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DanLeno

Best Escort Name Ever

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I haven't seen the lady.  I have no idea how accurate her pics are.  I have no idea how good a service she offers.  But congratulations to (presumably) the agency for giving her the best name for a big-breasted escort I have ever seen:

Nora Norks

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Maybe I'm too innocent (blushes) but I don't get it. :huh:

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Not quite as good as yours, but the name of Hot Teen Fuck is at least two thirds accurate (I only can't verify her age group...)

Edited by Oldblighter

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Maybe I'm too innocent (blushes) but I don't get it. :huh:

 

There isn't really anything to get.  It isn't a pun or anything like that.  But what I love about it is the combination of that rather harsh, blunt sounding, though slightly adolescent (and, to my mind, very British) slang word for breasts, "norks", alliterated with the old-fashioned and also very British "Nora" (with its unerotic hint of Nora Batty), all put together to refer to a pretty, young, large-breasted, EE escort; a combination that really shouldn't work and yet, somehow, does.

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On AW there is a lady called Sheila Blige... Made me smile anyway  ;)

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On AW there is a lady called Sheila Blige... Made me smile anyway  ;)

 

Some time ago I saw on AW a girl called 'Fuck me hard' or another called 'Alevels specialist'.

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"Sleeping Beauty"

 

Bet she would be great fun on an overnight lol

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Are these made up?

 

If so 'Sloppy Seconds'.

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Clitoria

 

And that's an actual name on AW :o

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Not to mention "Cliterella" - I wonder if she got to the ball? ;)

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Clitoria

 

And that's an actual name on AW :o

LOL, made my day!!!!! 

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I still think one has to go a long way to beat that James Bond heroine Pussy Galore.

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I still think one has to go a long way to beat that James Bond heroine Pussy Galore.

 

Though there is in fact (or was) on AW a Pissy Galore, specialist in watersports as you might guess.

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Furby

 

Terrible name but possibly the best ever

 

"I just fucked a furby"

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