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Most Boring Service Provider You Have Ever Wasted Money On.

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Please share.... Mine will be submitted after I take the wife to the garden centre and supermarket :(

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Thankfully I don't remember.......and don't intend to try!

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Pretty much every Eastern European escort, bar Lucia, has been a waste of time.  Grace was just plain moody.  Not the GFE I was after...

 

I do crave a young, naturally busty blonde but generally stick to Thais as the service is so much better.

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Thai Apple from Ace  Massage, found her looking at the clock twice and wanted to to massage most of the time and gave full service in the last 20 min of the hour and finished early.  Not bad looking but obviously older than her advertised age of 30. 

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I'm afraid I fell asleep and the whole punt was just a blur.

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Carly from Hamiltons about 2 months back. Depressingly boring. Should of known better than to think with the little man. 

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Again too many too mention but two spring to mind, Electra at Babylon an absolute waste of money and time and Lucy at Allure both total clock watchers and nothing exceptional yawn yawn yawn.

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Monica Allure - Independent EE girl.  Visited her last year.  Website seemed good so took a chance for two hour incall booking in London.  Flat small & dirty. only  dressed in regular day stuff, not interested in booking, no initiative or sexy approach.  just seemed totally bored so I left early

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haha too many as before but the most annoying are the girls from AW who promise so much and deliver so little. The worst was penny piper after her i was sooo put off from ee girlss

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Lucy at Allure?

Christ that's 300 quids worth of boredom!

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Carly of Hamiltons? Another 300 notes. What's going on?

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Carly of Hamiltons? Another 300 notes. What's going on?

 

Carly of Hamiltons? Another 300 notes. What's going on?

£300? She's put her prices up - by 50%! Thats very ironic as I can't imagine her ever being worth that on a good day. 

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@ boygenius69 I wanted to see Lucy @ Allure.  After what you've said, I'll see another girl instead.  Thanks ;)

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in response about carly, she has great feedback at LLL and is also on hamiltons . im quite shocked by the comments but ill take them on board. Her original fee was 250 im not aware that she used to advertise anywhere for 150. could you pls pm me to let me know where there is or was pls? kind regards kate xxx

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It was 200 a while back. I said she's increased her fee by 50% (of the original 200). 

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oh I was expecting a guy to reply about carly not another girl anyways thankyou i was aware of her being on under the duvet though, she will be 300 there soon too. have a great day. kate LLL xxx

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£140 Annabelle from AW.

Baffled by her high rating

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Thai Apple from Ace  Massage, found her looking at the clock twice and wanted to to massage most of the time and gave full service in the last 20 min of the hour and finished early.  Not bad looking but obviously older than her advertised age of 30. 

 

Have you submitted a review?

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Not submitted a review for Thai Apple as no one else seems to have mentioned her, I had two previous good visits and possibly she was just having a bad day when I saw her for a 3rd time.  As new to this forum I was not sure how much to post here or if more information is liked in the reviews.  If people are interested I can post a more detailed review however the bottom line was she seemed more interested in the money and may have had a busy day !  Would be interesting to see what others think.

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Btd, I've seen Lucy at Allure, I saw her in November last year- (she is/was also Lauren at Hamiltons) and I had a great experience. I think you also have to bear in mind that chemistry between people is different, some guys will prefer one girl to another, one guy will have a different experience from another guy with the same girl. Or maybe Lucy at Allure was having a bad day. I wouldn't necessarily take one person's opinion as gospel, even if they did have a disappointing experience.

 

I've also seen Carly, the problem was that she was older than I expected from her photos. She was very charming and chatty, but not really my type- I go for younger women. Again, she might be just the right cup of tea for another bloke but I think she should be classed as a 'mature escort' because she came across as being in her mid to late 30s to me (her profiles say 30).

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Mature Danie, an escort from West Kensington. Cold, damp, miserable shared flat that was matched by a cold, squalid hour of dreadful " pleasure".

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I can't imagine spending 300 quid for an hour with an sp when I can spend less and go to a party! Never mind spending that and it being a wg and she's having a bad day!

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