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Hookers With Fake Tan

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Do you know any hookers who wear fake tan and if so does it get messy when you see them?

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"Tis the season"

 

Don't worry, it will soon become glaringly obvious who is and who isn't once all the hookers  you have seen over the winter suddenly turn orange. Some tans stay on, some come off on the bedding as they are similar to hair dye, some are semi permanent and some are wash off ones. You would have to question the basic common sense of a hooker who wore a wash off tan to work as sweat in the summer washes it off too. Yes it can make a right bloody mess which is why any brothel who keeps a clean house bans wash off self tan. The semi permanent will be fine unless its a long hot sweaty overnight in which case there MAY be a slight discolouration on the sheets but nothing like the wash off stuff which was designed and created in hell so that the devil has someone to laugh at in the summer 

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Once we are well into the summer you can play the game of "spot the tan stains" on the feet and hands of girls who dont follow the instructions. The semi permanent stuff is supposed to be buffed down before you add each consecutive layer every few days to build up the tan. Those who dont exfoliate properly get a nice multilayered tanning effect much like that which denotes extreme weather conditions in rock to geologists and they may also have orange toe nails. Gloves are meant to be worn when applying so brown hand syndrome also comes into play where the palms of hands and between the fingers is actually browner than the rest of the body if slapped on fast before work without gloves.

 

There is spray tanning of course, this is only as good as the tanner though so if you see someone with what looks like dribble marks on her you know her spray tanner is shit, this only rubs off as with the semi permanent stuff. If she has a vague "corpse blue" tinge to her then you can be confident that her tanner is using up last years supply first as when it goes off this is what happens. If your girl cancels her booking then a few days later you see her with mid blue palms and soles then you know she was gotten thoroughly with the "out of date ten years ago" stuff as it turns you blue/green and I dont mean a mild version. She will have spent two days scrubbing the stuff off but it stays longer on palms and soles

 

Im sure you dont have to ask how i know all of this  :wacko:

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I've never had a problem with tan coming off, purely foundation, if you don't remember to wipe your neck it's a fecker to get off the inside of your collar.

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If I get a fake tan I get it sprayed on manually, then sleep in it over night then all the 'guide colour' (which is actually a lot darker brown when it first goes on so that the person spraying it on you doesnt make you too dark or go over the same place on you twice

1) washes off when I have a shower in the morn and it leaves a nice golden colour. That does not rub off at all, I like to get a real tan too but this weather does not allow it much. 

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I remember meeting a gorgeous girl a few years ago for a longish booking. My hands were black by the end of the booking. :D  Super escort too ! 

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I remember meeting a gorgeous girl a few years ago for a longish booking. My hands were black by the end of the booking. :D  Super escort too !

Maybe she'd just had a spray tan that day and not washed the surface colour off yet ;)

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i use  a fake tan as im soooo pale i apply it at night so the residue washes off in the shower in the morning ]

 

As long as applied night before and she has had a shower there should be no marks x

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I never sunbathe or use fake tan.I prefer to look pale and interesting.

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Just call me streaky chlo…it it can it will, if it can discolour..it will, if it can tan where its not meant too and miss where its intended for..it will. plus I go bright orange which doesnt look good with my hair. I did have a little stint of attempted fake tanning the summer before I took over mke…it was interesting and yes, I was turned blue by my friend. We dealt with the awful fact that I may have to walk into HOD the next day a delightful pale corpse colour by making smurf girl/earth girl jokes of 2 girl bookings and photoshoots,  mr D did pop up as we wondered if he would see the earning potential of it lol  :lol:. In the end it was okay though, we managed to scrub it off although I did have navy coloured palms and soles for about a week, i dont think anyone noticed  :ph34r:

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Dont use fake tan- I go sunbed instead. I know its not the healthiest option,but tan just looks more natural. 

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Dont use fake tan- I go sunbed instead. I know its not the healthiest option,but tan just looks more natural.

Yep I'm exactly the same. Plus it's a great way of getting vitamin D :). I used to keep up a good fake tan regime, but all the exfoliating, buffing, stripping off built up bits around fingers (for this I used a toothbrush and bleach) was too time consuming. Plus in my day job I have to wash my hands many many times a day, so I was left with white hands with an orangey rim around my wrists. So much easier to jump in a sunbed a couple of times a week.

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Sorry, just noticed. Hookers? HELLO I don't think that does make any difference in this instance whether  person is as OP mentioned ''a hooker'' or not. 

Whats all this need to emphasise  this obvious fact. Next topic will be hookers doing X or Y .

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Just call me streaky chlo…it it can it will, if it can discolour..it will, if it can tan where its not meant too and miss where its intended for..it will. plus I go bright orange which doesnt look good with my hair. I did have a little stint of attempted fake tanning the summer before I took over mke…it was interesting and yes, I was turned blue by my friend. We dealt with the awful fact that I may have to walk into HOD the next day a delightful pale corpse colour by making smurf girl/earth girl jokes of 2 girl bookings and photoshoots,  mr D did pop up as we wondered if he would see the earning potential of it lol  :lol:. In the end it was okay though, we managed to scrub it off although I did have navy coloured palms and soles for about a week, i dont think anyone noticed  :ph34r:

Could have been a great move.Hell,you can even get smurf porn :)

Back on topic.Imagine getting home with a couple of orange hand prints on your back

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I dont like fake tan at all...on sp's I mean.Sometimes I want to visit a pale lady, sometimes a naturally tanned lady.I like to see a real woman who looks like a human being.The more fakes a woman has the more it turns me off.The Natural look is always the best policy, for me anyway.

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I dont like fake tan at all...on sp's I mean.Sometimes I want to visit a pale lady, sometimes a naturally tanned lady.I like to see a real woman who looks like a human being.The more fakes a woman has the more it turns me off.The Natural look is always the best policy, for me anyway.

 

Does that extend to body hair? 

Quite apart from female beauty, I've always thought Nature doesn't deserve the reputation it seems to enjoy. Give me civilization and artifice any day.

With beauty, of course, the trick is to make it look natural, even though it isn't. There's a lovely Ben Jonson poem on the subject:

 

Still to be neat, still to be dressed,
As you were going to a feast;
Still to be powdered, still perfumed; 
Lady, it is to be presumed,
Though art's hid causes are not found,
All is not sweet, all is not sound.

 

Give me a look, give me a face,
That makes simplicity a grace;
Robes loosely flowing, hair as free;
Such sweet neglect more taketh me
                       Than all th'adulteries of art. 
They strike mine eyes, but not my heart.

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hands with an orangey rim around my wrists.

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere haha :-P

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I like fake tan as much as I like being called a hooker by someone who is not a sex worker and thus using as a derogative term.

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I never sunbathe or use fake tan.I prefer to look pale and interesting.

 I never sunbathe or use fake tan. I prefer to look pale and disinterested.

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How about clients with fake tans...just a thought!!! And before anyone asks, no i don't haha

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I don't believe a word of it Hero - you make Dale Winton look plae and pasty!

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Hahahahahahaha...

Secrets out lol :-P

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I prefer to look pale and disinterested.

Reminds me of a few EE girls I have seen from AW :D.

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Reminds me of a few EE girls I have seen from AW :D.

Just like Hero it looks like i have been rumbled too!!!!

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