ladyofthemansion

Ladies. Do you have an answer if you are rumbled?

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My many visits at a serviced apartment in Edinburgh sadly ends today. I have stayed here many times and always had an apartment at the back. This time they only had an apartment right next to the office. :D (Or maybe they gave me that deliberately as they were suspicious):D

The staff saw the numerous gentlemen coming in and out. I have just been told I am only welcome in future if it is just a vacation and that I have to ring the manager directly. Like I would come back knowing they know.:)

They still let me have a free late checkout(as requested yesterday). Maybe they are being nice so I wont trash the place, not that I would do that kind of thing. Have one more punter due and debating in my head whether to cancel him or not.

Ladies, do you have an answer or excuse ready if you get sussed out?

Am about to check out and OMG everybody is going to be looking at me and thinking I have shagged all those men. At my age lol. The max I do is hand jobs but am not going down to explain.

Also, any ladies who tour to Edinburgh, PM me if you want to know exactly where the place is as I would not want any of you to get caught too.

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Hi There, Contact Reena as she tours in aberdeen and she is there now xxx hope this helps xx

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to be honest hun, if been sussed out you really cannot provide an excuse i feel. Especially if you have been seen to be welcoming a few gentlemen to your room etc over the course of the day. Sadly we are not minded working, as long as not to be seen by the public eye and a lot of hotels/apartments etc are starting to be on the lookout for ladies like us. All i can reccommend is keep your chin up, see your last client and leave knowing that you have done your bit, you are doing nothing wrong except your job. I doubt they will have told reception about you hun. It wont be in their interests as they will just want you out of the building.

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As was suggested to me just now I could say I was a fortune teller. :D

Well I did have the men in the palm of my hand. :)

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Just tell them your a masseur and be all indignant and insulted that they would imply any wrong doing after all they are just guessing arnt they.xxx

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Oh yes,and demand the name and email address of someone above them as you want to submit a formal complain that a paying customer should be treated so disgracefully.x

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Oh yes,and demand the name and email address of someone above them as you want to submit a formal complain that a paying customer should be treated so disgracefully.x

Indeed, fight fire with fire. :):D:D

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Indeed, fight fire with fire. :):D;)

Yeah, show some spunk girl. :D

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My many visits at a serviced apartment in Edinburgh sadly ends today. I have stayed here many times and always had an apartment at the back. This time they only had an apartment right next to the office. (Or maybe they gave me that deliberately as they were suspicious)

The staff saw the numerous gentlemen coming in and out. I have just been told I am only welcome in future if it is just a vacation and that I have to ring the manager directly. Like I would come back knowing they know.:D

They still let me have a free late checkout(as requested yesterday). Maybe they are being nice so I wont trash the place, not that I would do that kind of thing. Have one more punter due and debating in my head whether to cancel him or not.

Ladies, do you have an answer or excuse ready if you get sussed out?

Am about to check out and OMG everybody is going to be looking at me and thinking I have shagged all those men. At my age lol. The max I do is hand jobs but am not going down to explain.

Also, any ladies who tour to Edinburgh, PM me if you want to know exactly where the place is as I would not want any of you to get caught too.

Oh dear, yet another pickle. Your like the NIK of the prostitutes, nothing ever goes right for you. Did they see a guy come to your room with 2 bottles of wine and leave annoyed and sober.

When you say just been told, what they came to your room:confused: They would not have you back for vacation surely. :D After all this time you have not got a cover story :)

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They probably have always known the reason why you were staying there, however, if like you said you saw alot of clients, it is rubbing their nose in it a little. Maybe you should have just seen a small number of gentlemen over a longer time period

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Surely there are other places you can take your business?

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I used a serviced apartment whilst waiting for my old apartment to finish being fixed and I got away with it for a few days but on the last day the knocked on the door and demanded to speak to me! I had a client already waiting in the bedroom.. I explained he was my boyfriend and my receptionist was just a friend and that we were all just hanging out luckily got away with it but never again if it had been an older client I don't know how I could have explained it.

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I used a serviced apartment whilst waiting for my old apartment to finish being fixed and I got away with it for a few days but on the last day the knocked on the door and demanded to speak to me! I had a client already waiting in the bedroom.. I explained he was my boyfriend and my receptionist was just a friend and that we were all just hanging out luckily got away with it but never again if it had been an older client I don't know how I could have explained it.

What do you think gave the game away?

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It is the worst part of the job. We try to use only people that know in advance what we do, costs more but worth it in the long run. It is normally a tip off that will get you moved on so chances are OP that someone had already told them and even if you only had one client that day they would have asked you to move on.

Having a story ready is OK but you can get taken surprise. We had a TV license Inspector turn up, A huge very bossy women. SHe was demanding to come in a telling me all the rights she had to enter my premises. I had olivia and a porn star Crystal in the middle of a two girl in our adapted lounge and told her that she would have to come back with a warrant or fine me there and then rather than allow her to enter the premises. We didn't have a TV but she would have certaily got a thrill. My heart still races now thinking about it, I must have looked a right twat one of the few times I have been lost for words.

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What do you think gave the game away?

Think it was the neighbours over the corridor from me! they seemed to be constantly spying.. I was discreet otherwise I only saw 4 clients a day spaced out and everything.

I think they had been monitoring me as I was in there for a week and had different guys going in day in day out.. x

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We had a TV license Inspector turn up, A huge very bossy women. SHe was demanding to come in a telling me all the rights she had to enter my premises.

Don't they have to give you some sort of statutory notice at all? :D Surely they can't be allowed to do that?

Maybe it's like the landlord inspection thing which gives you the impression they are allowed to visit provided they give 24h notice but you can just keep batting it back saying it's inconvenient.

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It is the worst part of the job. We try to use only people that know in advance what we do, costs more but worth it in the long run. It is normally a tip off that will get you moved on so chances are OP that someone had already told them and even if you only had one client that day they would have asked you to move on.

Having a story ready is OK but you can get taken surprise. We had a TV license Inspector turn up, A huge very bossy women. SHe was demanding to come in a telling me all the rights she had to enter my premises. I had olivia and a porn star Crystal in the middle of a two girl in our adapted lounge and told her that she would have to come back with a warrant or fine me there and then rather than allow her to enter the premises. We didn't have a TV but she would have certaily got a thrill. My heart still races now thinking about it, I must have looked a right twat one of the few times I have been lost for words.

OMG I forgot about that :D - that was a long time ago when we are the upstairs flat!! How flaky was that girl too! I remember another time at the Convent I had to let some fella in to do something with the radiators and it was a friend's dad working the job! Cringe. He came back the next day for a service but not with me I hid! Arrrgh. :)

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Yeah I guess that would do it LOL

Don't they have jobs to go to? Maybe you should have reported them to the DSS.

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best apartments are the self check in ones where you have a code to get in the door and go to a safe box to collect your key no one is around and its perfect only problem is when you actually want to speak to someone about something not working you cant actaully ever seem to get through to speak to anyone at all :D

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SHe was demanding to come in a telling me all the rights she had to enter my premises.

None whatsoever. They bullshit because, disgracefully, they are on commission.

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best apartments are the self check in ones where you have a code to get in the door and go to a safe box to collect your key no one is around and its perfect only problem is when you actually want to speak to someone about something not working you cant actaully ever seem to get through to speak to anyone at all :D

Problem is as well when you are in a hotel or apartment and need anything they wont always turn up during your timeframes when you dont have a punter in. The apartment I am in now needs things done but I will have to go without.

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Just tell them your a masseur and be all indignant and insulted that they would imply any wrong doing after all they are just guessing arnt they.xxx

Hi Lady, its probably a bit late now, but I totally agree with both of Chloe's suggestions: you're a legitimate massage therapist helping people with stress and aching muscles, and you're outraged by the smutty minds of the people who run the place. Show them your massage table and tunic, they can hardly argue with that. Even now it may not be too late to contact the management and say you were too shocked an humiliated at the time to refute their narrow minded assumptions, in the hope they might change their minds for next time.

Sorry you've been sussed, good luck in finding an Edinburgh alternative. :D

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admit nothing deny everything but have a reasonable cover story in place for multiple visitors such as interviews, counselling services, or giving advise of some sort and carry a brief case as well as laptop wearing a suit usually helps when I arrive for outcalls or do a tour.

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We had a TV license Inspector turn up, A huge very bossy women. SHe was demanding to come in a telling me all the rights she had to enter my premises.

I am certain that TVlicencing have NO right to enter premises, unless they have a constable with them.

I for my part am answerable for premises that are not within the reception zone of any transmitter (except satellite, obviously) - whenever I get the letter threatening a visit from the Inspector, I reply encouraging him to come, but to be sure to bring boots and waterproofs! The buggers haven't yet come, alas.

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I am certain that TVlicencing have NO right to enter premises, unless they have a constable with them.

TV Licencing is a trading name of the BBC. It's the BBC that collects the TV Licence, or Tax, if you will.

They have no right of entry. If they want access to your premesis, then a warrant is required.

And if you don't have a licence, don't worry. There's only 26 detector vans, and they're only for PR!

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