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I've noticed more and more parlours listing a lady's sevices as All services offered except . . (Insert a levels)

However, I've found this is not always the case once in the room.

Whilst a time saving Excercise for the maid/web designer, it's not very helpful for me as a punter.

Do other gents avoid ladies with such descriptions, or do you just suck it and see?

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I've noticed more and more parlours listing a lady's sevices as All services offered except . . (Insert a levels)

However, I've found this is not always the case once in the room.

Whilst a time saving Excercise for the maid/web designer, it's not very helpful for me as a punter.

Do other gents avoid ladies with such descriptions, or do you just suck it and see?

Is it because you have a very small willie :)

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I've noticed more and more parlours listing a lady's sevices as All services offered except . . (Insert a levels)

However, I've found this is not always the case once in the room.

Whilst a time saving Excercise for the maid/web designer, it's not very helpful for me as a punter.

Do other gents avoid ladies with such descriptions, or do you just suck it and see?

This is much more helpful than girls who advertise a service (ie kissing) and then dont offer.Even when you have asked them on the phone and they say they do offer.Bloody annoying and waste of time and ive walked several times... cant stand being lied to, please just be honest.

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Sorry, I think I muddled my point,

What I was trying to get across is a description for a lady on her profile being "all services except a levels"

Then in the room, DFK, CIM, COB are also off the list.

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Sorry, I think I muddled my point,

What I was trying to get across is a description for a lady on her profile being "all services except a levels"

Then in the room, DFK, CIM, COB are also off the list.

That makes your OP much more clear. I agree that too many parlour ladies set their "menu" to suit their mood on the day despite what any advertising material might suggest.

 

I await some punter brave enough to take a case under the "Trades Descriptions Act" for advertised offerings not being available.

 

We all accept an escorts right to choose what she will do, and with whom, but false advertising to get guys into the room stinks.

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I wouldn't avoid a lady with such descriptions but I guess I am more vanilla than non-vanilla!  Perhaps some girls say they don't offer the service and then when in the room they assess the client in terms of being clean,  appealing, good conversation and may offer more.  I once say a lady a few years ago that only offered massage as advertised but when I suggested that I needed more sexual experience she provided full sex for a an extra fee.  I was genuine and sincere in my approach and needed the training since I had been with one partner for a number of years with no normal services eg no oral!

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Just see PassionVIP for this old nugget...all their girls offer the gfe, but the one I had the misfortune to visit didn't kiss. So girlfriends don't kiss.

 

When I started, many moons ago, I used to ask if owo was ok, kissing and if they were shaved, trimmed etc.

 

Now I try to avoid SP's that don't offer owo as I expect they also won't kiss, and I can't perform without that.

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As others said, I'm put off more (and walk out) if a service is advertised but not offered in person.

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Sorry, I think I muddled my point,

What I was trying to get across is a description for a lady on her profile being "all services except a levels"

Then in the room, DFK, CIM, COB are also off the list.

 

Even COB off the list? Blimey, what does she do?

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Even COB off the list? Blimey, what does she do?

I am very tempted to say "F*ck all"!!

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Saw a girl at Watford  from A.W. the other week who advertised "french kissing" at her discretion on her profile. I handed her the cash &, after a few minutes, asked her about kissing. Her reply was "I don't do kissing at all". Very annoying because kissing is very important to me. Unfortunately I had handed over the cash by then so there was not much I could do. In future I will ask all the ladies I haven't met before to confirm these details BEFORE I hand over the cash. We all "live & learn" don't we!!. I have never had this problem with ladies from Punternet all of whom have been absolutely honest.

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Now I try to avoid SP's that don't offer owo as I expect they also won't kiss, and I can't perform without that.

Two of my top five WGs ever only offered OW, but are absolutely fantastic kissers.

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The non delivered services issue is a real pain. A recent thread asks about how to confirm and I said I would have no problem asking to confirm some things like anal or CIM but if a WG has RO or kissing on her profile I foolishly assume it's on offer except for 'genuine' reasons. I recently punted with a great girl and even gave her good feedback because she was so lovely and I had a good time but her profile had 'receiving oral' but it was definitely not on offer. Really devalued the punt for me

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:eek:

Even COB off the list? Blimey, what does she do?

 

I once had the pleasure (not!) of seeing a WG in Plymouth who put on a pair of Marigolds before touching my dick (to put the condom on) - and I was clean as I had showered shortly beforehand. Somewhat of a passion killer, no? :eek:

 

This is a true story! Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent - they weren't Marigolds  ;)

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:eek:

 

I once had the pleasure (not!) of seeing a WG in Plymouth who put on a pair of Marigolds before touching my dick (to put the condom on) - and I was clean as I had showered shortly beforehand. Somewhat of a passion killer, no? :eek:

 

This is a true story! Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent - they weren't Marigolds  ;)

That has got to be somebody's fantasy!!

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:eek: I once had the pleasure (not!) of seeing a WG in Plymouth who put on a pair of Marigolds before touching my dick (to put the condom on) - and I was clean as I had showered shortly beforehand. Somewhat of a passion killer, no? :eek: This is a true story! Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent - they weren't Marigolds  ;)

Unbelievable ! Not that I disbelieve you Ray, honest.

I think I would have walked.

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Unbelievable ! Not that I disbelieve you Ray, honest.

I think I would have walked.

 

Tempted, but had already paid and was starkers before the gloves came out so I decided to see it through - it got worse! :o

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I've noticed more and more parlours listing a lady's sevices as All services offered except . . (Insert a levels)

However, I've found this is not always the case once in the room.

Whilst a time saving Excercise for the maid/web designer, it's not very helpful for me as a punter.

Do other gents avoid ladies with such descriptions, or do you just suck it and see?

To give you something to mull over...

I interviewed a girl a few weeks ago, I asked what services she did, she told me everything bar a-levels.

When I did her profile, I added the basics, kissing GFE and then added that a more detailed list would follow.

I was fortunate on this occasion as had I put all services bar A, I would have made a error.

After a few emails back and forth, I discovered that she didn't know what half of the stuff was, like snowballing, and some of the acronyms.

So I discussed what each was and she sent back yes or no.

Some newbies to the industry have no clue, and some misinterpret.

On Larissa's first day a client asked her for OWO she thought he meant bareback, as he'd asked for no condom, it was sorted out, but still, misinterpretation and misunderstandings do occur.

I'm not saying the agency/parlour shouldn't double check, but sometimes people forget that what everything in the world of prostitution and the world of the Civvy, are not always the same thing.

I have asked girls what do you think everything means, and had the answer blow job & sex protected.

So maybe look at the circumstances as well, if it's a girl new to the industry. Even girls returning after years away, sometimes don't know.

As it's forever changing.

You guys all point out that DFK 10 yrs ago was rare now it's a Must, for a booking.

And OWO was pretty much non existent. Yet now it's pretty much standard.

So a girl who did the job 10 yrs ago at 18, and then left and comes back at 29/30 will assume everything is as it was back then, when kissing was pecks and a rare snog, OWO was almost never heard of, etc.

If a girl tells a agency/parlour she's worked before, they do tend to assume she knows the ropes, so don't always double check, that they are up to date, the same way they might with a new to industry where some explanation could be helpful.

Then you get some who work on the sink or swim premise.

It's a reasonable way to filter girls who are unsuitable for the industry. Or so some believe.

Just some thoughts for you to ponder.

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Saw a girl at Watford from A.W. the other week who advertised "french kissing" at her discretion on her profile. I handed her the cash &, after a few minutes, asked her about kissing. Her reply was "I don't do kissing at all". Very annoying because kissing is very important to me. Unfortunately I had handed over the cash by then so there was not much I could do. In future I will ask all the ladies I haven't met before to confirm these details BEFORE I hand over the cash. We all "live & learn" don't we!!. I have never had this problem with ladies from Punternet all of whom have been absolutely honest.

Jack it's best to ignore the things in the AW 'enjoys' column, and instead go on what the SP writes about herself in her profile. In my experience anyway if she writes a seperate list of things in her description like "KISSING" it's accurate.

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Tempted, but had already paid and was starkers before the gloves came out so I decided to see it through - it got worse! :o

Go on, tell us all the gory details!! :o

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Go on, tell us all the gory details!! :o

 

OK, if you insist.

 

No kissing or touching anywhere, her on top only (which I don't mind but I like it to be my choice) and controlled, shallow penetration - all in all a very, very unsexy and unfulfilling punt.  :angry:

 

Should of done the old NoW trick and made my excuse and left (allegedly) but a NoW reporter would probably have had her place bugged so would not have gone there in the first place.

 

This is one of the reasons why I seldom see new girls, just stick to favorites so I know that quality is guaranteed - and not a marigold in sight! ;)

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On the marigolds theme, one lady, great in all other respects, asked me to put on a surgical glove to masturbate her!

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I read a punter's field report and it roughly went as follows: It was in a sex club and he found a WG. There was some French kissing and the punter decided to go with her to a room where the punt continues. Suddenly there was no French kissing, it was just a way to make the punter pay and lure him.

 

The last few WGs I had did offer everything except CIM and fucking without. The other services will be done as long as the client has appropriate behaviour and hygiene. If so, there really are no limits.

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Is it because you have a very small willie :)

oops is that called a "Faux Pas"?

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You can safely assume that you will not get fk.Unless I've been punting on the planet zarg! Out of the last 50 ladies ive punted with only 10 have kissed using fk...and I won't even mention about fingers inside!

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