Lamorak

Now A Retired Milton Keynes Punter

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Not to sure which section this belongs in, but as a dedicated Milton Keynes punter I have posted it in the Milton Keynes section.

 

On Monday the 17th it was six months since my last punt, two weeks after this punt I had to endure my second session of major surgery in 2013. Now all is well and I am fully recovered, fit again and have been back at work for four months. During the two month recovery period when I was unable to drive and could not get out to punt, I was concentrating all my efforts on recovering from surgery and somehow lost my addiction to punting (yes I had become addicted). I have thought about punting again but always found something else to do when I had the opportunity. Now six months on, and at the age I am, its time to admit to myself I have effectively retired from punting. My punting career has not been that long with just over three and half years punting:

 

My first punt was on the 13th Oct 2009 and my last punt 17th August 2013

 

32 girls seen

 

134 punts totaling 234.75 hours and 43 Punternet Reviews written.

 

2009 = 6 punts totaling 9 hours

2010 = 38 punts totaling 60.75 hours

2011 = 36 punts totaling 67.25 hours (includes a 90 minute punt with Jasmine & Karolina)

2012 = 42 punts totaling 71.25 hours

2013 = 12 and 26.5 hrs (includes a 2 hour amazing punt with Emma & Amy)

 

All apart from one punt were in Milton Keynes at House of Divine, Annabellas Escorts, Decadentdivas, Milton Keynes Escorts and Madam Beckys Kittens.

 

So a very big thanks to all the staff and the maids for looking after me so well, and a special big thanks to the girls for dressing up in lingerie and stockings and indulging me in my fantasies - worth every pound (well thousands) and no regrets!

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Hey Lammy, I thought you hadn't been around for a while...good news you're OK and fully recovered from the ops!

 

Sad to hear about the retirement...I think a few of us were envious of your prodigious budget...but glad you spent it wisely and had some good times to look back on!! :)

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Ah Lammy Im glad to hear you are recovering well. Its certainly the end of a little MK era if you are retiring. Always the perfect gentleman. It was very nice to meet you once upon a time xxxx

 

Have fun finding other fun ways to spend all that spare cash…perhaps a few relaxing holidays while you recover to full speed x

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Good luck with the retirement and finding a variety of ways to fill the void left  from no longer indulging in our hobby.

Not sure if you've answered this one before but any Mk ladies that you didn't get to see that you wished you had?

Best wishes for the future.

Clark

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Glad to hear that the medical profession have worked their charm on you to good effect.

 

I hope that you enjoy a long and happy period of retirement, with many good memories of fun times with the lovely ladies from MK.

 

Good luck.

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"Wow" on two levels.  That is the definition of full-on, then the definition of full-off.  I must do the maths though: 234.75 *£100 = @23K ! I wonder how many can match that over that time frame.

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Ah Lammy Im glad to hear you are recovering well. Its certainly the end of a little MK era if you are retiring. Always the perfect gentleman. It was very nice to meet you once upon a time xxxx

 

Have fun finding other fun ways to spend all that spare cash…perhaps a few relaxing holidays while you recover to full speed x

Thanks Chloe. it was always nice to meet you to. We did have some laughs when you were running MKE.

 

I'm glad to say that I'm fully recovered and planning to retire from work later this year. As for other ways to spend my spare cash - a new kitchen, new car and something I've always wanted to do, build a fine scale model railway!

 

.......from punting to model railway nerd - what a change of hobbies!

 

Good luck with the retirement and finding a variety of ways to fill the void left  from no longer indulging in our hobby.

Not sure if you've answered this one before but any Mk ladies that you didn't get to see that you wished you had?

Best wishes for the future.

Clark

MK ladies I didn't get to see but wished I had:

 

Izabel, with her new enhanced boobs and dressed in sexy lingerie and stockings, one sexy lady I missed out on.

 

Other regrets:

 

Jade, was a regular, however just before she went back to Brazil towards the end of 2012, I booked her for 2 hour punts on three successive weeks only for her to cancel her MK punts. So 3 punts I missed out on.

 

Laura, wished I'd seen more of her.

 

Emma, another regular and I would have booked to see her on her last day at Annabellas, unfortunately Mrs Lamorak had arranged for us to visit family on that day.

 

Last but not least, the hot, sexy brunette Angel, I wish I'd been able to see her more than the four times I did before she retired back in 2011.

 

Glad to hear that the medical profession have worked their charm on you to good effect.

 

I hope that you enjoy a long and happy period of retirement, with many good memories of fun times with the lovely ladies from MK.

 

Good luck.

Thanks and yes I have many happy memories and some interesting and funny things that happened during my punting career. 

 

"Wow" on two levels.  That is the definition of full-on, then the definition of full-off.  I must do the maths though: 234.75 *£100 = @23K ! I wonder how many can match that over that time frame.

*£100 should be *£120 (MK agencies hourly rate)

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Thanks Chloe. it was always nice to meet you to. We did have some laughs when you were running MKE.

 

I'm glad to say that I'm fully recovered and planning to retire from work later this year. As for other ways to spend my spare cash - a new kitchen, new car and something I've always wanted to do, build a fine scale model railway!

 

.......from punting to model railway nerd - what a change of hobbies!

 

MK ladies I didn't get to see but wished I had:

 

Izabel, with her new enhanced boobs and dressed in sexy lingerie and stockings, one sexy lady I missed out on.

 

Other regrets:

 

Jade, was a regular, however just before she went back to Brazil towards the end of 2012, I booked her for 2 hour punts on three successive weeks only for her to cancel her MK punts. So 3 punts I missed out on.

 

Laura, wished I'd seen more of her.

 

Emma, another regular and I would have booked to see her on her last day at Annabellas, unfortunately Mrs Lamorak had arranged for us to visit family on that day.

 

Last but not least, the hot, sexy brunette Angel, I wish I'd been able to see her more than the four times I did before she retired back in 2011.

 

Thanks and yes I have many happy memories and some interesting and funny things that happened during my punting career. 

 

*£100 should be *£120 (MK agencies hourly rate)

Do you feel up to writing a book about your punting career?I am sure it would do well on Amazon!!

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.......from punting to model railway nerd - what a change of hobbies!

 

 

I don't know...I'm sure you can get a lot of pleasure watching a fully-laden loco go full-steam-ahead into a dark tunnel!!! :cool:

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If I was to really thank someone for recommending the perfect ladies, then it has to be Lamorak. Without his advice, I would have missed out on many fantastic punts. Lammy and I have many common sexual preferences, and he was my role model. Lammy has left a void for punters like me who drew inspiration from the man. I hope Lammy has made the right choice but punting is not like sport where retirement is usually final, so maybe he could returm to this hobby. If there was a lifetime punting achievement award, then Lammy would be my choice for it.

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Not to sure which section this belongs in, but as a dedicated Milton Keynes punter I have posted it in the Milton Keynes section.

 

On Monday the 17th it was six months since my last punt, two weeks after this punt I had to endure my second session of major surgery in 2013. Now all is well and I am fully recovered, fit again and have been back at work for four months. During the two month recovery period when I was unable to drive and could not get out to punt, I was concentrating all my efforts on recovering from surgery and somehow lost my addiction to punting (yes I had become addicted). I have thought about punting again but always found something else to do when I had the opportunity. Now six months on, and at the age I am, its time to admit to myself I have effectively retired from punting. My punting career has not been that long with just over three and half years punting:

 

My first punt was on the 13th Oct 2009 and my last punt 17th August 2013

 

32 girls seen

 

134 punts totaling 234.75 hours and 43 Punternet Reviews written.

 

2009 = 6 punts totaling 9 hours

2010 = 38 punts totaling 60.75 hours

2011 = 36 punts totaling 67.25 hours (includes a 90 minute punt with Jasmine & Karolina)

2012 = 42 punts totaling 71.25 hours

2013 = 12 and 26.5 hrs (includes a 2 hour amazing punt with Emma & Amy)

 

All apart from one punt were in Milton Keynes at House of Divine, Annabellas Escorts, Decadentdivas, Milton Keynes Escorts and Madam Beckys Kittens.

 

So a very big thanks to all the staff and the maids for looking after me so well, and a special big thanks to the girls for dressing up in lingerie and stockings and indulging me in my fantasies - worth every pound (well thousands) and no regrets!

 

 

Hope you find a new hobby that is just as fulfilling as this was for you for the time it lasted.

 

Good Luck and best Wishes Lamorak x

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Good to hear your well Lamorak, I can understand that you've lost the addiction to punting, many punters who do this hobby after a few years can take it or leave it, it's like the kid in a Sweety shop analogy, when your new to the hobby you can have a sort of addiction to punting regular. So if you don't punt again fair enough, but why have you ruled out a punt now and again in the future?

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I'm not really surprised you've reached the conclusion you have. Although it's a pity an unfortunate event (surgery) apparently drove you to it, punting -- I have found -- is very much subject to the law of diminishing returns. I've never seen a need to say "I've retired" because as Jerboa implies, there's no advantage to doing so. If and when the mood takes me, I can always just have a punt. But the reality is these days I have the budget but not the will. Even though I have a vaguely "regular" girl I could see (and whom I like a lot), I no longer really feel moved to have impersonal sex with her for money so, increasingly, I just don't punt. Nothing for 3 or 4 weeks now, in spite of multiple opportunities. Last Saturday she was working and I was half a mile from her door but I simply felt no urge to visit. The alternatives -- be they train sets or a good book -- are both more rewarding and are for that matter still there the next morning. Enjoy your retirement (or whatever you want to call it.) Punting, as I have often said, is a pyrrhic victory. It can be fabulously enjoyable but the thrill definitely has a shelf life. I fear I may be growing up after all these years. I won't stop, but I think my activities will dwindle to a handful of punts a year.

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I'm not really surprised you've reached the conclusion you have. Although it's a pity an unfortunate event (surgery) apparently drove you to it, punting -- I have found -- is very much subject to the law of diminishing returns. I've never seen a need to say "I've retired" because as Jerboa implies, there's no advantage to doing so. If and when the mood takes me, I can always just have a punt. But the reality is these days I have the budget but not the will. Even though I have a vaguely "regular" girl I could see (and whom I like a lot), I no longer really feel moved to have impersonal sex with her for money so, increasingly, I just don't punt. Nothing for 3 or 4 weeks now, in spite of multiple opportunities. Last Saturday she was working and I was half a mile from her door but I simply felt no urge to visit. The alternatives -- be they train sets or a good book -- are both more rewarding and are for that matter still there the next morning. Enjoy your retirement (or whatever you want to call it.) Punting, as I have often said, is a pyrrhic victory. It can be fabulously enjoyable but the thrill definitely has a shelf life. I fear I may be growing up after all these years. I won't stop, but I think my activities will dwindle to a handful of punts a year.

 

 

 

   What a sad post -    to say a train set or a good book is more rewarding than punting leaves me lost for words . 

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   What a sad post -    to say a train set or a good book is more rewarding than punting leaves me lost for words . 

 

Wow! I would say the reverse. Even at the very height of my punting days, when I was seeing beautiful girls two or three times a week, I still would have said a good book was far, far more rewarding. Nothing I have done in bed with a working girl has come even vaguely close to raising the emotions that Crime and Punishment, or The Corrections, or any number of other books have raised in me. Without in any way making a personal attack, I would say your post, not mine, is absolutely tragic.

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You morose punters need to get down to a party before I put you all on suicide watch!! :P;):D

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Do you feel up to writing a book about your punting career?I am sure it would do well on Amazon!!

 

Oh dear, I really do not mean to be rude because I too was really pleased to see Lamorak posting again and clearly on the way to recovery,

 

But to say his experiences as he himself records them is the stuff of a book is wide of the mark.

 

What about a punter who has, say, started from car fumbles on a street scene with narrow escapes or collaring from patrolling police and the sad or life-enhancing stories of the girls involved. Then the foreign trips finding out how differently things are done in places like USA, India, Germany, The Netherlands. Included of course can be the gentrification of the business such as in MK (via the sort of wild west goings on between parlours that madam Becky details in her book). Hotel pick ups, famously around Park lane but surely in hotel bars around the country. Outdoor meets can go in there and a wide range of parlours from the luxurious to the prison-like. And even dipping a toe into ts experiences.

 

Not me, if that's what you think I getting towards, but there are punters who will have experienced that sort of breadth of experience - and that IS a book I would want to read.

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   What a sad post -    to say a train set or a good book is more rewarding than punting leaves me lost for words . 

 

But unsurprisingly, it is a singular view expressed as a truth of our times from someone who will happily lump you and me as part of a witless load of punters who can't put a cohesive thread discussion together.

 

See Porker Paul's signature.

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But unsurprisingly, it is a singular view expressed as a truth of our times from someone who will happily lump you and me as part of a witless load of punters who can't put a cohesive thread discussion together.

 

See Porker Paul's signature.

 

 

    Yeah ,  I've seen Pauls signature and it's so true .  

 

   I'm surprised that no-one has picked up on  Lohengrin's signature .   Is this what the final destination for burnt out jaded punters is ? To carry the banner of well known wg s to earn favor . How low can you go  ?  

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I just saw a review on her on the other site. No not Adultwork and it almost makes you want to give up punting

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But unsurprisingly, it is a singular view expressed as a truth of our times from someone who will happily lump you and me as part of a witless load of punters who can't put a cohesive thread discussion together.

 

See Porker Paul's signature.

 

 

    Yeah ,  I've seen Pauls signature and it's so true .  

 

   I'm surprised that no-one has picked up on  Lohengrin's signature .   Is this what the final destination for burnt out jaded punters is ? To carry the banner of well known wg s to earn favor . How low can you go  ?  

Thanks guys.I would give you both an up arrow but I have used my daily ration already.

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Thanks guys.I would give you both an up arrow but I have used my daily ration already.

 

I will enjoy spending your generous thanks on a slap up meal, a boozy afternoon in a pub with sport on the TV screens and a string of voluptuous ladies who are that sort of girl.

 

I am mis-quoting but inspired by a closing line from an epsiode of It Takes a Thief starring Robert Warner about 40 years ago - you can't buy much with a thanks.

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    Yeah ,  I've seen Pauls signature and it's so true .  

 

   I'm surprised that no-one has picked up on  Lohengrin's signature .   Is this what the final destination for burnt out jaded punters is ? To carry the banner of well known wg s to earn favor . How low can you go  ?  

 

I think most people have picked up on it. And they know a sense of humour when they see one, too. 

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    Yeah ,  I've seen Pauls signature and it's so true .  

 

   I'm surprised that no-one has picked up on  Lohengrin's signature .   Is this what the final destination for burnt out jaded punters is ? To carry the banner of well known wg s to earn favor . How low can you go  ?  

You do realise that L is not a client of mine dont you? No..okay, well this is me informing you officially. Get  a sense of humour…pound shop have them in stock x

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You do realise that L is not a client of mine dont you? No..okay, well this is me informing you officially. Get  a sense of humour…pound shop have them in stock x

How much do they cost? Some of us are a little short of cash right now, so these things matter.

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