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What To Wear?

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there have been plenty of threads about what we chaps enjoy seeing our chosen escorts wearing, not just on arrival but during the action.

 

I have yet to see any thread asking the ladies how they like their dates to dress as they arrive.

 

When I was working I used to arrive in a suit or sports jacket complete with collar and tie. Now I'm retired I never wear a collar and tie, so dress in smart open neck shirt, chino's and deck shoes with a coat as appropriate to the climate.

 

Do the ladies prefer the smart, formal, casual, grunge or any other look?

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I'm not bothered you won't be wearing it for long :)

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not tight jeans hell of a game to get off

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not tight jeans hell of a game to get off

 

Hey! I've never had a wg ripping my pants off. Why not?

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iv had lots of punters ripping my pants off so sometimes its my turn I like the ones that hold on to their underpants so they don't come down as well

don't know why im going to see it any way

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The funniest guys are the ones that go for a shower then come back out with their pants back on...maybe they just like to have them taken down.

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The funniest guys are the ones that go for a shower then come back out with their pants back on...maybe they just like to have them taken down.

Many of us enjoy the mutual undressing that precedes a good bout of rumpy pumpy,  so I can understand why a guy might put a few clothes back on.

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or is tie

 

Someone came out of the shower wearing his pants, his socks and a tie? Who was it, Benny Hill?

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Winter time I usually wear casual but plain. Which means black jeans, black trainers with a plain long sleeve t-shirt and shirt over it. In summer its chinos and a plain colour t-shirt. 

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paul, ladies don't want guys to arrive wearing a basement cap etc especially if they are visiting an in call and if they are a new client as it may unnerve the girl before the session has begun. Safety is everything in this business especially at LLL. My recommendation to men would be to dress smart casual , office attire isn't essential obvs but I hear some girls like it when a man wears a tie as she can use it for games in the bedroom wink wink! kate

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I LOVE   a man in a suit drives me wild x

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In the end, what they want us to wear is irrelevant. We will be wearing whatever fits in with our alibi.

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I don't wear a tie now a days but I may do now that Kate has suggested.  Any suggestions on how we can use the tie!  Perhaps not a silk tie as it might get messed up!  I did turn up in my smelly dog walking coat once and explained that I had got the dog in the back of the car and not to get too close to the coat!  I think she thought I was a bit odd! Woof Woof !!    

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there have been plenty of threads about what we chaps enjoy seeing our chosen escorts wearing, not just on arrival but during the action.

 

I have yet to see any thread asking the ladies how they like their dates to dress as they arrive.

 

When I was working I used to arrive in a suit or sports jacket complete with collar and tie. Now I'm retired I never wear a collar and tie, so dress in smart open neck shirt, chino's and deck shoes with a coat as appropriate to the climate.

 

Do the ladies prefer the smart, formal, casual, grunge or any other look?

It's more what they have on underneath that caused me problems. For example I fell about laughing once when one guy had the tiniest thong on. His balls were hanging either side and the string bit went right up his crack, must have been hurting him and all I could do was fall about laughing, he wasn't very impressed, neither was the guy with hold ups on his socks. :)

 

On the door step it didn't matter as long as they weren't naked or wearing one of those lime green mankini things.

 

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paul, ladies don't want guys to arrive wearing a basement cap etc especially if they are visiting an in call and if they are a new client as it may unnerve the girl before the session has begun. Safety is everything in this business especially at LLL. My recommendation to men would be to dress smart casual , office attire isn't essential obvs but I hear some girls like it when a man wears a tie as she can use it for games in the bedroom wink wink! kate

So my deep sea diving kit might be thought to be a bit OTT!

 

I will bin my "basement cap" this very evening and get out my baseball cap, which, to promote my "dahn wiv da kidz" image, I shall wear arse about face! :P

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paul, ladies don't want guys to arrive wearing a basement cap etc especially if they are visiting an in call and if they are a new client as it may unnerve the girl before the session has begun. Safety is everything in this business especially at LLL. My recommendation to men would be to dress smart casual , office attire isn't essential obvs but I hear some girls like it when a man wears a tie as she can use it for games in the bedroom wink wink! kate

 

I usually visit ladies during office hours, so am nearly always dressed in suit and tie. One of my stand out memories is a young escort standing in her heels and dress, leaning on a side table, boobs exposed, knickers half way down her calves and pulling me into her by my tie to kiss her !  Oh man !!

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So my deep sea diving kit might be thought to be a bit OTT!

I will bin my "basement cap" this very evening and get out my baseball cap, which, to promote my "dahn wiv da kidz" image, I shall wear arse about face! :P

You beat me too it...was going to say that would be rather heavy on your head lol

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I suspect that your chosen escort doesn't mind what you wear provided:-

a. The clothing isn't outrageous and wouldn't attract attention, and,

b. You and the clothes are clean.

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Yeah, I couldn't give a toss what my clients wear, It;s sweet if a man goes out of his way to dress up, but it's not necessary and I'd prefer they wore whatever made them most comfortable!

 

That said, I have seen some grotty ole pants in my time which I would have done without!

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I LOVE   a man in a suit drives me wild x

So I can turn up in my birthday suit? :P

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if u wish may make the neigbours stare though :wub:

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Yeah, I couldn't give a toss what my clients wear, It;s sweet if a man goes out of his way to dress up, but it's not necessary and I'd prefer they wore whatever made them most comfortable!

 

That said, I have seen some grotty ole pants in my time which I would have done without!

Question is...did you sniff them..?

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It doesn't really matter how the guy is dressed if he is clean.  Although I prefer guys in a suit or at least smart casual.  I remember I met once a guy who was dressed as if he was going to the beach: needless to say he gave the impression that he just liked messing around and he was rather old.  Probably he lived locally and he decided to waste somebody else's time.

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