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Asm Rant - Why Do The Agencies Lie?

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Arrrrrgggghhhhh.

 

These bloody Thai agencies.  Why do they always have to lie to you?  I just booked a girl through ASM and ask specifically if she did A levels.  I called and they said she did, but I asked them to check and half hour later I called again and they confirmed she did.  So obviously I thought she did but was met with a very firm NO, I don't do that.  By now you are 10 mins in to the punt and have handed over the cash.

 

I vowed never to use AsianXclusive again after I went to one punt and was met by a woman who was nearer 45 than the advertised 25 and also stank of booze and looked like she hadn't been to bed, and this was a 10am booking.  They then offered a replacement who was terrible.

 

So both these agencies I will never use again.  AW has a lot of drawbacks and fake profiles but at least most of the time you are dealing with the girl herself and not some bullshit agency who just lie to you in the middle.

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not all agencies lie, LLL likes repeat clients and we have them. ive actually been penalised for being honest on this forum but alas I will tell things how they are. kind regards kate LLL

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Arrrrrgggghhhhh.

 

These bloody Thai agencies.  Why do they always have to lie to you?  I just booked a girl through ASM and ask specifically if she did A levels.  I called and they said she did, but I asked them to check and half hour later I called again and they confirmed she did.  So obviously I thought she did but was met with a very firm NO, I don't do that.  By now you are 10 mins in to the punt and have handed over the cash.

 

I vowed never to use AsianXclusive again after I went to one punt and was met by a woman who was nearer 45 than the advertised 25 and also stank of booze and looked like she hadn't been to bed, and this was a 10am booking.  They then offered a replacement who was terrible.

 

So both these agencies I will never use again.  AW has a lot of drawbacks and fake profiles but at least most of the time you are dealing with the girl herself and not some bullshit agency who just lie to you in the middle.

ASM began life as a blatant B&S operation nearly ten years ago as AsiansupermodelS but after the demise of Oriental Gems and the original A1-Asian, they cleaned up their act a bit, actually posted photos of a few genuine London-based TGs (while still posting fakes of others), and reemerged as Asiansupermodel (no 's'). I gather that they now have several 'exclusives' who are genuine but I would NEVER use the, even if they actually had Suzy Thai on their books!

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 ive actually been penalised for being honest on this forum but alas I will tell things how they are"

 

Actually you received two warning points for touting your business and all your posts now go through pre-mod.

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Arrrrrgggghhhhh.

 

These bloody Thai agencies.  Why do they always have to lie to you?

Blame yourself for believing a word ASM said to you, they are brazen liars. The fact that their site is stuffed with fake reviews ought to give you a clue.

 

Don't tar all the oriental agencies with the same brush. There are a few who pride themselves on being a lot more honest with the punter: 007, Invasian, 4Asian, SAE. Others such as A-Class and AO tend to exaggerate services in the profiles but usually won't lie to you on the phone.

 

Avoiding AX and ASM is a good move if you want to be dealt with honestly.

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Arrrrrgggghhhhh.

 

These bloody Thai agencies.  Why do they always have to lie to you?  I just booked a girl through ASM and ask specifically if she did A levels.  I called and they said she did, but I asked them to check and half hour later I called again and they confirmed she did.  So obviously I thought she did but was met with a very firm NO, I don't do that.  By now you are 10 mins in to the punt and have handed over the cash.

 

I vowed never to use AsianXclusive again after I went to one punt and was met by a woman who was nearer 45 than the advertised 25 and also stank of booze and looked like she hadn't been to bed, and this was a 10am booking.  They then offered a replacement who was terrible.

 

So both these agencies I will never use again.  AW has a lot of drawbacks and fake profiles but at least most of the time you are dealing with the girl herself and not some bullshit agency who just lie to you in the middle.

sorry to hear about that, was it minami that you booked?

Truth is at the moment there are so many new girls as oppose to not many new punters, the quality of these newbies have to be questioned which is why most punters have just stayed faithful to their regular girls.

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I regularly use ASM.  Not our of choice, but because they have so many exclusive girls.  The agency has NEVER passed on my requests for lingerie.  

 

I always pre-book the day before.  Once they didn't send me the address until 10:20.  The appointment was at 10:00.  

 

I had nasty misunderstanding with 007 so don't use them any more.

 

One of the girls told me the woman who runs sexy asian escorts treats her the best.  That would be my agency of choice but she doesn't have many girls on the books.

 

I would be interested to know how you got on with Minami.  She is next one my list. 

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All the agencies use photoshopped pics that often misrepresent
the girls age and appearance-is this honest?

@sexyasianescorts
the average age of the girls listed there is about 23.
in reality most thai london escorts are mid thirties,
so is subtracting 10 years honest?
looks the same as Aclass,Asianoptions to me maybe they are more
honest about the services.

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All the agencies use photoshopped pics that often misrepresent

the girls age and appearance-is this honest?

@sexyasianescorts

the average age of the girls listed there is about 23.

in reality most thai london escorts are mid thirties,

so is subtracting 10 years honest?

looks the same as Aclass,Asianoptions to me maybe they are more

honest about the services.

I've had 2 personal recommendations over the phone for SPs from Maria, whose agency this is

On both separate occasions the recommendations were superb and spot on as per my requirements (Venus and Maria's sister Anna)

I wouldn't hesitate in offering the highest recommendations for both of these girls, Anna especially being an unabashed DFKing revelation

Edited by DickSchlong

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@sexyasianescorts

the average age of the girls listed there is about 23.

in reality most thai london escorts are mid thirties,

so is subtracting 10 years honest?

looks the same as Aclass,Asianoptions to me maybe they are more

honest about the services.

Agree about the age nonsense - the better agencies don't play that game.

 

SAE are certainly more accurate re services than AC or AO.

 

Btw, Dick's post is about SAEL, i .e. Maria's outfit, not the same as SAE.

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Agree about the age nonsense - the better agencies don't play that game.

SAE are certainly more accurate re services than AC or AO.

Btw, Dick's post is about SAEL, i .e. Maria's outfit, not the same as SAE.

Whoops!

My mistake, thanks for the correction Chris

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Doesn't this website have a list of agencies and reputation scores or recommendations?

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Doesn't this website have a list of agencies and reputation scores or recommendations?

Oriental escorts are a niche market and the (mainly) oriental agencies that 'represent' them are well known to the main body of oriental fanciers who frequent the numerous oriental threads here. New oriental punters frequently ask the same questions and get the same answers, but any 'vet' here (eg, ChrisTongue and various others who regularly audition the newest arrivals from Thailand) is likely to recommend the same 4-6 agencies and likely to warn new oriental against the unscrupulous ones. Agencies mainly featuring British and/or other European escorts operate quite differently and their escorts appear to have greater flexibility and to be far more mobile and independent. Edited by Tiggy 7
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Touchwood never had a problem with this agency as yet, although they did once confuse me with a banned client???

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Invasion, ASM and 007 have always been pretty honest with me - good communication, accurate photos, as long as you don't take the pics too seriously. Invasion have a lot of their girls taken with photos which are more natural, in their apartments. You've got to realise that Far Eastern culture is very different from ours. What we call being dishonest isn't to them - it's just being generous with the truth.  Don't build up your expectations too high, live in reality, and you can't go wrong.

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Invasion, ASM and 007 have always been pretty honest with me - good communication, accurate photos, as long as you don't take the pics too seriously. Invasion have a lot of their girls taken with photos which are more natural, in their apartments. You've got to realise that Far Eastern culture is very different from ours. What we call being dishonest isn't to them - it's just being generous with the truth.  Don't build up your expectations too high, live in reality, and you can't go wrong.

Most seasoned London oriental fanciers would exclude ASM (see earlier posts on this thread and on many earlier threads) from your list. Count yourself lucky rather than smart. ;)
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Invasion, ASM and 007 have always been pretty honest with me - good communication, accurate photos, as long as you don't take the pics too seriously. Invasion have a lot of their girls taken with photos which are more natural, in their apartments. You've got to realise that Far Eastern culture is very different from ours. What we call being dishonest isn't to them - it's just being generous with the truth.  Don't build up your expectations too high, live in reality, and you can't go wrong.

To be more specific, ASM's descriptions of their escorts' physical dimensions and services offered are highly suspect, they have a long history of commingling fake photos of pornstars/models (ie, 'bait and switch') with heavily photoshopped pictures of real escorts, and the dubious reliability of the 'reviews' on their website, which are the direct opposite from what you will find on the 007 and Invasian websites. The only time I might be tempted to contact ASM would be to book one of their 'exclusives', after satisfying myself that I could not book them elsewhere, and then only after having seen independent reports here or I FRs from member whose recommendations I have learned to respect. I love Thai WGs as much as the next guy does, but I also know how to access them before I make a booking because there are main pitfalls out there for the unwary. :)

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To be more specific, ASM's descriptions of their escorts' physical dimensions and services offered are highly suspect, they have a long history of commingling fake photos of pornstars/models (ie, 'bait and switch') with heavily photoshopped pictures of real escorts, and the dubious reliability of the 'reviews' on their website, which are the direct opposite from what you will find on the 007 and Invasian websites. The only time I might be tempted to contact ASM would be to book one of their 'exclusives', after satisfying myself that I could not book them elsewhere, and then only after having seen independent reports here or I FRs from member whose recommendations I have learned to respect. I love Thai WGs as much as the next guy does, but I also know how to access them before I make a booking because there are main pitfalls out there for the unwary. :)

I definitely do count myself lucky, because I'm not smart, for sure. To be fair to ASM, I get the impression that they're trying harder, but I'd still go for 007 or Invasion. Whenever I've been considering a girl on ASM I usually check them out on other agencies to see if they've got good feedback there. I don't know why - probably because I'm not that clever. I've not been able to post a review on their site for some reason. It doesn't work, but I do like the fact that you can email them for an appointment with requests; not possible on Invasion. As you say, there's hardly any negative reviews on ASM. I saw Jennifer from ASM (not there any more) about 2 years ago - exclusive to them. She was very good. Does anyone remember her?

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LOL

 

a very entertaining thread for all the wrong reasons...

 

but yes i do remember jennifer (down there in paddington?) she was lovely...

 

and... hold the front page...

 

actually looked like her profile pictures!!!

 

she was in great shape...

 

she didnt last long though did she? thats a shame... or maybe its good... she was really nice but did mention she was struggling with loneliness...

 

i planned on seeing her again but never got round to it...

 

LOL as i was getting dressed, she told me she liked my "style"... referring to my sartorial elegance... a hooker has never said that to me before... i went strutting off down the street feeling very pleased with myself...

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I also saw Jenifer in Praed Street, very good oral technique and a nice general warmth about her

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I have removed a number of off topic posts from this thread. Please keep it on topic.

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 Thankyo mr da loo,  kate xxxxx

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