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The Perfect Girlfriend Experience...

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I just spotted while browsing escort sites. Wow! She cooks, cleans, and does laundry as well!

"THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND *SPECIAL NEW PACKAGE*

The dream girlfriend is a package designed for those single men that live alone. I will come to your place, make you a home cooked meal. (groceries supplied by me) During which, you can watch your favorite sports game or play video games. I will cook and do light cleaning and up to 3 loads of laundry. Every once in a while sitting on your lap, or getting you a new beer. I will smile and giggle as I clean your place happily, making sure to get those low hard to dust spots- all while wearing the outfit of your choice. After your game is over and you have finished eating I will come and rub your shoulders and ask you about your day/week. Then we will commence to the bedroom and I will work out all of your tensions from your stressful week.

SPECIAL FOR THE HOLIDAY~ 5 Hour Date -"

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I wish I could get one like that. It would be "no sex love just do my bloody Ironing"!

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bloke sees this pretty girl crossing the road and notices she is close to being run over by a bus.  So he dives and pushed her onto the pavement.

They get up and she is clearly shaken so he takes her to a pub and gets her a brandy.

She says 'I am so grateful ofr you saving my like, i will do anything for you.  and I mean anything'

bloke thinks for a minute then says

'paint my house'

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I just spotted while browsing escort sites. Wow! She cooks, cleans, and does laundry as well!

"THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND *SPECIAL NEW PACKAGE*

The dream girlfriend is a package designed for those single men that live alone. I will come to your place, make you a home cooked meal. (groceries supplied by me) During which, you can watch your favorite sports game or play video games. I will cook and do light cleaning and up to 3 loads of laundry. Every once in a while sitting on your lap, or getting you a new beer. I will smile and giggle as I clean your place happily, making sure to get those low hard to dust spots- all while wearing the outfit of your choice. After your game is over and you have finished eating I will come and rub your shoulders and ask you about your day/week. Then we will commence to the bedroom and I will work out all of your tensions from your stressful week.

SPECIAL FOR THE HOLIDAY~ 5 Hour Date -"

Could you post her link WW? I want to book her for next week ^_^.

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Could you post her link WW? I want to book her for next week ^_^.

The hell with next week - I want to book  her tomorrow

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The Stepford Wives were just like this girl.  I wonder if she is also an automaton.

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i thought touting wasnt allowed  :mellow:

 

On a more serious note, if a punter wants this he probably has a girlfriend, admiitedly a mindless bimbo if this is someones idea of a relationship, but as someone said, stepford wives are attractive to some people.

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I wish I could get one like that. It would be "no sex love just do my bloody Ironing"!

bloody hell, my thought too...anyone here with an ironing fetish  :D

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not just an ironing fetish but a cleaning and cooking fetish

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reminds me of a tale I was told, probably an urban myth. apparently a house of ill repute near to a laundry offered a tea and toast service to single gents doing their washing. The men could sit and watch tv whilst being served tea by the ladies. They could keep an eye on the washing machines through the window. It was very popular, so sayeth the guy who told me. but he never said where it was so it is probably a wind up.

Pity really

ps, I do all my own ironing and washing, any wgs who want to use my skills and will say thank you in a very special way, please form a queue below the flying pigs!!!

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Here, I found some more. It seems the punters of this area has housewife fetish...

"My Signature Touch

The Perfect Evening I will personally make you a homemade dinner in your home. No need to worry about the grocery list, I will pick up fresh groceries on my way! Cooking is something I love to do, and would be happy to melt you away with all of my many talents. Whether you prefer to kick back and enjoy being catered to or to keep me company in the kitchen, either way can be accommodated. I want you to be able to feel like a King for the evening! You will get your dinner and your dessert, and be able to eat them too!!! This is a 4hr date...

Your Dream Girl This is for the single guy that works too much... Not only will I make you a homemade meal and give you dessert, I will also serve you cold beverages, rub your shoulders, and randomly sit on your lap(but not obstruct your view of your favorite sport game). In-between all of this I will do some light cleaning and 1-2 loads of laundry... With a smile and zero complaining!!! Your Dreamgirl is only available Saturday's or Sunday's. This is a 6hr date..."

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