no object ?   Could you control yourself or would you want to ?  How would it change things for you ? Would you do exotic overnights to Paris ? 4 girls at the same time ?  Would you keep some girl(s) in an apartment just for yourself ? Would you go mad ?  What would you do , the possibilities are endless ?   

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This possibility happened for real to Mikey Carroll

It didn't seem to make him any happier. He just seemed to order WGs to visit him because he could, not because he had any particular fantasy to run with.

 

I've got a fantasy with a particular WG in the library at the Witchery in Edinburgh, and one with a red haired WG dressed as a vampire down at Warriston cemetery ( additional costs being a smoke machine, a couple of get-to-know -you sessions beforehand and some security ) but after that, I'd be fantasied out. Back to normal dull reality after that.

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To have "endless punting money" i'd have to have endless money :P

 

If that was the case, i'm sure that alone would make me instantly irresistible :D  so no need to punt!

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If I had endless money I would spend some of it on punting, but much more on seeing the parts of the world that I have yet to see.

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If I had endless punting money I'd probably shag myself to death within a year ....... or at least have mega fun trying  :cool:  :D 

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If money was no object...always a fun question to think about...I would probably do a mix of all the above (i.e. more frequent, longer and more elaborate punts).  I think going on a few trips with a WG you really connect with would be fun as well...maybe one day.  I could easily imagine heading to somewhere warm (like the Maldives or Fiji) with a WG and then just relax, enjoy each other as much as possible all around the island, get some sun, lie on the beach, go diving, go sailing (always wanted to have sex on a sail boat while at speed!)...that would be heaven for me.

 

Also read that winning the lottery does not commonly lead to happiness.  I think the best thing in those situations would be to invest as much as possible right away (i.e. so you don't really see the money hit our bank account and can therefore spend it on stupid crap) but then take away a nice yield every year which will lift your lifestyle over the longer-term.  Obviously easier said than done once you would receive a large sum of money.

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Endless money would be good but what about endless time as well.

 

I would probably go mad for a few months trying to see as many different girls as possible then settle down into seeing a few of them but up the time spent into days out, weekends away etc Maybe even 'keep' one or two in a flat (possibly even the same flat).

 

As the slogan for recycling goes 'The Possibilities are Endless'

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Following on from another post, what would you do if money for punting really was no object ? Could you control yourself or would you want to ? How would it change things for you ? Would you do exotic overnights to Paris ? 4 girls at the same time ? Would you keep some girl(s) in an apartment just for yourself ? Would you go mad ? What would you do , the possibilities are endless ?

As my finances are limited, so are my punts. Half of the fun of punting is the anticipation leading up to punting day and the reminscences about the good ones in the fallow days following it. If I just had it all on tap, I'd do all of the things you suggest above and more - and be completely jaded with the whole scene within a year. It might be a great year, but eventually it would pale.

That's what I keep telling myself anyway :D.

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As my finances are limited, so are my punts. Half of the fun of punting is the anticipation leading up to punting day and the reminscences about the good ones in the fallow days following it. If I just had it all on tap, I'd do all of the things you suggest above and more - and be completely jaded with the whole scene within a year. It might be a great year, but eventually it would pale.

That's what I keep telling myself anyway :D.

Indeed, which is what happened with me, i discovered party heaven spent about £35k in a year punting their as well as continuing to do 121s and after about a year was jaded and a year later took 6 months off punting altogether virtually returning with renewed vigour. :)

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endless money = endless sex wether you pay for it or have a gold digger

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Following on from another post, what would you do if money for punting really was no object ?   Could you control yourself or would you want to ?  How would it change things for you ? Would you do exotic overnights to Paris ? 4 girls at the same time ?  Would you keep some girl(s) in an apartment just for yourself ? Would you go mad ?  What would you do , the possibilities are endless ?   

If money was no object, why would I want to punt? It would be very easy to have sex with stunning women, in alternative situations. As circusbizzare is suggesting, there would be plenty of gold diggers to choose from.   :cool:

 

But seriously, to answer your question, I'd envisage a lot of hotel bookings, with extended time and multiple options during a single booking!  Yes, I probably would go mad!

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I have always envied those I read about on here who can afford to punt weekly. I would be happy to visit my regular lady weekly. If that seems to some too much like being married, I would just say that I punt because, as a widower, I miss the splendid sex life I had in my marriage and my regular provides the kisses cuddles and caresses that I miss so much. 

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Do we have to spend the cash only on punting or can we do other stuff?

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endless money = endless sex wether you pay for it or have a gold digger

Yep - the difference is that paying for it is probably cheaper than a gold digger

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When Viv Nicholson won the pools (£152k) equivalent to £2.8 million in todays money, her motto was SPEND SPEND SPEND.

 

Mine would be...FUCK FUCK FUCK...(not sure if the tabloids would print it though)

 

Tour the country. Stay at top hotels. Shag all the hot ones in Milton Keynes.& London.

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Its endless PUNTING money !     No investing, no spending on girlfriends -- all paid sex in the strict term .

 

With serious bucks behind me ,I sort of fancy the idea of trying to corrupt non-working ladies into having paid sex. :D

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When Viv Nicholson won the pools (£152k) equivalent to £2.8 million in todays money, her motto was SPEND SPEND SPEND.

 

Mine would be...FUCK FUCK FUCK...(not sure if the tabloids would print it though)

 

Tour the country. Stay at top hotels. Shag all the hot ones in Milton Keynes.& London.

So, apart from Milton Keynes and London, what would you do in the rest of the country while on your tour? Visit museums and art galleries, tour churches, go to football matches? 

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So, apart from Milton Keynes and London, what would you do in the rest of the country while on your tour? Visit museums and art galleries, tour churches, go to football matches? 

 

Give his willy a rest?  The old fella can only take so much after all

 

With unlimited punting money I would most definitely punt once and maybe twice a week, at least in the early "kid in a candy store" period.  After that had worn a bit thin I would go for longer bookings with regulars I had found.  Socialise with them, go out have dinner or drinks, maybe weekends away.  Then, being at heart a soppy romantic bastard, I'd probably fall in love or become too attached and ruin the whole thing.

 

Just as well it's not going to happen then!

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Depends if I were the puntee or the punter. Makes all the difference.

 

 

In reality, probably have sex every second night or so, and have a few girls just paid to follow me around to look good. On a full time and exclusive basis. Pretty much what people like Hugh Hefner does, except in a much, much less gaudy manner.

 

Also, rather than booking fresh-off-the-boat romanians, I'd probably be booking students from Cambridge .

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Tour the country. Stay at top hotels. Shag all the hot ones in Milton Keynes.& London.

 

That's pretty much what I do these days, ..... shag the hot ones in MK & London :)  The difference with today and having endless punting money tho is that instead of punting on average once a month, if I had serious money I would be shagging hot ones just about every day/night :cool:  And I'd say goodbye to the MK Travelodge :P

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Following on from another post, what would you do if money for punting really was no object ?   Could you control yourself or would you want to ?  How would it change things for you ? Would you do exotic overnights to Paris ? 4 girls at the same time ?  Would you keep some girl(s) in an apartment just for yourself ? Would you go mad ?  What would you do , the possibilities are endless ?   

 

I would love to arrange a Roman orgy type scene for some mates - toga's, feasts of food, tarts all dressed up as Roman ladies etc. It would have to be in the summer, with a swimming pool, swings, pretty little slave girls playing the/my harp <_<, a mud pit for female wrestling. Any shirkers or non-performers will be fed to the lions.

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Prince Jefri of Brunei is our role model here, I feel.

 

More specifically - and this is pretty well how good old Jeffers played it - I think my dream would be to go to bed with two women each night, and wake up in the morning with two different ones. They would, of course, be members of my hand-picked harem, but, for me, the piquancy would particularly consist in that the choice of the women would be beyond my control (and theirs too). I would arrive in my bedroom to be greeted by two pleasant surprises, and find another two there the following day. Sounds a good sort of life to me. Who says money doesn't make you happy?

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I wonder how many escorts would escort if money was no object.

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Following on from another post, what would you do if money for punting really was no object ?   Could you control yourself or would you want to ?  How would it change things for you ? Would you do exotic overnights to Paris ? 4 girls at the same time ?  Would you keep some girl(s) in an apartment just for yourself ? Would you go mad ?  What would you do , the possibilities are endless ?   

 

I would enjoy it to the point where i'd want to stop and find a girl who I would no longer need to pay per view  :wub:

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If money was no object, I think I'd punt my way round the world - flying first class and staying at 5 star hotels of course.

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