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Have You Ever Upset/pissed Off A Escort Before/during A Booking?

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I had a 2 hour outcall hotel booking last night. When I met up with the girl in the bar downstairs & we greeted each other with a kiss on the cheek I smelt cigarettes on her breath & clothes. During  our pre punt chat in the bar she said she was worried she might have been late as she was running around doing some personal stuff. I also mentioned I was a non smoker & she said don't worry I will not smoke during the time she was with me ( Was hoping she might have taken the hint that she needed to freshen up !!)

 

Once we got in the room I was hoping she would ask for a Shower (she didn't) or would use the mouthwash I placed on the sink in the bathroom (again she didn't), I asked if she would like to use the shower she said she had one before she left to come to me.... I decided then to ask her as she was a smoker would she use the mouth wash .... she got the hump but did go stomping off into the bath room & came back "fresher" & we proceeded to have a great energetic session.

 

As She got dressed & was about to leave I produced a chanel "goodie bag" with perfume & creams etc as on her profile I saw she said she like this sort of stuff.... she stood there moaned that I accused her of smelling at the start of the booking that's why I had given her this present, started to stomp off out of the door.... stopped turned back picked up the chanel bag & walked out of the room. !!

 

Found it funny.

 

( no review going up as she is on AW & does not advertise her number )

 

Have you guys ever upset/pissed off a Escort before/start of/during or end of a booking? ... Vice versa for the ladies.....

 

Have you girls ever upset/pissed off a Client before/start of/during or end of a booking?

 

 

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( no review going up as she is on AW & does not advertise her number )

 

 

Does she not have her number showing in her profile, seems strange, does she display her email address in her profile or is she hiding that also?

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That did make me laugh.  Sounds like you now know how a lot of the ladies feel when the guy won't take the hint that he should have a shower and they are forced to spell it out.

The incident from my punting that springs to mind in this regard was with one lady who I saw quite a few times but it took me a while to pick up that she really didn't like discussion of the money side of things.  On one occasion she had spontaneously moved into anal during the booking and at the end I thought it was right for me to give her the extra which she normally charged for that service so I put it on top of the standard fee which I had handed over at the start and she had just left on the side.  Unfortunately this did upset her and she grabbed the extra to hand back and was so flustered she picked up some of the rest with it and I had to force her to take back at least the proper standard fee.

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OOOPPPSSSSS big faux pas, Comical though as DanLeno says that many of the girls struggle to get clients to shower as they feel they are clean andsmell fine. Oh well if you do book her again make sure you tell her to gargle before meeting x

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Yes. I accidentally came really hard down the throat of lady while she was giving me deep throat. There was just nothing I could do l, I didn't even have time to warn her. She gave me an evil look but it was so sexy :) She refused to book me for a while after that. I had to seriously grovel to get a booking with her again. Worth it though ;)

Another time with a different lady I accidentally broke wind as she was giving me a blow job. I was laying on the bed with her knelt down between my legs. I had eaten some Heinz beans with chilli powder with my fried breakfast that morning and had be on the lash the night before. I let rip the loudest rasping guff that lasted at least 6 seconds and smelt like a fusion of rotten eggs and dead rats! Needless to say she jumped off the bed like it was her arse on fire and screamed at me to get out with a barrage of foreign insults. Polish I think though she said on her profile she was Italian. I couldn't blame her as the room smelt rancid and I was desperate for the toilet. I said it was ok I was leaving and apologised and told her not to worry to even keep the money for the full hour I paid for, we had only been going for 15 minutes. So I quickly got dressed and was clenching my buttocks as tightly as I could. I didn't think that I was going to be able to hold it in :( so I politely asked the lady if I could use her bathroom before I leave....that was the biggest mistake I made. She started screaming blue murder like I was attacking her and started to chase me out of the room with a rolled up trash magazine. As she was chasing me down the stairs some big ,burly,bold, tattooed metal face bloke came running out of the living room and towards me as I was just at the bottom of the stairs waiting to grab me but the girl said something at him in their language and he just started laughing robustly. " you are a shit man yes?" He laughed. Then they both started laughing and she told me to get out :( so I lost my money :( never got to enjoy the punt and I had a turtle head for 15 mins after desperately seeking a toilet. I eventually used a pub toilet. Something i can laugh about now but I was mortified at the time.

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Does she not have her number showing in her profile, seems strange, does she display her email address in her profile or is she hiding that also?

It's not really unusual - I've yet to see a wg off Adultwork who has displayed her phone number or any personal email address. Most have been part time indies so can only assume they prefer to conduct matters through the AW email/booking system.

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omg she seems like a rude girl pls don't stop giving presents to girls though especially chanel goodies. You are a gentleman . kate xxxx

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Yes. I accidentally came really hard down the throat of lady while she was giving me deep throat. There was just nothing I could do l, I didn't even have time to warn her. She gave me an evil look but it was so sexy :) She refused to book me for a while after that. I had to seriously grovel to get a booking with her again. Worth it though ;)

Another time with a different lady I accidentally broke wind as she was giving me a blow job. I was laying on the bed with her knelt down between my legs. I had eaten some Heinz beans with chilli powder with my fried breakfast that morning and had be on the lash the night before. I let rip the loudest rasping guff that lasted at least 6 seconds and smelt like a fusion of rotten eggs and dead rats! Needless to say she jumped off the bed like it was her arse on fire and screamed at me to get out with a barrage of foreign insults. Polish I think though she said on her profile she was Italian. I couldn't blame her as the room smelt rancid and I was desperate for the toilet. I said it was ok I was leaving and apologised and told her not to worry to even keep the money for the full hour I paid for, we had only been going for 15 minutes. So I quickly got dressed and was clenching my buttocks as tightly as I could. I didn't think that I was going to be able to hold it in :( so I politely asked the lady if I could use her bathroom before I leave....that was the biggest mistake I made. She started screaming blue murder like I was attacking her and started to chase me out of the room with a rolled up trash magazine. As she was chasing me down the stairs some big ,burly,bold, tattooed metal face bloke came running out of the living room and towards me as I was just at the bottom of the stairs waiting to grab me but the girl said something at him in their language and he just started laughing robustly. " you are a shit man yes?" He laughed. Then they both started laughing and she told me to get out :( so I lost my money :( never got to enjoy the punt and I had a turtle head for 15 mins after desperately seeking a toilet. I eventually used a pub toilet. Something i can laugh about now but I was mortified at the time.

Ha, fair play to you for posting about this. I guess there is a moral in there somewhere. Something along the lines of "He who goes on the lash the night before, has chilli beans for breakfast and does not evacuate before the punt will suffer mortification and lost funds".

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A guy phoned for a booking the other day and pissed me straight off. He asked if i was the girl in the pictures which isn't such an unusual question really so I told him of course. He then asked "oh yeah, what pictures have you got, what are you doing in them then". I didnt really get what he meant tbh so I asked him what he meant. He wanted me to prove that they were my pictures by telling him what poses I was pulling in them. Thats just taking the piss plus its bloody ridiculous as I could have just pulled the website up on my laptop. It was insulting. He said he had a mate who had been caught by a bait and switch, I asked him to prove it.

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I always have a lot of compassion for smokers, since it's an indication of somebody not coping very well with their stress levels. Poor girl. But being sniffy about a Chanel goody bag is pretty much unforgivable :lol:

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In the OP's situation I would have made it quite clear at the start that as a non-smoker you are sensitive to any smoke and could she have a quick shower. That way you are clarifying that you are sensitive to it and in future I'd book a non-smoker or at least specify any smoker needs to have a shower and mouthwash after their last cigarette. I've had a bloke give me the 3rd degree checking that I'm a non-smoker and haven't been near a cigarette since the last century. I once tried a cigarette 12 years ago, and before that about 15 years ago did smoke 2, 1 to see if I was missing anything, and another to try and get the attention of a man so guess I can't strictly say I've never smoked.

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kantos kan you are a funny man and I love your honesty! I cant imagine how I would react if a man broke wind when I went down of him omfg!  Have lovely sunday! KATE x

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Nothing quite like the experiences above, but went out with friends once and met a truly stunning lady, we chatted for a bit and my friends said that it was obvious she liked me a lot and I said "yeah right"....anyway as the night went on I found myself a little uneasy in her presence (no idea way), the night passed and we all made are way home...the very next day she called multiple times wanting to see me again so agreed to have a low key night out in a thai restaurant...this is when it got really bizarre...I found myself disagreeing with pretty much everything she said (we had conversation, debate and heated discussions)...surprised she didn't kick me under the table or stab me with her fork lol...

 

As the evening drew to an end she blurted out "Hero, I really like you, you are the first guy who's actually been totally honest with me, everyone else just nods there head and agrees with me"  

 

Waiting for a cab, she gave me one of the most passionate kisses of my life...the rest is history as they say...

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kantos kan you are a funny man and I love your honesty! I cant imagine how I would react if a man broke wind when I went down of him omfg!  Have lovely sunday! KATE x

In the interest of honesty (and preserving the hope that girls who read this might still see me), I have to point out that honkytonk was the phantom farter, not me :-)

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I don't mind smokers breath on the lady at all, maybe I'm immune to it or maybe my senses are elsewhere...I'm a non-smoker myself....but dislike the smell on clothes, how strange... 

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It depends on the lady but there is something about smokey breath that is actually quite sexy I am also a non smoker. A girl can also look incredibly sexy while smoking. It reminds me of snogging in my youth when it was deemed cool to smoke and girls smoked to look more grown up and sexy :)

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Oh honkytonk, that's the funniest thing I've read for AGES, I literally have tears of laughter, pffffffft.

I would have banished you to the toilet too, but only after I'd stopped laughing myself  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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omg of course girls will see you as you have a great sense of humous but if you had an 'accident' again during a booking you may indeed find it hard to make a booking if you mention you handle name   lol kate !   xxxxx

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Indeed I am the phantom fart arse and not Kantos Kan :) no more chilli beans for me :)

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I have been in a similar situation to Honkytonk. In my case I went to the toilet and produced a massive loose dump. I managed to get the window open while I cleaned myself up but then could not find a brush to clean the bowl. Eventually I gave up and left the toilet is quite a mess; but if there had been a brush I would have done the necessary.

 

Never went back to check if I might be unwelcome.

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omg poker paul that was definitely tmi for me! you have out me off the lunch I was cooking! :eek:   kate

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oh honky tonk sooooo you are are the phantom farter hey? im so sorry kantos kan I should have read thread fully from the beginning! kate

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meant to say you have put me off the lunch I was cooking obvs! never mind I forgive you    kate.  x

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omg poker paul that was definitely tmi for me! you have out me off the lunch I was cooking! :eek:   kate

That'll teach you to cook and read the web simultaneously. Good cooking deserves your full attention; your failure to devote sufficient energy to cooking your lunch meas that I don't feel obligated to apologise! ;)

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I actually a bloody good cook . im going to enjoy my lunch with a lovely glass of chilled Chablis just to piss you off he he!  kate

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