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Another Pervy Question From A Pervert Pse Cim

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I think I watch too much porn as I constantly want to try stuff ive seen but am either to shy/ polite to ask in person as Im worried to offend or need the collective knowledge on here to help as I have had so many yes darling I do that for other services only to find they dont and be down on the cash for the disapointing punt.

I was watching Avy Scott last night do not a facial, but a CIM on her knees and with her tongue out and mouth open, then from 3-4 inches the guy cums onto her tongue and into her mouth and over her chin and she then BJs him with it all round her mouth. God she's a hottie.  :wub:

Love to do that, but asking that on the phone would get me hung up on I think as as you can see from this post I cant really pose the question that well either. After a lady in MK if possible.

Anyone know of a lady that would do this? Ive done CIM before but not that way and never had anyone happy to be a bit messy with it afterwards.  It may be a sneaky way of porn stars avoiding a facial I dont know. I also dont know if it has a name. lol

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Pervert out.

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I think I watch too much porn as I constantly want to try stuff ive seen but am either to shy/ polite to ask in person as Im worried to offend or need the collective knowledge on here to help as I have had so many yes darling I do that for other services only to find they dont and be down on the cash for the disapointing punt.

I was watching Avy Scott last night do not a facial, but a CIM on her knees and with her tongue out and mouth open, then from 3-4 inches the guy cums onto her tongue and into her mouth and over her chin and she then BJs him with it all round her mouth. God she's a hottie.  :wub:

Love to do that, but asking that on the phone would get me hung up on I think as as you can see from this post I cant really pose the question that well either. After a lady in MK if possible.

Anyone know of a lady that would do this? Ive done CIM before but not that way and never had anyone happy to be a bit messy with it afterwards.  It may be a sneaky way of porn stars avoiding a facial I dont know. I also dont know if it has a name. lol

Thanks

Pervert out.

 

What you suggest is indeed very hot. I have seen this many times on porn so it is nothing new but now you've got me think about having this too.

 

I guess ladies that do CIM / swallow, facials and snowballing should be able to provide such a service but how to ask them? I would be too embarrassed to ask such a question face to face with the escort; and asking for it over the phone, well that seems impossible and rude.

 

As for what this kind of BJ is called, I have no idea. How about Googling messy BJ or post-cum BJ?

 

Rest assured, if you think you are perverted, then rest assured you aren't the only one here.

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If you can remember the title of the movie and ask the lady on the phone if she knows of it that may help. That may be less embarrassing for you. 

 

If it were me I would just ask on the phone for what you describe and see what she says,

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Thanks asianbeast, that means a lot to hear Im not alone in thinking its hot. Also that you agree that its a bit rude to ask over the phone. I just think it sounds like Im after phone sex.


What you suggest is indeed very hot. I have seen this many times on porn so it is nothing new but now you've got me think about having this too.

 

I guess ladies that do CIM / swallow, facials and snowballing should be able to provide such a service but how to ask them? I would be too embarrassed to ask such a question face to face with the escort; and asking for it over the phone, well that seems impossible and rude.

 

As for what this kind of BJ is called, I have no idea. How about Googling messy BJ or post-cum BJ?

 

Rest assured, if you think you are perverted, then rest assured you aren't the only one here.

 

I never would have guessed it but wiki has the answer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cum_shot So its maybe called an oral cumshot?

 

So i may be able to use the picture or the link to ask, bit more convieinet than saying 12 minutes in the DVD chapter such and such. But thanks Paul,  lol

 

I think its how its done thats hot as Ive done a CIM before but the lady moves back her tongue (to avoid the taste maybe) or to avoid mess puts her lips over the end. So close but so far. lol   

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If a lady does CIM/CIF just ask her in the room, she is a WG not a pride and would of heard it all before.

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Trouble is with that is then Im in the room paid £60 £120 whatever and then been told sorry I dont do that in the room.

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Trouble is with that is then Im in the room paid £60 £120 whatever and then been told sorry I dont do that in the room.

 

So do a walk in, and ask, then you have no obligation to stay.

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So do a walk in, and ask, then you have no obligation to stay.

Maybe its our failing then but myself and also asianbeast both commented and agreed we 'would be too embarrassed to ask such a question face to face with the escort'.

 

Hence the question here I guess.

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Ive had too many ladies roll there eyes and tut when I have asked for anything other than vanilla things even if its been offered on their service list in the past. Thats probably where the reluctance comes from and maybe just bad luck on my part.

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I don't know how else to help hon, write it on a piece of paper, pass to the maid, and ask her to ask the girls? Maybe?

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Lol, thanks thats sweet. You're a sweetie. :P

 

Maybe you could PM me with who would be ok with it at your place? Then I can turn up with a glint in my eye and a skip to my step because I know you understand what Im after and wont be giving me a 'yes dear' generic answer that some places use to get me through the door.

 

Maybe thats another reason why I prefer no language barrier, i dunno.

 

This post thread has gone from pervy to me feeling like an awkward teen. :wacko:

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Maybe its our failing then but myself and also asianbeast both commented and agreed we 'would be too embarrassed to ask such a question face to face with the escort'.

 

Hence the question here I guess.

But if you are too embarrassed to ask then how are you going to not be too embarrassed to do it. Perhaps ask the agency by email to check which girls from your list of girls you like which girls are happy to do it. When you arrive ask the maid to double check with the girl that she will do what she has said (health and cleanliness okayed of course) and then ask that the girl not mention it in the room, just do it at the prescribed time? I dunno, all I can think of really advice wise here. 

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Your best chance is to go for a wg who does all the stuff, snowballing/CIM/facials/swallow and maybe has feedback confirming. 

 

I'm pretty shy but I had a fantasy porno scene where the girl gives oral to finish kneeling in front of me with her back to a mirror, my hands tied behind my back and I come over/in her mouth and face.

 

I confided my fantasy to two girls I knew and were both turned on in trying to replicate it. I sold it as a challenge!

 

So if you know girls who are pse types and offer those services just tell them of your fantasy if they do those things they won't be shrinking violets  :)

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Thanks Chloe. It probably is partly shyness and a silly gentlmanly thing that I have around ladies. Followed by a high and nawty sex drive that all fight tohether. lol

 

 

I always either get ignored (think im email wanking) or get a list that I could probably find on the site of all the CIM providers. Probably not even been asked.

 

.......it why as a rule i prefer an indy as they are actually answering the email requeat. But then you get the Romain/ other EE escorts that are beig answered by someone probably no even in the UK and you turn up and the lady doesnt even do OWO.

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Thanks thoroughbred. You sound like my kinda guy! Pervy! lol

 

I think the shyness does get in the way. Im also very OCD with cleanlyness and will wash and preen so much before a punt. Ideal punter for the ladies really in that sense, but it is harder for the shy guys I think and getting what Im actually after

 

Oh, I wish I wasnt such a dirty bugger.......... :blink:

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.......it why as a rule i prefer an indy as they are actually answering the email requeat. But then you get the Romain/ other EE escorts that are beig answered by someone probably no even in the UK and you turn up and the lady doesnt even do OWO.

Mmm well at the risk of the "usual suspects' disagreeing sarcastically with me there is only one way to remedy your last issue there and its to only book escorts who grew up with their first language being English x

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I find this quite odd. Aren't you forgetting punting is a commercial transaction? It's like being embarrassed to buy condoms...I mean, what's the point? Who cares what the girl who works in Boots is thinking (in my case, probably "I wish he'd give me one"). But seriously, first of all your request isn't even that outrageous. I mean in a business where anal sex is considered a near commonplace, having one's tongue splaffed on from a couple of feet's distance would, I suspect for the majority, not exactly be unsettling. And even if it was, why be embarrassed? I mean, you're in a room paying for sex to begin with...it's not like your reputation for probity and averageness is on the line. Yes, I do get that some people just have hang-ups and this is yours but really, it seems crazy to me. I've known a few girls quite well and I can't think of a single one who'd bat an eyelid at this request. As Autumn says, just ask.

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As has been said, use AW to search for ladies who offer OWO, CIM, Facials and you should be well away.

 

Confirm by text/e-mail.

 

Use independents.

 

Where are you based?

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I find this quite odd. Aren't you forgetting punting is a commercial transaction? It's like being embarrassed to buy condoms...I mean, what's the point? Who cares what the girl who works in Boots is thinking (in my case, probably "I wish he'd give me one"). But seriously, first of all your request isn't even that outrageous. I mean in a business where anal sex is considered a near commonplace, having one's tongue splaffed on from a couple of feet's distance would, I suspect for the majority, not exactly be unsettling. And even if it was, why be embarrassed? I mean, you're in a room paying for sex to begin with...it's not like your reputation for probity and averageness is on the line. Yes, I do get that some people just have hang-ups and this is yours but really, it seems crazy to me. I've known a few girls quite well and I can't think of a single one who'd bat an eyelid at this request. As Autumn says, just ask.

Splaffed!! **sniggers**   :D  :D

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@pollyp23 Im in MK, hence the post in the MK section. :P

 

@Lohengrin yeah, guess so. I just dont want to offend and dont want to treat the lady like an object or piece or meat or at least try not to make them feel like that. I think the sensative types just arent cut out for punting, im a bigger pussy than the pussy im paying for.... :(

 

I think i have had some bad experiences with ladies and one where the woman was off her tits on drugs and I left scratched from a massage after not even seeing a nipple £120 pounds down may lead to my 'hang-up' or the time i specifically went for a bj with a facial and ended up being told she was going out and didnt want to mess up her hair and make-up. That was confirmed by email and phone call that it was all ok.

 

Looks like it time to man up, get my tally-whacker out and spaffle like its going out of fashion. :ph34r:

 

My next post will be about how I offended a lady with my 1920's terminology........

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If a lady offers cim and facials I can't see ths being a big issue.Why don't you email her first?

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Even if you do live out the fantasy with a lady like the porn you have seen  its never like the movies is it!  When I had sex in the office it should have been like a porn movie but I got my leg stuck in the chair then nearly fell off another chair the table was very wobbly though it was going to collapse and I was worried that my router may get knocked over and broken!  Off the subject slightly!! More like one of those carry on films!    

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@Lohengrin yeah, guess so. I just dont want to offend 

 

Understood. I try very hard not to offend people too.

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Some punters need to man up, if you want a certain service then ask the lady, what's the worst that can happen, nailed to a cross?

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Some punters need to man up, if you want a certain service then ask the lady, what's the worst that can happen, nailed to a cross?

I'm pretty certain that would count as an extra.

To echo whats already been said,if you're to shy to even ask then how are you going to actually be able to go ahead and do it.

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