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It had to happen. A blackbird has appeared on the notorious other site, clad in a Berka! I kid you not! Lovely eyes but otherwise just one large bin liner. Not only that but her 'intimate photos', should you choose to pay to see them, will also be berka clad. I was tempted, just to see whether she was cross-eyed or would favour me with a seductive wink, but decided to have a nice glass of claret instead.. Anyway, NIK, go for i! If that doesn't send the old libido racing overtime, there's no hope for you!:)

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Is NIK into interspecies sex? ;)
NIK is out of sorts with sex. I thought this vision just might help restore his ardour.

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NIK is out of sorts with sex. I thought this vision just might help restore his ardour.

NIK should try ardour, it might get him fervour.

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NIK should try ardour, it might get him fervour.

Quite right. It is harder to get harder without ardour.;):rolleyes:

Perhaps we should call a WG in a Burqa a 'Sex Wurqa':rolleyes:

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NIK is out of sorts with sex. I thought this vision just might help restore his ardour.

A small, feathered avian friend in a bin bag? NIK has weird tastes... ;)

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A small, feathered avian friend in a bin bag? NIK has weird tastes... ;)

Sounds like one for Bill Oddie

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It had to happen. A blackbird has appeared on the notorious other site, clad in a Berka! I kid you not! Lovely eyes but otherwise just one large bin liner. Not only that but her 'intimate photos', should you choose to pay to see them, will also be berka clad. I was tempted, just to see whether she was cross-eyed or would favour me with a seductive wink, but decided to have a nice glass of claret instead.. Anyway, NIK, go for i! If that doesn't send the old libido racing overtime, there's no hope for you!:)

Just seen this thread after replying to your post in my fake tits thread.

I forgot to mention in that reply that I haven't actually looked at you know where for some time now as I can't be arsed with it.

However this might tempt me.

But on a serious note isn't the whole point of a burka supposed to be to protect a woman's modesty and preserve her for her husband?

Is this therefore actually for real, because if it is then that's the bloody living end on there :D Does she escort or is it just about selling private photos entrance (who the hell would buy ;))

Also I wonder what the fanatical Muslim god botherers would think about it.

At the very least they'd put out a death warrant as they do for just about anything else which they reckon insults their precious religion. :D

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Clever girl. I've noticed that women wearing burkas is starting to appear just under the radar as a fetish thing, I'm guessing from the attraction of a mix of forbidden fruit and the curiosity about what's underneath.

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Just seen this thread after replying to your post in my fake tits thread.

I forgot to mention in that reply that I haven't actually looked at you know where for some time now as I can't be arsed with it.

However this might tempt me.

But on a serious note isn't the whole point of a burka supposed to be to protect a woman's modesty and preserve her for her husband?

Is this therefore actually for real, because if it is then that's the bloody living end on there. Does she escort or is it just about selling private photos entrance (who the hell would buy ;))

Also I wonder what the fanatical Muslim god botherers would think about it.

At the very least they'd put out a death warrant as they do for just about anything else which they reckon insults their precious religion. :D

:D I actually paid to view her private gallery and it is hilarious. Although I am rarely at a loss for words, it left me absolutely speechless! Definitely right out of Monte Python. I suspect Terry Gilliam had too much free time recently and did the deed. As I said, it will give you a new perspective on punting - and you might even learn love the other site again. If you survive, be sure to file a FR. Lou will forgive you, I am sure.:)

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