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My Kingdom For Some A Levels. The 'depends On Size' Issue.

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So I'm an A level fan, not all the time, but often that is what I am looking for when I punt. You would think it was as simple as clicking the appropriate tick on the other site and searching nearby...sadly, it isn't.

 

I have tried 4 local ladies in Surrey/Hampshire all advertising A Levels. I always send a text preparing them for the request when I arrive and 2 of them reply with 'depends on size'. I am not terrifically endowed (no complaints either though!) but all of them have either said, 'you are too big' or quite frankly were never interested in offering them anyway. Though 2 of them have resulted in nice enough punts, you know when you get disappointed you haven't got what you wanted for (which I thought was the point of punting in the first place), I leave feeling a bit disappointed.

 

I thought I would try a parlour, thinking no false advertising could occur, I tried Surrey Gems only to have a look of complete shock and horror on her face when I requested that service. I informed her to ask to take that off the website. Lovely girl but a completely vanilla punt. The advertised CIM was not available either.

 

In 2 of the 5 cases I broached the subject mid punt only to be disappointed then. Money had already exchanged. In the other cases I couldn't exactly whack my codger out before money has exchanged in order to check the size! Plus I feel a little committed (and horny) once I am standing in the room. So my recent experiences have left me feeling they leave that option open on profiles as a mini 'honey trap' and use size as a get out.

 

So this thread is a bit of a multi purpose one, to rant a little at the what I feel is a rife false offering on a lot of profiles, to see if I have just had a run of bad luck or it is a common issue?Ask if people walk when they realise it's not on offer? And finally, does anyone have any recommendations for the Surrey Hampshire borders? I do like them young and pretty!

 

Cheers all.

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In 2 of the 5 cases I broached the subject mid punt only to be disappointed then. Money had already exchanged. In the other cases I couldn't exactly whack my codger out before money has exchanged in order to check the size! Plus I feel a little committed (and horny) once I am standing in the room. So my recent experiences have left me feeling they leave that option open on profiles as a mini 'honey trap' and use size as a get out.

 

You definitely can get your "little" man out before handing over your cash - if the girl is saying it depends on your size! Always check at the start before handing over your money that what you had agreed in advance of the meeting is still agreed face to face. As you have found, the person agreeing or advertising in advance is not necessarily the service provider. And even if it was the SP, worth checking as I have been given answers (possibly genuine, possibly not) of "not today, I had a stomach upset last night", "sorry, I did not have time to prepare for that" and "I've done it 3 times today and can't do it again". I've never been refused on grounds of size.  :(  :lol:

 

If the reason you chose the SP was specifically for a requirement (agreed in advance) that is no longer available, for whatever reason, then you are entitled to change your mind and leave.

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1. I tried Surrey Gems only to have a look of complete shock and horror on her face when I requested that service. I informed her to ask to take that off the website. Lovely girl but a completely vanilla punt. The advertised CIM was not available either.

 

2. And finally, does anyone have any recommendations for the Surrey Hampshire borders? I do like them young and pretty!

 

 

Hi thekman

 

1. Care to name the WG in question? I haven't used SG for a while, but was looking this morning with a view to a punt, and CIM is essential for me, maybe A-levels, but not vital.

 

2. I'll have a think and let you know if I have any suggestions - not tried A much recently though...

 

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You definitely can get your "little" man out before handing over your cash - if the girl is saying it depends on your size! Always check at the start before handing over your money that what you had agreed in advance of the meeting is still agreed face to face.

Its not that easy though, is it ? I need some time to get going these days so showing the WG my flaccid little weenie is not exactly going to help her make a size judgement. I am not a great fan of A levels, but on the few times I have tried it, I have always paid the basic rate (minus the extra for A) up front asked if she can make her size judgement on A levels half way through. If she is happy to go through with it, I pay her then. It's a bit faffy, but it has worked.

Because I am never dead set on getting A, I am never particularly disappointed if the answer is no. Usually after the punt, I think "well that saved me a few quid then" :D.

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So I'm an A level fan, not all the time, but often that is what I am looking for when I punt. You would think it was as simple as clicking the appropriate tick on the other site and searching nearby...sadly, it isn't.

 

I have tried 4 local ladies in Surrey/Hampshire all advertising A Levels. I always send a text preparing them for the request when I arrive and 2 of them reply with 'depends on size'. I am not terrifically endowed (no complaints either though!) but all of them have either said, 'you are too big' or quite frankly were never interested in offering them anyway. Though 2 of them have resulted in nice enough punts, you know when you get disappointed you haven't got what you wanted for (which I thought was the point of punting in the first place), I leave feeling a bit disappointed.

 

I thought I would try a parlour, thinking no false advertising could occur, I tried Surrey Gems only to have a look of complete shock and horror on her face when I requested that service. I informed her to ask to take that off the website. Lovely girl but a completely vanilla punt. The advertised CIM was not available either.

 

In 2 of the 5 cases I broached the subject mid punt only to be disappointed then. Money had already exchanged. In the other cases I couldn't exactly whack my codger out before money has exchanged in order to check the size! Plus I feel a little committed (and horny) once I am standing in the room. So my recent experiences have left me feeling they leave that option open on profiles as a mini 'honey trap' and use size as a get out.

 

So this thread is a bit of a multi purpose one, to rant a little at the what I feel is a rife false offering on a lot of profiles, to see if I have just had a run of bad luck or it is a common issue?Ask if people walk when they realise it's not on offer? And finally, does anyone have any recommendations for the Surrey Hampshire borders? I do like them young and pretty!

 

Cheers all.

The fact is many WGs need to see a hard cock to judge whether they can take it or not, both length and girth are relevant. My advice is never assume Anal will be on offer unless the WGs profile/site clearly says size isnt an issue for her and she also confirms this with you when you book. Obviously if you then still dont get it she is a liar.

 

I have no interest in Anal penetration but know Shanelle of St Albans a long way from Surrey i know can take big cocks and EbonyPru who is a member here posted she can take the same, no idea where she is based though. Hope you find someone.

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thanks for the replies folks. I have tried the 'pay on A entry' idea but never had any takers (I am really not that big, it is more I don't think they every offer A levels in the first place) and thus I get to that stage in the punt and am then disappointed. ;(

 

Definitely need to be hard to gauge size, so whacking it out at the start of the call I doubt will work. plus i would feel like a flasher!! lol.

 

I do believe the majority of this problem is it is not the SP that are filling out their online profiles, so to appeal to as many punters as possible they are advertising more than the SP is willing to offer. The girl from SG didn't know her profile said A or CIM!!

 

i suppose the solution is to find someone with FRs stating size is no problem and a good reputation on here as well, the thing is to find one locally and is a bit easy on the eye!

 

Isn't it always the case that you finally find someone who ticks all the boxes then they move on after a couple of weeks...the last one was about 2 years ago though!

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This done correctly feels amazing, the problem I have found some some clients is they just want to shove it in. When for me, that's painful. Start off slowly then build up your speed :)

Size isn't a problem.

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Try Rebecca More she is well up for it and awesome with it.

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This done correctly feels amazing, the problem I have found some some clients is they just want to shove it in. When for me, that's painful. Start off slowly then build up your speed :)

Size isn't a problem.

 

That's my experience, the majority of my ex's have enjoyed it. Knowing it's going to happen and lube it up and away you go! My last GF actually got off on it. Unfortunately this is the only thing I miss about her. :D

 

So the hunt continues. I just wish we could do something about the false advertising I feel is going on.

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This done correctly feels amazing, the problem I have found some some clients is they just want to shove it in. When for me, that's painful. Start off slowly then build up your speed :)

Size isn't a problem.

Kim,

 

Welcome to the site. I hope you will continue with interesting stimulating posts like this.

 

Regards,

 

davidgood

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Yes Rebecca More is awesome,well up for Anal.

She has great tits and loves spunk. Need to visit her one last time before she retires.

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Yes Rebecca More is awesome,well up for Anal.

She has great tits and loves spunk. Need to visit her one last time before she retires.

How do you book someone like Rebecca? Her website looks professional and for viewing content only. Also I am guessing way out of my price range! lol.

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How do you book someone like Rebecca? Her website looks professional and for viewing content only. Also I am guessing way out of my price range! lol.

 

She is on Adultwork as RebeccaMore.  Plenty of escorting feedback and field reports showing that she is very bookable (for a few more weeks anyway).  £250ph all-in which may or may not be out of your price range but is more than fair for the quality and range of service she offers.

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I enjoy anal but never go to any punt expecting to have it, but during the action a polite enquiry can often yield the yes answer but if its no on the day it doesn't bother me at all. This has even been known to work with ladies that don't offically offer it but can be persuaded on the right day. 

 

I think its wrong to over-plan punts as disappointment will always be around the corner.

 

Its true that there are specialists who love it and will take on most guys, and even girls that would prefer that you do it that way, and if that is want you want, there's only one word.. research, research, research, research, etc

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Yes Kim very true,if done correctly it's magical.All shapes and sizes are welcome. :P

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This done correctly feels amazing, the problem I have found some some clients is they just want to shove it in. When for me, that's painful. Start off slowly then build up your speed :)

Size isn't a problem.

It's not the same for all ladies though. Some cannot take the larger Willy's no matter how slowly or carefully you build up to it. We are all different, I offer this also but cannot take larger Willy's as a burning feeling sets in that does not abate. Medium and smaller though and it's a systems go x

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You could try Taylor at exclusive girls in chobham, she specialises in anal, I have seen her, not for anal, she almost seemed disappointed..lol...lovely girl though!!

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hey folks, well, another disappointment for me last week. A lady down in Southampton advertised on AW with A levels. I texted and absolutely got 'them' to confirm A levels on offer, I even warned them that it was a pre-requisite to a booking and got a Yes.

 

Arrived, and low and behold it was a no. She was a beauty and had an enjoyable punt but arrrgh!

 

So, there seems to be a number of EE (I could get country specific but best not) ladies working in the UK with other people managing their AW profiles and texts, clearly. They stay for a couple of weeks at a time and move around a lot.

 

I completely take onboard the expectation of a punt and this makes absolute sense, but I dunno, if you are paying for a service advertised...I've managed to convince all my GFs to try A....can't seem to get a WG too. I must be losing my charm. :(

 

Thank you for the other recommendations and PMs received. Maybe I'll strike lucky soon.

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hey folks, well, another disappointment for me last week. A lady down in Southampton advertised on AW with A levels. I texted and absolutely got 'them' to confirm A levels on offer, I even warned them that it was a pre-requisite to a booking and got a Yes.

 

Arrived, and low and behold it was a no. She was a beauty and had an enjoyable punt but arrrgh!

 

Since you did not just walk out they will continue to list it with impunity.

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Had I walked, I really don't think it would have made a difference. Plenty more queuing up and the minority ask for A levels I would imagine. I should have possibly, but I've yet to ever walk....decision often made with the wrong head! :P

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Hi thekman,

 

I love anal and over the years I have had refusals but for me too it is difficult to walk away unless the woman or premises are really bad.

 

I try to ensure success by lots of research and when I find ladies who enjoy anal I try to go back to them when I can as you know it will be virtually guaranteed.

 

I agree there are lots of profiles which are not as truthful as they should be but with something like anal you have to accept that it must be at the lady's discretion.

 

I think one of your problems may be the ' I like them young and thin' requirement. Finding girls who are like that and enjoy anal is difficult and when you do find them they are more likely to be the ones who will only do it, if they actually do it, with guys who are below average. I had that experience with the lovely Hot Katalina of North London, so I ended up with a quick deep mish.

 

There are lots of ladies across the Country I could recommend -just look at my FRs, but they probably do not match your exact requirements.

 

One lady I have seen a number of times, but not reported on is Angela of Maidstone as she is a genuine part time indie and does not publish her phone number. Angela is very slim and has no problems with well endowed guys but she is probably too old for you.  Bizarrely  she is not as old as her profile, only 40s, but the person who does her AW profile, as she can't cope with it herself due to time, family, real work etc, persuaded her that a higher age on her new profile would encourage young guys. Given the feedback she has had in the past few months that seems to be working, along with her reasonable pricing.

 

In Aldershot there is Scottish Jacquie (?) who is very slim but again she will be too old for you.

 

Good luck with your search, I hope you find the right girl soon. If you do, stick with her as long as you can as I find it is the young and slim ones who do not stay around long term eg Ginny from Finchley.

 

Regards,

 

davidgood

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hey folks, well, another disappointment for me last week. A lady down in Southampton advertised on AW with A levels. I texted and absolutely got 'them' to confirm A levels on offer, I even warned them that it was a pre-requisite to a booking and got a Yes.

 

Arrived, and low and behold it was a no. She was a beauty and had an enjoyable punt but arrrgh!

 

So, there seems to be a number of EE (I could get country specific but best not) ladies working in the UK with other people managing their AW profiles and texts, clearly. They stay for a couple of weeks at a time and move around a lot.

 

I completely take onboard the expectation of a punt and this makes absolute sense, but I dunno, if you are paying for a service advertised...I've managed to convince all my GFs to try A....can't seem to get a WG too. I must be losing my charm. :(

 

Thank you for the other recommendations and PMs received. Maybe I'll strike lucky soon.

Did you not ask for the money back (or was the service included in the hourly rate)? I've never had a problem as all girls offering a level that I've seen charge extra for it so if I don't fit I get that fee back, all you have to do is ask if they don't offer to as you are well within reason to imo

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Hi thekman,

 

I love anal and over the years I have had refusals but for me too it is difficult to walk away unless the woman or premises are really bad.

 

I try to ensure success by lots of research and when I find ladies who enjoy anal I try to go back to them when I can as you know it will be virtually guaranteed.

 

I agree there are lots of profiles which are not as truthful as they should be but with something like anal you have to accept that it must be at the lady's discretion.

 

I think one of your problems may be the ' I like them young and thin' requirement. Finding girls who are like that and enjoy anal is difficult and when you do find them they are more likely to be the ones who will only do it, if they actually do it, with guys who are below average. I had that experience with the lovely Hot Katalina of North London, so I ended up with a quick deep mish.

 

There are lots of ladies across the Country I could recommend -just look at my FRs, but they probably do not match your exact requirements.

 

One lady I have seen a number of times, but not reported on is Angela of Maidstone as she is a genuine part time indie and does not publish her phone number. Angela is very slim and has no problems with well endowed guys but she is probably too old for you.  Bizarrely  she is not as old as her profile, only 40s, but the person who does her AW profile, as she can't cope with it herself due to time, family, real work etc, persuaded her that a higher age on her new profile would encourage young guys. Given the feedback she has had in the past few months that seems to be working, along with her reasonable pricing.

 

In Aldershot there is Scottish Jacquie (?) who is very slim but again she will be too old for you.

 

Good luck with your search, I hope you find the right girl soon. If you do, stick with her as long as you can as I find it is the young and slim ones who do not stay around long term eg Ginny from Finchley.

 

Regards,

 

davidgood

 

Hi, thanks for the detailed reply. Yup, I know I make it much more difficult for me when I require a younger lady offering anal. It has been achieved successfully a number of times and with some ladies I went back several times. However, of late, for the last year or so, there is an absolute absence in the local area. I'm an occasional punter and I am sure if I made the effort to travel into London I could find many but thats not really how punting fits in with me. 

 

My major gripe is the misleading AW profiles and honey traps of other people operating the contact numbers, the previously reputable surrey gems getting their profile so wrong was a real surprise and was the final straw hence i posted this thread.

 

For the last punt down in Southampton, I didn't walk because the lady in question was extremely attractive and I had an enjoyable punt. It's just amazing when I confirmed via text that they were on offer only to receive an absolute no when I arrive. But, it's horny idiots like me that make it profitable for them to do so. So I am my own worst enemy I suppose!

 

Thanks for your recommendations though, I'll do some research. :)

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