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Bloody Lift Cards !

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When it comes to punting, they really are a pain in the bum. 

 

Organised a hotel outcall recently and was pissed to find that they had installed a card system !

 

The hotel is near where I work,so I wanted to be as low key as possible. Large lobby but was reasonably quiet. The escort was going to be quite conspicuous walking through the lobby. what to do ?;

 

1. I assessed that it would be difficult for me to wait openly in the lobby for her arrival and then for the two of us to head up

 

2. I left a key hidden at the back of a lamp on a table near the lifts and text her the details. Hmmm, would that work. What if she felt awkward trying to find it ?

 

3. Should I have asked her to go to the ladies toilets, then text me, so I could then come down in the lift and synchronise meeting her ?

 

What should I have done or what do you do ?

 

 

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You can always be on the phone with the girl and meet downstairs in front of the elevators (although you might get disconnected if one of you is in the lift), or indeed leave a key hidden somewhere.  Some guys even left a key for me with the Concierge saying I am the girlfriend, the Boss, colleague etc without being asked my name.  

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Get two key cards for the room and ask her to wait in a specific place outside and go outside and give it to her. You go back to your room, and she goes in a couple of minutes later. Make sure you give her directions to the lift so she doesn't end up in reception wandering around aimlessly.

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You can always be on the phone with the girl and meet downstairs in front of the elevators (although you might get disconnected if one of you is in the lift), or indeed leave a key hidden somewhere.  Some guys even left a key for me with the Concierge saying I am the girlfriend, the Boss, colleague etc without being asked my name.  

 

Nobody is going to believe that with a 30 year plus gap in my case !

 

Also, some girls are not the smartest when it comes to their presentation in a hotel.

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Get two key cards for the room and ask her to wait in a specific place outside and go outside and give it to her. You go back to your room, and she goes in a couple of minutes later. Make sure you give her directions to the lift so she doesn't end up in reception wandering around aimlessly.

 

Yes, that's a good idea and I have done that before. Unfortunately , there was nowhere very convenient and it was lashing rain into the bargain.

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Appreciate it may not have worked in your circumstances, but I've either met the wg just outside the hotel, or met her in the hotel bar.

When meeting her outside, I just ask her to let me know when she's nearby and go outside. Easy when you've met her before and you know each other, more difficult if it's a first visit!

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I understand the concern but the vast majority of onlookers would think nothing of you greeting someone in reception and going into the lift with her. It's mostly only us punters and WGs who have nasty suspicious minds and can see through the facade of normality. Of course if the risk of being spotted by someone you know was high then be doubly cautious. All in all though, I would have just met her in reception and shown her discreetly to the lift (in fact this is what I usually do). Why would anyone from your work be frequenting a hotel nearby ?

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What I did was to ask the lady to text me when she was outside the hotel. Then I text her back telling to enter the lift with the gentleman fitting my description, she pretended to be on the phone whilst waiting for the lift to come down. Then a cheeky little snog in the lift back up!

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get her to fone you when entering the hotel.  you go to the lift on your floor, call the lift, and when it comes send it to the ground but dont get in (Have to be nippy getting out before the doors close.  SHe will be presentd with a lift and open doors.

 

bit of a bugger when the lift needs the card to operate the buttons.  Then you tell her to ring you when 5 mons away, you go to reception, then you go uo together.  Really, no-one gives a flying fuck that you are having hookers in your room.

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The last couple of times I've stayed at hotels using card system you have to pass from the reception area through a door to the lobby containing the lifts and stairs.

It's this door that has the card entry, so unless the lifts are accessed direct from reception, sending the lift down to ground floor won't work.

 

Just arrange to meet in reception, or go out to your car to fetch a small bag when the girl lets you know she's arrived, then she follows you through reception a few yards behind and you, being the gentleman, hold open the door for her.

 

Of course, you do know that most hotels now have CCTV in the hallways, so if the staff are really curious they'll watch you both enter the same room...

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There was an incident in Birmingham a few months ago when a hotel decided on a purge against possible SPs in the hotel and quizzing women on their own when they booked in. I think there had been a bit of an argument the day before or something.

 

Luckily the SP that told me this had been warned by a friend at reception she had previously cultivated so she could switch hotels.

 

I once went to meet an SP in a hotel she had booked and waited as if I had pressed lift button till someone came down in it and I slipped in. went to the floor indicated by the room number (1st) and found myself in an area devoted to laundry.

 

Returned to reception and texted the SP to find she was in xxvxx hotel in one town and I was in xxvxx hotel in another town. She hadn't read my email checking which one she had finally decided to book in at...

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Does nobody use stairs these days?

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The last couple of times I've stayed at hotels using card system you have to pass from the reception area through a door to the lobby containing the lifts and stairs.

It's this door that has the card entry, so unless the lifts are accessed direct from reception, sending the lift down to ground floor won't work.

 

Just arrange to meet in reception, or go out to your car to fetch a small bag when the girl lets you know she's arrived, then she follows you through reception a few yards behind and you, being the gentleman, hold open the door for her.

 

Of course, you do know that most hotels now have CCTV in the hallways, so if the staff are really curious they'll watch you both enter the same room...

 

 

Yikes, that thought never entered my head !

 

I thought of the car method but I just didnt like the idea of the escort having to find her way down into a basement car park.

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Does nobody use stairs these days?

 

If the lift has a key card then the stairs will also.

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Does nobody use stairs these days?

they are usually secured the same as the lifts

 

(Edit. sorry JKay we posted the same thing at the same time...)

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Lift cards are a pain.. I think you should have met her outside as Jasmine said, given her a key card and then she could follow you five minutes later unless you were happy to walk in together.

 

The advantage for a client having an outcall to a hotel is that usually, you will only have one girl arriving whilst there so it looks pretty unsuspicious.

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Met a girl at a hotel that had recently introduced lift cards.

 

All it took was a little co-ordination, a phone call and her coming down in the lift at the same time as I entered the lift lobby.

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I would just meet her in reception.  You are meeting your girlfriend or you are having an affair and meeting a married lady?  Just give her a hug like a girlfriend.  Most hotels aren't bothered about your personal life.  They don't care as long as you don't trash the room and pay your hotel bill.  I assume the lady in question would  be dressed sensibly.

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get her to fone you when entering the hotel.  you go to the lift on your floor, call the lift, and when it comes send it to the ground but dont get in (Have to be nippy getting out before the doors close.  SHe will be presentd with a lift and open doors.

 

bit of a bugger when the lift needs the card to operate the buttons.  Then you tell her to ring you when 5 mons away, you go to reception, then you go uo together.  Really, no-one gives a flying fuck that you are having hookers in your room.

Watch for those lift cameras :)

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Never had a problem so far (touchwood) so happy with keycards or no keycards...

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Watch for those lift cameras :)

That thought crossed my mind when a wg I'd booked an overnight with jumped on me and started snogging me when we got in the lift - having met her in the bar first. My next thought was ah what the hell :D

Probably nothing they haven't seen before!

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That thought crossed my mind when a wg I'd booked an overnight with jumped on me and started snogging me when we got in the lift - having met her in the bar first. My next thought was ah what the hell :D

Probably nothing they haven't seen before!

she sounds gr8, maybe I should be booking her too? Ha ha...

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No need for all the complications. I just meet the lady in the lobby and go up again with my arm around her waist. I also rejoice in the glowering eyes of jealous bell boys. Don't worry, the hotel knows what you're doing there with the lady anyways. No use going about it all sneaky.

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I understand the concern but the vast majority of onlookers would think nothing of you greeting someone in reception and going into the lift with her. It's mostly only us punters and WGs who have nasty suspicious minds and can see through the facade of normality. Of course if the risk of being spotted by someone you know was high then be doubly cautious. All in all though, I would have just met her in reception and shown her discreetly to the lift (in fact this is what I usually do). Why would anyone from your work be frequenting a hotel nearby ?

Exactly this.It's generally if you're acting shifty or nervous that people will notice.

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I understand the concern but the vast majority of onlookers would think nothing of you greeting someone in reception and going into the lift with her. It's mostly only us punters and WGs who have nasty suspicious minds and can see through the facade of normality. Of course if the risk of being spotted by someone you know was high then be doubly cautious. All in all though, I would have just met her in reception and shown her discreetly to the lift (in fact this is what I usually do). Why would anyone from your work be frequenting a hotel nearby ?

So true about us being suspicious about everything.  I used to meet somebody who always asked me to bring lots of outfits, but the very first pair of stockings/hold ups to be back seamed.  I was so 'aware' of my environment when I was wearing them on my way to meet him, yet nowadays if I wear them purely because I like their nude colour I cannot be bothered what people think.

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