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Has anyone had an escort come to their office during the day?

Would you ladies consider doing an outcall to an office in the daytime if it was discreet?

Im considering this because i have my own office and i reckon it would be fun!

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Has anyone had an escort come to their office during the day?

Would you ladies consider doing an outcall to an office in the daytime if it was discreet?

Im considering this because i have my own office and i reckon it would be fun!

surprised I am your first poster here, as office sex / secretary sex is so popular it has its own category on the porn sites and the office secreatary is probably the most popular uniform.

I have often thought about having an escort visit the office and I like the idea of shagging on the boardroom table in particular--- I think the office fantasy would really come to life :eek:. I remember, as a kid, a great scene from ' KLUTE ' where jane fonda, as a hooker, waits in the dentist's waiting room, then is called as the next appointment, goes into the surgery room and gets up on the dentists chair and spreads her legs. !!

problem is the WG will have no idea what situation she is going into and is unlikely to agree for the guy its a potential disaster --- too much info for the WG, creating a noose around his neck which might be 'tightened ' at some later date :confused:. may be possible where trust has built up with a WG over time but I think I would have to insist on transporting her to and from whilst blindfolded ! I wonder how that would go down. Lou, Pia,-- no need to post your views !! :)

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Has anyone had an escort come to their office during the day?

Would you ladies consider doing an outcall to an office in the daytime if it was discreet?

Im considering this because i have my own office and i reckon it would be fun!

So, let me get this straight.

I would walk in, dressed in my business suit, hair tied up, looking very professional. You usher me into your office, close the door and then begin to kiss me passionately. You let down my hair and lead me to the desk. In one swift movement you sweep everything from the desk onto the floor, hitch up my skirt, manoeuvre me onto the desk and shag me senseless.

When we're finished, I tidy myself up and leave, still looking professional, but rather flushed....

Nope, never thought about it at all. :confused:

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Has anyone had an escort come to their office during the day?

Would you ladies consider doing an outcall to an office in the daytime if it was discreet?

Im considering this because i have my own office and i reckon it would be fun!

Go for it. Its great fun. Just make sure you lock the door!!!

Oh and watch out for stationary on the desk... can poke in areas a girl does not wish to be poked! :confused:

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Go for it. Its great fun. Just make sure you lock the door!!!

Oh and watch out for stationary on the desk... can poke in areas a girl does not wish to be poked! :confused:

Bwahahaha... Imagine turning up at the GUM clinic with a pencil stuck up yer arse..

Them: We deal with sexual issues

Me: Ermmm... It is!

Sorry, I'll go away now... possibly :eek:

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Bwahahaha... Imagine turning up at the GUM clinic with a pencil stuck up yer arse..

Them: We deal with sexual issues

Me: Ermmm... It is!

Sorry, I'll go away now... possibly :eek:

:confused:

ROFL!

I was thinking more on the line of something that was poking me in the ribs... it was only a large marker but gawwwwwwd does it hurt... you naughty girl :)

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So, let me get this straight.

I would walk in, dressed in my business suit, hair tied up, looking very professional. You usher me into your office, close the door and then begin to kiss me passionately. You let down my hair and lead me to the desk. In one swift movement you sweep everything from the desk onto the floor, hitch up my skirt, manoeuvre me onto the desk and shag me senseless.

When we're finished, I tidy myself up and leave, still looking professional, but rather flushed....

Nope, never thought about it at all. :confused:

Gulp!! Speechless allmost:D

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Go for it. Its great fun. Just make sure you lock the door!!!

Oh and watch out for stationary on the desk... can poke in areas a girl does not wish to be poked! :confused:

Ive got some comfy chairs and will defintely lock the door!

So, let me get this straight.

I would walk in, dressed in my business suit, hair tied up, looking very professional. You usher me into your office, close the door and then begin to kiss me passionately. You let down my hair and lead me to the desk. In one swift movement you sweep everything from the desk onto the floor, hitch up my skirt, manoeuvre me onto the desk and shag me senseless.

When we're finished, I tidy myself up and leave, still looking professional, but rather flushed....

Nope, never thought about it at all. :)

Erm....yup!

Bwahahaha... Imagine turning up at the GUM clinic with a pencil stuck up yer arse..

Them: We deal with sexual issues

Me: Ermmm... It is!

Sorry, I'll go away now... possibly :eek:

Lol

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Has anyone had an escort come to their office during the day?

Would you ladies consider doing an outcall to an office in the daytime if it was discreet?

Im considering this because i have my own office and i reckon it would be fun!

Great fun but you need a very large desk and a squashy sofa, just to keep your options open :confused:

Oh and forget the swivel chair unless you want her to go arse over tit like I did :eek:

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Great fun but you need a very large desk and a squashy sofa, just to keep your options open :confused:

Oh and forget the swivel chair unless you want her to go arse over tit like I did :)

Great Nina !!!! " Ms. Jones would you like to step into my office.? Jenny, hold all my calls, will you."

there are huge advantages for both parties here. for the guy there is that extra ingredient of the danger and the sheer thrill of doing the [ not so ] unthinkable, with work colleagues only feet away but outside that locked door. going down on Ms Jones re-clining in the executive chair !! this would bring a whole new meaning and dimension to the 30 min punt.

there must be a premium for the lady,as expert roleplay will be required with the intelligence and ability to carry that role off professionally when dealing with receptionists etc. biggest premium will come from the reliance that will be placed on her reputation for trust and discretion.

must be a market for this specialised fetish. would like to hear from any girls or guys who have actually done this.suppose the cost cant be written off for tax purposes as an office expense !! :eek:

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I have seen those office sex sites they are good it is funny you should mention that where i work years ago when we used to have our christmas parties there people used to use the disabled toilet as a place to have naughty buissness in and other unusual places.

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I did request this once from an indie because I work in an office of only 6 employees and I was alone there one evening.

However, the indie refused this because she said there was no shower for either of us to freshen up with....lame excuse I know but thats what i got!

Great idea though!

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I did request this once from an indie because I work in an office of only 6 employees and I was alone there one evening.

However, the indie refused this because she said there was no shower for either of us to freshen up with....lame excuse I know but thats what i got!

Great idea though!

I don't blame her... I hate it when people say "I had a shower this morning" Err it's now 7pm! 12 hours later... NO THANKS STINKY. :confused:

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I don't blame her... I hate it when people say "I had a shower this morning" Err it's now 7pm! 12 hours later... NO THANKS STINKY. :confused:

How do I know what you would have said if a punter sought to come on to you 12 hours after he last showered --- quite rightly, you would have told him to " back.................. !!! :eek:

funnily enough, I would have thought you would be the ideal candidate for this professional role--- the looks, the aura, the confidence, the audacity, the tongue !!

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Tempted until I remembered the cameras in my office

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Unfortunately I haven't had an opportunity to do this in my last few jobs because of the environment and company I've been working for, but in one of the smaller company's I've been at I managed to get away with doing this several times in the evening when everyone had gone home - one of the times was also the first time I ever managed to cum from oral which was a fantastic experience.

I was also lucky enough to be the lucky recipient of this whilst on the phone to a US colleague - the added frisson made it an experience to remember !

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Bwahahaha... Imagine turning up at the GUM clinic with a pencil stuck up yer arse..

Them: We deal with sexual issues

Me: Ermmm... It is!

Sorry, I'll go away now... possibly :eek:

I've tried this, the girl said "Can I use your dictaphone?"

I said "No use a pencil instead2 :confused:

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I did this at my last place just two days before I left the job. It was great I had her give me a BJ in the lift as well. The adrenalin rush was better than the sex and I had her on the board room table as well as other places. I have known the lady in question for quite a while, so the nerves side wasn't so bad.

However I would not recommend it if you intend on staying there. The risk is far too great.

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a very exciting fantasy to be fulfilled.......mmmmmmm:p

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Tempted until I remembered the cameras in my office

Really tempted as well - until I remembered the dirty great window looking out onto the open plan area :confused::eek:

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I don't blame her... I hate it when people say "I had a shower this morning" Err it's now 7pm! 12 hours later... NO THANKS STINKY. :confused:

no one asked what you do and do not hate........

i was freshly showered from the gym...she was refering to herself because she works in an office during the day aswell....

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT FIRST! :eek:

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no one asked what you do and do not hate........

i was freshly showered from the gym...she was refering to herself because she works in an office during the day aswell....

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT FIRST! :confused:

Keep yer hair on, its a FORUM we can say what we like within reason. I'm sure I'm not alone in my views. :eek: And it was a general statement Mr not stinky but obviously SENSITIVE.

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can poke in areas a girl does not wish to be poked! :confused:

Are you sure that said 'areas'?

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