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Hi all,

I don't think a similar thread has been started so I created one. It'll be for us international punters to help each other with language difficulties or introduce vocabularies for others.

As for me, I can help with Thai; from the most formal to the most profane!

WW

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well for starters mr, fanny means bum in America but obviously pussy in England! bum actually means a homeless person in America too omg as if life wasn't complicated enough! kate   xxxx

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well for starters mr, fanny means bum in America but obviously pussy in England! bum actually means a homeless person in America too omg as if life wasn't complicated enough! kate   xxxx

Who was it who said something about two nations divided by a common language?

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Nations divided etc... So true!

Here in States;

punters self refer as either hobbyists or mongers. Owo is bbbj (Bare back..). Nobody knows wtf a WG is but use provider/escort. The filth are referred to as LE (law enforcement), DATY is most commonly used for cunni <'dining at the Y'>.... the list is endless!

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Why are names like pig and filth for police hate crines? We would never dare use similar offensive terms for etnic minorities or women

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Why are names like pig and filth for police hate crines? We would never dare use similar offensive terms for etnic minorities or women

 

Did you mean why are names like pig and filth not hate crimes? If so, its cos being a policeman/woman is not an inherent quality of that person's makeup. Instead, its a job, and you can change your job but you can't change your inherent quality (OK, you can have a sex change, but that's beside the point)

 

When people use terms like filth or pigs against the police, they're not expressing hatred against a section of humanity. They're expressing their contempt for the way the police force, as an institution within the political / legal makeup of this country, is being used to harass ordinary people

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Yes and No in Bulgaria

Be careful when nodding to mean "yes" and shaking your head when you mean "no" in Bulgaria--Bulgarians do it the opposite way!

 

Not when you meet Pixie . 

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I am sorry I did not write that correctly. In my opinion any name calling is wrong and just keeps the habit going until the vile names are back in fashion again 

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Yes and No in BulgariaBe careful when nodding to mean "yes" and shaking your head when you mean "no" in Bulgaria--Bulgarians do it the opposite way! Not when you meet Pixie . 

Ah Pixie ...... "can I fuck you know" she says (used to say), OK, if you must I responded ;)

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Ah Pixie ...... "can I fuck you know" she says (used to say), OK, if you must I responded ;)

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It ain't that complicated with British/Romanian girls . The first time i met the one& only (P) ,i asked her 69 OK??  Yes  of course,she responded with a sexy smile on her beautiful voice ..

It must must be the Essex Factor . .

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5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!??

A2M - Ass to Mouth

Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong)

Baht - Thai currency (about 40 to the US$)

Bar Fine - The fee you pay to compensate a bar owner for taking a lady away from her bar.

BBBJ - Bare back blow job (no condom)

BBBJCIM bare back blow job cum in mouth

BF - Bar fine or boy friend

BG - Bar girl

BiB - Boys in Brown (Policemen)

BJ - Blow job.

BM - Board Member

Boardies - Members of this forum

Boom Boom - Sex

Boomsing - German derivative of boom boom

BTW - By the way

Butterfly - term for a farang that changes ladies often

C4C - Cash For Cuddles... barfining/paying a girl for non-sexual reasons, maybe unplanned

Chat - Pattaya Chat Forum

Cheap Charlie (CC) - Somebody who like to spend as little money as possible.

Chugwow - masturbate or hand job

CIM - Come in mouth

Coyote - is a dancer in a bar who keeps her clothes on (think of the movie Coyote Ugly)

Darkside - 1. To partake in the services of a LB or 2. The area East of Sukhumvit

DATY - Dining at the Y (oral sex on a woman)

Farang - Thai word for foreigners

FLB - FLB Bar

Freelancer/FL - A lady who is not directly employed by a bar. They can be found in bars (where a BF is required), discos, Walking Street, Beach Road and probably just about everywhere else. Other than in a bar a BF is not payable.

FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

FWC - Fat White Chick

GF - Girl Friend

GFE - Girl friend experience

GG - Gogo Girl

Gik - Thai word for a friend you can fuck (without paying)

Hoy - Thai word for shell fish. Often used to refer to female genitalia.

IMHO - In my humble opinion

IMO - In my opinion

Issan - North east area of Thailand. Many BGs come from this area

Ka-toey - Ladyboy

Kee-nee-ow - Thai word for Cheap Charlie

Khmer - Cambodian

Lady Drink (LD) - A drink purchased for a bar girl. This is the method through which she earns money (through commissions) for spending time with customers.

Ladyboy - see Ka-toey

LB - Ladyboy

LBFM - Little brown fucking machine

LDOP - Lame dupe over payer - The guy that simply pays too much for everything a.k.a Two week millionaire

LOL - Laugh(ing) out loud

LOS - Land of smiles (ie Thailand)

LT - Long time. Usually this means taking the lady overnight.

Mamasan - Female manager in a bar. She manages the ladies in the bar and helps organise a lady of your choice if required.

Monger - Whore monger.

OP - opening post or original poster depending on how it is used.

OTOH - On the other hand

P4P - Pay for play (or pleasure)

PB - Pattaya Beach

PI - Philippines

Poo-chai - Thai word for boy/man

Poo-ying - Thai word for girl/woman

ROTFL(MFAO) - Rolling On the floor laughing (my fucking arse off)

Sabai dee - Thai term for feeling good.

Sanuk - Thai word for fun.

Secrets - Secrets Forum and bar

Smoke - Bar girl euphemism for blow job

SNAFU - Situation normal all fucked up

Soapy - An erotic massage that involves lots of soap and lots of body contact.

Song-taew --- Pickup truck with modified bed used as a taxi (a.k.a. Baht Bus)

Sponsor - A farang who sends a BG money from home. Usually to assist her to stop working in the bar.

ST - Short time. Usually this means a 'one shot' liason.

Starfish --- Girl which is unresponsive in bed

Talk - Pattaya Talk Forum

Teerak - Thai for darling.

TG - Thai Girl.

TGF - Thai girl friend

Ting tong - Thai word for crazy (also see Baa)

TiT - This is Thailand

YMMV - Your mileage may vary. Means your experience might not match my experience.

WTF - What the fuck

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Ah Pixie ...... "can I fuck you know" she says (used to say), OK, if you must I responded ;)

 

She doesn't have the copyright on that phrase. I've heard it from various lips over the years.

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Did you mean why are names like pig and filth not hate crimes? If so, its cos being a policeman/woman is not an inherent quality of that person's makeup. Instead, its a job, and you can change your job but you can't change your inherent quality (OK, you can have a sex change, but that's beside the point)

 

When people use terms like filth or pigs against the police, they're not expressing hatred against a section of humanity. They're expressing their contempt for the way the police force, as an institution within the political / legal makeup of this country, is being used to harass ordinary people

I beg to differ; when you see the amount of abominable behaviour perpetrated by Mr & Ms Plod over the years I am convinced that only a certain type of personality joins up.

 

To mention just a few

Ian Tomlinson

Blair Peach

Stephen Lawrence

Plebgate

The sale of Royal phone books to journalists

 

I could go on!

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"french" used to mean oral in soho and sheperd market... don't really hear it these days though... not sure if it was only used in walk ups or not?

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"french" used to mean oral in soho and sheperd market... don't really hear it these days though... not sure if it was only used in walk ups or not?

 

It is still used for OWO by the Americans.

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It is still used for OWO by the Americans.

Greek 4 A Level 

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5 - Five in the Thai language is haa. Hence 555 is hahaha, get it!!??

A2M - Ass to Mouth

Baa - impolite Thai word for crazy (see also Ting tong)

Baht - Thai currency (about 40 to the US$)

Bar Fine - The fee you pay to compensate a bar owner for taking a lady away from her bar.

BBBJ - Bare back blow job (no condom)

BBBJCIM bare back blow job cum in mouth

BF - Bar fine or boy friend

BG - Bar girl

BiB - Boys in Brown (Policemen)

BJ - Blow job.

BM - Board Member

Boardies - Members of this forum

Boom Boom - Sex

Boomsing - German derivative of boom boom

BTW - By the way

Butterfly - term for a farang that changes ladies often

C4C - Cash For Cuddles... barfining/paying a girl for non-sexual reasons, maybe unplanned

Chat - Pattaya Chat Forum

Cheap Charlie (CC) - Somebody who like to spend as little money as possible.

Chugwow - masturbate or hand job

CIM - Come in mouth

Coyote - is a dancer in a bar who keeps her clothes on (think of the movie Coyote Ugly)

Darkside - 1. To partake in the services of a LB or 2. The area East of Sukhumvit

DATY - Dining at the Y (oral sex on a woman)

Farang - Thai word for foreigners

FLB - FLB Bar

Freelancer/FL - A lady who is not directly employed by a bar. They can be found in bars (where a BF is required), discos, Walking Street, Beach Road and probably just about everywhere else. Other than in a bar a BF is not payable.

FUBAR - Fucked up beyond all recognition

FWC - Fat White Chick

GF - Girl Friend

GFE - Girl friend experience

GG - Gogo Girl

Gik - Thai word for a friend you can fuck (without paying)

Hoy - Thai word for shell fish. Often used to refer to female genitalia.

IMHO - In my humble opinion

IMO - In my opinion

Issan - North east area of Thailand. Many BGs come from this area

Ka-toey - Ladyboy

Kee-nee-ow - Thai word for Cheap Charlie

Khmer - Cambodian

Lady Drink (LD) - A drink purchased for a bar girl. This is the method through which she earns money (through commissions) for spending time with customers.

Ladyboy - see Ka-toey

LB - Ladyboy

LBFM - Little brown fucking machine

LDOP - Lame dupe over payer - The guy that simply pays too much for everything a.k.a Two week millionaire

LOL - Laugh(ing) out loud

LOS - Land of smiles (ie Thailand)

LT - Long time. Usually this means taking the lady overnight.

Mamasan - Female manager in a bar. She manages the ladies in the bar and helps organise a lady of your choice if required.

Monger - Whore monger.

OP - opening post or original poster depending on how it is used.

OTOH - On the other hand

P4P - Pay for play (or pleasure)

PB - Pattaya Beach

PI - Philippines

Poo-chai - Thai word for boy/man

Poo-ying - Thai word for girl/woman

ROTFL(MFAO) - Rolling On the floor laughing (my fucking arse off)

Sabai dee - Thai term for feeling good.

Sanuk - Thai word for fun.

Secrets - Secrets Forum and bar

Smoke - Bar girl euphemism for blow job

SNAFU - Situation normal all fucked up

Soapy - An erotic massage that involves lots of soap and lots of body contact.

Song-taew --- Pickup truck with modified bed used as a taxi (a.k.a. Baht Bus)

Sponsor - A farang who sends a BG money from home. Usually to assist her to stop working in the bar.

ST - Short time. Usually this means a 'one shot' liason.

Starfish --- Girl which is unresponsive in bed

Talk - Pattaya Talk Forum

Teerak - Thai for darling.

TG - Thai Girl.

TGF - Thai girl friend

Ting tong - Thai word for crazy (also see Baa)

TiT - This is Thailand

YMMV - Your mileage may vary. Means your experience might not match my experience.

WTF - What the fuck

 

I'll clarify some things here:

 

1.) Sabai-dee (สบายดี) is used for feeling pleasant. i.e. "How are you, Furyofarang?" "Sabai-dee"

2.) Smoke (โม้ค) comes from "Smoky-Bite"; a popular sausage from 7-11. The Thais usually just say moke.

3.) Baa/Ting tong (บ้า/ติงต๊อง) is a direct translation of "baka" in Japanese. Baa is more crazy. Ting tong is more silly.

 

And I'll add some things:

 

1.) Yed (เย็ด): Shag, can also be used as swear word. For exclamation, "Yeeeedddddddddd!" for winning the lottery etc.

2.) Sod (สด): Raw/fresh, can also be used for activities without condom, direct translation of "nama" in Japanese. i.e. "Moke sod" = OWO

3.) Toong-yang (ถุงยาง): Condoms, basically means rubber bag!

4.) Zhao (สาว): Young woman/girl (of legal age)

5.) Nhoom (หนุ่ม): Young man/boy. Both Nhoom/Zhao can also used to describe youth in both genders i.e. "I am so Nhoom" or "Ying Zhao/Chai Nhoom for young lady/young man"

6.) Car Park (คาปาก): Thai slang for CIM. Means something stuck in mouth.

7.) Fan (แฟน): Girlfriend/boyfriend. Too clarify gender can use "Fan Zhao".

8.) Zhao type 2 (สาวประเภท 2 / สาว 2): Kra-toey.

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Greek 4 A Level 

 

And Russian for tit-wanks.

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And Russian for tit-wanks.

I thought that was Swedish.

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I thought that was Swedish.

 

We're talking about American slang over here. Actually, I've never heard that one anywhere.

 

I thought Swedish means indiscriminating criminalisation of punters? :unsure:

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Here's a big list of definitions, acronyms, abbreviations, & terms from an American site... ENJOY

0.5$ -- $50

$ -- $100

$$ -- $200

$$$ -- $300 etc, etc.

420 Friendly -- a provider that will smoke marijuana with you (see the Urban Dictionary - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=420)

A-Level -- Common in Britain, anal sex.

Agency -- An organization or individual that manages many providers.

Amazon -- A large woman.

AMP -- Asian Massage Parlor.

Around the world -- Anilingus and Fellatio.

Asian -- Anilingus.

Asian Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.

ASP -- Adult Service Provider.

ATF -- All Time Favorite.

ATM -- Ass to Mouth.

Aunt Flo -- Menstruation, period, red tide.

B&D -- Bondage and Discipline.

B&S -- Bait & switch.

Bait & switch -- 1) Ads, pictures that describe someone else, 2) Promised one thing or person, given another.

Bareback -- Without a condom.

BBBJ -- Bareback Blow Job.

BBBJTC -- Bareback Blow Job To Completion.

BBBJNSNQTC -- Bareback Blow Job No Spit No Quit To Completion

BBFS -- Bareback Full Service.

BBW -- Big Beautiful Woman.

BCD -- Behind Closed Doors.

BDSM -- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.

BFE -- Boyfriend Experience.

BJ -- Blowjob; fellatio; oral sex.

Blackhole -- Anus.

BLS -- Ball licking and sucking.

Blue Pill -- Viagra.

Blue Steel -- Viagra.

Brown Eye -- Anus.

Brown Shower -- Defecation on your partner.

BS -- 1) Body slide, 2) Bullshit.

BTW - boardspeak for "by the way"

Canine -- Doggy style.

Cash and Dash -- A rip-off where they take the money and run.

CBJ -- Covered Blow Job.

CBT -- Cock and Ball torture.

CD -- Cross-dresser.

CFS -- Covered Full Service.

CG -- Cowgirl.

CIM -- Cum in mouth.

CL -- Craig's List. The newspaper want ads of the internet, and a free place for providers to advertise.

Clockwatcher -- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.

CMT -- Certified Massage Therapist.

COB -- Cum On Body

COF -- Cum on face (see facial) Be careful performing or receiving this as it can lead to the painful CIE (Cum in Eyes) and the sticky CIH (Cum in Hair)

Commercial Company -- Prostitution, normally a trucker’s term.

Completion -- Orgasm.

Cover -- A condom.

Covered -- Use of condoms or dental dams.

Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top.

Crushing-- fetish relating to dominance and control; a desire to see small, defenseless animals crushed under women's high heels.

Cups (cups of coffee) -- Orgasms.

DATO -- Dining At The O, rim job.

DATY-- Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.

DDE -- Doesn't do extras.

DDG -- Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Deep throat-- BJ where the penis is "swallowed".

DFK -- Deep French Kissing.

Doggy -- Woman on hands and knees with man entering her from behind.

Doubles -- threesome with two providers.

DP -- Double Penetration.

DT -- Deep throat.

ED -- Erectile Disfunction.

Ellie -- LE.

English -- Segment of bondage and discipline; including spankings/whippings.

EOM -- End of Message.

Facial -- Man ejaculates on woman's face.

FBSM -- Full Body Sensual Massage.

Felching -- 1) Sucking semen out of vagina or anus; 2) Inserting animals into anus or vagina.

FIV -- Finger In Vagina. Digital Stimulations.

FJ -- Foot Job.

Flake, Flaky -- Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.

FOTC -- Fuck Of The Century.

French -- Oral sex.

FS -- Full Service; intercourse.

GFE -- Girl Friend Experience.

Golden Shower -- Urinating on your partner.

Greek -- Anal sex.

GS -- Golden Shower (either you urinate on her, or she urinates on you).

Half and half -- BJ followed by FS.

HJ -- Hand Job.

HM -- High mileage.

HME -- Honeymoon Experience (sex like you'll never have again).

Hostess Club -- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.

HR -- Hand Release.

Incall -- You go to her place.

Interpreter -- Condom.

ISO -- In Search Of.

Italian -- Penis between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack -- Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS

John -- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

K9 -- Canine, or doggy style.

Kama Sutra -- Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.

Lazy Dog -- Doggie style with woman flat on stomach.

LE -- Law Enforcement.

LEO -- Law Enforcement Officer.

LFK -- Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue).

Little blue pill -- Viagra

LMP -- Licensed Massage Practitioner.

LMT -- Licensed Massage Therapist.

LOL -- Laughing Out Loud.

Lot Lizard -- A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).

LTR -- Long Term Relationship. A provider who drops out of the business for a VERY SUBSTANTIAL stipend, paid weekly, or monthly for exclusivity.

Madame -- Proprietress of an agency or bordello.

Maid -- In a British parlour, the person who answers the phone and books the schedule.

Mediterranean -- Anal sex.

Merkin -- Pubic hair wig.

MG -- Massage Girl.

MILF -- Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Mish -- Missionary position.

Missionary -- Man on top during intercourse.

MMF, MFM, MFF -- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female, MFF = Male, female, female.

MP -- 1) Massage Parlor, 2) Multiple Positions.

MPA -- Massage Parlor Attendant.

MPCFS -- Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.

MPOS -- Multiple Positions Oral Sex.

MSOG -- Multiple Shots On Goal: she allows you to have more than one orgasm during the session

Multiple Pops -- More than one orgasm during the session.

NCNS -- Escort or Client doesn't show up for the appointment, and doesn't call, either before or after.

Newbie -- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.

No-Show -- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.

NQBC -- No Quitter But Covered, a CBJ to completion.

NQBS -- No Quitter But Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by spitting out your ejaculate.

NQNS -- No Quitter No Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by swallowing your ejaculate.

NSA -- No Strings Attached.

Out, Outed -- Private, personal info is made public.

Outcall -- She comes to your place.

OWO -- Oral With Out (a condom); bbbj.

OWO to Completion -- OWO resulting in CIM.

Pearl Necklace -- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest.

Pegging -- anal penetration of a male by either but plug or strap-on.

PIITB -- Put it in the bum/butt.

Pimp -- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.

Punter -- a British term for a Hobbyist

PSE -- Porn Star Experience.

Puffies -- Breasts where the entire areola appears 'puffy', enlarged, or swollen.

PV -- Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.

Raincoat -- A condom.

RCG -- See Reverse Cowgirl.

Reverse Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top, facing away.

Rimming, Rimjob -- Anilingus

ROB -- Rip Off Bitch - a sub-standard provider, or more likely, a cash and dash specialist.

ROFLMAO -- Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

RS2K -- Room Service 2000 - a Chicago-based referral service popular in the midwest, but also has national exposure. Google for more info.

RTFF -- Read The Fucking Forum.

Russian -- Penis between her breasts.

San Juan Capistrano -- BBBJTC and she swallows.

Salad Tossing -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus.

Scat -- Defecation on your partner or feces play.

Screening -- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.

Shemale -– A transsexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. The penis may or may not get erect or be able to ejaculate.

Shill -- A hobbyist who writes or posts positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.

Shots on goal -- Allows more than one orgasm per session.

Sixty-nine or 69 -- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.

Snowball -- Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator.

SO -- Significant Other.

SOG -- Shots On Goal, attempts at orgasm.

SOMF -- Sat On My Face.

SP -- Service Provider, prostitute.

Spanish (Australian) -- Penis between her breasts (also known as Russian).

Spanish (USA) -- Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.

Spinner -- A very thin and/or petite provider (from the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin")

Squirting, Squirter -- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates

SRS -- Sexual Reassignment Surgery.

STD -- Sexually Transmitted Disease.

STFU -- Shut The Fuck Up!!! If you encounter LE, you have the right to remain silent, and the cops have the right to lie!!! Get a lawyer, and don't answer any question without his/her advice. Unless you have been offered immunity, in writing, signed by the DA, and approved by your lawyer, your cooperation can only hurt yourself and others, no matter what the police tell you.

Sting -- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.

Street action -- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets.

Stroll -- A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.

Summer teeth -- Her teeth, some are there, some are not.

Sunshine, sunny -- Without a condom (i.e. no raincoat)

SW -- 1) Street walker, 2) Sex Worker

Sybian -- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

Teabag, Teabagging -- Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.

TER -- The Erotic Review, the best escort review board in the USA.

TG -- Transgender, a catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.

Tipping required -- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.

TOFTT -- Take One For The Team. A hobbyist sees a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.

Toss the salad -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus.

Translation, translator, translated -- Using a condom.

Trolling -– 1) The act of driving around looking for a prostitute, 2) Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others

TS -- Transsexual.

TUMA -- Tongue Up My Ass.

TV -- Transvestite.

Two Call System -- The general location is revealed during the first call; location specifics are revealed on the second call.

Uncovered -- Without a condom.

Untranslated (ie, untranslated French, or UTF) -- Without a condom.

Upselling -- Payment of additional charges are required for some services.

UTF -- Un-Translated French; a BBBJ.

UTR -- Under The Radar; a provider who maintains a very low profile.

VD -- Venereal Disease.

WAH -- Wild Ass Humping.

Water Sports -- Urination play.

WG -- a British term - Working Girl, a euphonism for a provider.

WTF -- boardspeak for "what the fuck"

XOXOXO -- Hugs and kisses; x = kiss, o = hug, xoxoxo = hugs and kisses

YMMV-- Your Mileage May Vary, a catch-all phrase to remind that tastes differ, and experiences may vary from person to person.

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Here is my little contribution with French slang/dirty talk :)

J'ai envie de toi = I want you

Tu m'excites = You turn me on

Tu me rends folle (fou) = You're driving me crazy (f/m)

Prends-moi = Take me

Tu me fais bander = You're giving me a hard (on)

Prends-moi par derrière = Take me from behind

Baises moi = Fuck me

Suces moi la bite = Suck my cock

Avales = Swallow

Défonces-moi = Drill me

Fais-moi une branlette = Give me a handjob

Doigtes-moi = Finger me

Plus fort! = Harder!

Plus vite! = Faster!

(Stronger...lol)

Encore! = Again!

C'est bon! = It's good!

 

As I know you have a huge imagination, I'm happy to translate any other expressions :D

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Sacré Bleu!

Mlle. Belle must had a good time writing that. Can we also get another post on ahem... bodily parts also?

I suppose this can be useful for London punters also...

Bisous!

-W

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Be careful what you wish for WittyWoo :lol:

 

For your pleasure :

 

Body parts

 

Breasts, tits = seins, nénés, doudounes

Bottom, ass, bum = cul

Asshole = trou du cul (can also be an insult !)

Pussy, cunt = chatte, minou, foufoune

Clit = clitoris, clito

Penis, dick, cock = bite,

Balls = couilles, boules

 

Actions

 

To fuck = baiser, tringler, s’envoyer en l’air, foutre

To masturbate, wank = branler

Anal intercourse = enculer

To get wet = mouiller

To get hard = bander, avoir la trique

To give a blowjob = sucer, pomper

To come = jouir, prendre son pied

To shoot = tirer (to shoot a load = tirer un coup)

To go whoring, to punt = aller aux putes

 

Names

 

Prostitute, hooker = prostituée, pute, putain

Slut = salope

Twat, cunt = con(f : conne), connard(f : connasse)

Bitch = chienne, salope

Bastard = connard, enculé

Brothel, parlour = bordel

Pimp = maquereau, mac, proxénète

Fellatio, blowjob = pipe, pompier, turlute

Oral on a woman = minette, cunnilingus, cunni

Rimming = anulingus

Cum, sperm = foutre

Dildo, toy = godemichet, gode

Threesome = ménage à trois

Foursome, swing = partie carrée

 

Of course these are only some of the basics. I would recommand an excellent book for those who want to go further : "Talk dirty french" (Munier/Tichelli) available online and in the best bookshops (Google is your best friend).

 

Private lessons and pronunciation available on request :P

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