Honkytonk

Wish Me Luck For My Incredibly Boring 1 Week Easter Holiday With Wife And Grand Kids In Lanzarote :(

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I am going to try my best and enjoy myself. Any good for punting out here? :)

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Oh dear, there has to be some upside surely?

Weather, food, beer/wine? Ogling totty sideways through your sunglasses (yes, we all do it)?

Plan your next punt in your head for when you return.

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THere used to be a knocking shop at the bottom of heart attack hill.

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Good luck honkytonk.

 

By day, play games where there isn't an age advantage, and read books to the little ones.

By night, think Gilf thoughts about your wife.

 

It's just a week.

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Ogling totty sideways through your sunglasses (yes, we all do it)?

Vin, speak for yourself, i just look straght at them haha :-P

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Enjoy the sunshine and feel blessed you are away on holiday with your loved ones! 

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I would have a punt just b4 I go on hols, and think about having one for when I get back.You know just to keep my spirits up.Iam not married iam single.But reminds me when I was in a 10 year relationship, and as soon as we got on our hols, my ex would go off sex!!!

It's not as if I was getting that much b4 I went on my hols either!

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Maybe a punt just b4 you go will give you, some for the wank bank while you're away!

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Exactly what Lyds said, happy healthy wife and grandchildren plus a week away in the sun at Easter ,not much to complain about there, how can spending time with your grandchildren be boring? Its  your job to make it not boring x

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Exactly what Lyds said, happy healthy wife and grandchildren plus a week away in the sun at Easter ,not much to complain about there, how can spending time with your grandchildren be boring? Its  your job to make it not boring x

I can't think of a single second spent with my granddaughter that could be described as boring. I might well need another holiday to recover after a week away with her but we'd have fun that's for sure!!

I book-ended a holiday last year by seeing my favourite wg before I went, enjoyed a great time away and had another punt arranged for when I returned. Best of both worlds :)

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Agree about the grandkids. It is your job to pamper and delight then. Man up and buy those ice creams

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I know I should be enjoying myself and I'm very lucky and all that tosh. Don't get me wrong I love my family but a week of screaming kids is enough to drive any miserable old bastard up the bleeding wall! Thank god for good old British pubs and sunglasses! Can look where I like with out getting the evil eye off my mrs! :) I' m Hoping may be a nudey beach round here I can skulk off to and fill me boots ;)

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Roaming charges bloody rip off!

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Honestly i find this slighty sad just be grateful you have a family you can enjoy time with

some of us are not so lucky

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You know it's funny in some strange way but posts like this just make me so happy that I'm not married anymore or have kids. Such a sad fact of life that many men see going on holiday with their family as a bad / boring thing. Of course that's not their fault and it is what it is but still - being not married is the way of the future! I was the same way a few years ago but I must admit, vacations when you're not married are so much more enjoyable and fun!

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I feel for your predicament, though ive been on hols with the family in the past.Iam a completely free agent these days and I do monger a lot to make up for lost years...I must admit I do enjoy the peace and quiet nowadays though.

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Is your wife such a boring battleaxe? I suppose she must be - you would probably be happier if you were taking the kids by yourself.

 

It's awful isnt it - and life is so short - to waste it dong things you dont want

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Exactly what Lyds said, happy healthy wife and grandchildren plus a week away in the sun at Easter ,not much to complain about there, how can spending time with your grandchildren be boring? Its  your job to make it not boring x

agreed - but - with all the hot young woimen there walking around in their swimsuits - it will be like a trip to a candy store with no money- in fact worse

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A few years ago I had a one week family holiday in the USA where we all shared a room, so no sex, not even a furtive jerk off, and to make things worse - I shit you not - there was a Cheerleaders convention going on at the same resort.

Two days after returning I went to see a WG and unloaded so much jizz on her tits she was moved to comment on the quantity.

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A few years ago I had a one week family holiday in the USA where we all shared a room, so no sex, not even a furtive jerk off, and to make things worse - I shit you not - there was a Cheerleaders convention going on at the same resort.

Two days after returning I went to see a WG and unloaded so much jizz on her tits she was moved to comment on the quantity.

I wish I could give you a green arrow Vin.

This post deserves a +1.

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How was your holiday Honkytonk!! :-)

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How was your holiday Honkytonk!! :-)

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The permanent one in the P/Net sin bin? :D

DG

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The permanent one in the P/Net sin bin? :D

DG

Best place for silly sabotaging sausages :D

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