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88 Year Old Virgin

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A friend of mine has an 88 year old neighbour who is still a virgin. This is the source of much frustration on his part. Are there any service providers in the West Sussex area who specialise in this type of service? Thanks.

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what if he had a heart attack when he cum

my oldest regular is 76 and I worry about him

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I thought this was going to be about a sequal to the film seeing as that was the 44 year old virgin

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Para Doxies that Becky Adams is associated with would probably be a good place to enquire. They concentrate on disabled clients but I would not think they are the sort to quibble about whether old age is a disability or not as they have a very positive can-do attitude.

 

I do however think that preparation of for the visit is quite a long drawn out affair - you don't just ring up and someone turns up half an hour later.

 

In other words it is done professionally in a medical sense - they have highly professional medical advisors, for example.

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what if he had a heart attack when he cum

my oldest regular is 76 and I worry about him

So long as he is not on treatment for a heart condition I am sure that this is not a cause for concern. (I am 80 and have today visited my regular lady and I doubt whether my blood pressure was any more raised than anyone else on this board when we came together). I would suggest to the OP that your friend's hopes should not be raised too high - I doubt whether at his age he will have an orgasm but I am sure that he will nonetheless enjoy the experience!

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what if he had a heart attack when he cum

my oldest regular is 76 and I worry about him

yeap , little dangerous for him for sure!

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yeap , little dangerous for him for sure!

Don't be daft. Your as old as you feel and these days your not actually classed as old until you reach 80 anyway (that's official heard it on the telly this morning)so he's only eight years into old age.

I'm sure despite the fact that he's not enjoyed a woman he has self pleasured over the years and has managed to orgasm so doubt it would be the first orgasm of his life, just the first woman to give him one that's all.

I had several clients in the their twilight years and one well into his nineties so it's not unusual at all.

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A friend of mine has an 88 year old neighbour who is still a virgin. This is the source of much frustration on his part. Are there any service providers in the West Sussex area who specialise in this type of service? Thanks.

Is this just your query or has the old fellar actually requested some assistance in finding a lady?

 

You didn't make this clear.

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what if he had a heart attack when he cum

my oldest regular is 76 and I worry about him

 

A Greek friend of mine told me about one of his friends who died of a heart attack whilst shagging a young Russian girl.  So, is possible.

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Can we have the back story on this? Having left it so long, why exactly is he wanting to something about it now? Or has he only just tumbled to the fact that he might not have awful lot of time left? Or has he been too busy with other things? 

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A Greek friend of mine told me about one of his friends who died of a heart attack whilst shagging a young Russian girl. So, is possible.

What a way to go!!!

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Slightly off topic, but my wife used to be a sister in the A & E department of a large hospital in the south west.

 

They had a room within the department which was known as the BID room, as in brought in dead.

An elderly guy was brought in dead by ambulance .he was naked and had an erection. Turns out he’d had a heart attack whilst with a working girl. Obviously they needed to identify him and inform next of kin etc. The identity process starts with the paramedic that brought him in. Turns out that it was the working girl’s first day!

They eventually identified him and informed his next of kin, but didn’t let on when he was and what he was doing when he died.

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A Greek friend of mine told me about one of his friends who died of a heart attack whilst shagging a young Russian girl.  So, is possible.

It is not nearly so rare as some people would have us believe. Take away the "paid" aspect, and you might be surprised just how many people expire in the throes of an erotic session at home, in a hotel or even on holiday.

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I may be wrong but one does feel he has left it too late to worry about it.  I guess if he is adamant he wants to experience sex and not bothered about health then that's ok but I assume a lot of wg will say no as they won't want a guy literally dying on top of them!

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What a way to go!!!

quite - it would be my choice

 

about this 88 year old - surprised anybody would touch this job and the old boy ought not to be encouraged

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What a way to go!!!

BTW - was that paid?

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what if he had a heart attack when he cum

my oldest regular is 76 and I worry about him

 

yeap , little dangerous for him for sure!

 

I may be wrong but one does feel he has left it too late to worry about it.  I guess if he is adamant he wants to experience sex and not bothered about health then that's ok but I assume a lot of wg will say no as they won't want a guy literally dying on top of them!

 

about this 88 year old - surprised anybody would touch this job and the old boy ought not to be encouraged

What an agist lot you all are!!

Well done Holly, I applaud you for bucking the trend on this thread!

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I have clients in their 80's.Whats the problem?People in their 50's can have heart attacks too.His heart might be perfectly healthy and why shouldn't he have some fun if he wants?

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Slightly off topic, but my wife used to be a sister in the A & E department of a large hospital in the south west.

 

They had a room within the department which was known as the BID room, as in brought in dead.

An elderly guy was brought in dead by ambulance .he was naked and had an erection. Turns out he’d had a heart attack whilst with a working girl. Obviously they needed to identify him and inform next of kin etc. The identity process starts with the paramedic that brought him in. Turns out that it was the working girl’s first day!

They eventually identified him and informed his next of kin, but didn’t let on when he was and what he was doing when he died.

Wouldn't they have guessed when they couldn't get the lid on??

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what if he had a heart attack when he cum

my oldest regular is 76 and I worry about him

 

Richard Pryor said something like "If you were given the choice to die in a road accident or die in some pussy ... which line would you be standing in?  Me?  I'd be in that f**kin' long one, jack!"

 

Me too I think.  (I hope no one starts telling me I'm too old to risk having sex with anytime soon).

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Deaths at any age, even amongst supposedly fit people, are not uncommon. Think how many newspaper articles we have read about athletes who have died in marathons, the Great North Run, or even out jogging. Yes, I supposed there are increased risks with age---but it's not a situation confined to the elderly by any means.

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anyway he's left it a bit late - if he just wants the experience of touching up some bouncy young tits and a pert bum and kiss silky thighs - I can understand that - but I doubt if he will feel much let alone get it up

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anyway he's left it a bit late - if he just wants the experience of touching up some bouncy young tits and a pert bum and kiss silky thighs - I can understand that - but I doubt if he will feel much let alone get it up

Surely that may depend on his diet. If he has consumed organic food throughout his long 88 years then I am sure he will be able to get his pecker up!! :o

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Surely that may depend on his diet. If he has consumed organic food throughout his long 88 years then I am sure he will be able to get his pecker up!! :o

How many 88 year olds alive in 2014 will have consumed "organic food throughout his life" Paul? The war years alone would probably have seen 6 years of bully beef and reconstituted egg. My dad was seven before he saw a banana lol.

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Richard Pryor said something like "If you were given the choice to die in a road accident or die in some pussy ... which line would you be standing in?  Me?  I'd be in that f**kin' long one, jack!"

 

Me too I think.  (I hope no one starts telling me I'm too old to risk having sex with anytime soon).

 

Didn't RP also say his father (or grandfather) died precisely in that way? To which he added "Didn't no man wanna fuck her after that!"

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