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New definitions for words

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slanted toward the paid sex trade :-

Scintillate - Flexible opening hours

Horticulture - Tea ceremony performed by a prostitute

Mummify - Adult baby service

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Syntax - another way for Alistair Darling to close the budget deficit.

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Countryside - doing away with idiots and nasty people (Ministers?)

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Fellatio - A special gift for your Fella

Horoscope - Researching your next punt

Condom - A Dominatrix who lies

Kim - A girl who goes that extra mile

Nimby (Not In My Back Yard) - Doesn't do anal

Slop - a bareback girl who has seen one too many clients

You could do films and other things too;

'A Passage to India'........Asian anal

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Shemozzle - a WG who swallows.

Artefact - old age punter

Hyperbole - an aggressive titwank

Benefactor - A punter who likes to receive anal sex from a WG.

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Ah the spirit of Humph is strong!

Humph - Wheezy sex performed by an asthmatic

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Hormones : The result of not putting enough in the envelope

Horlicks : What you get if you shave your bits

Testicle : What she does to see if you are awake

B Road : Way to an American loose woman

Benign : Instruction at a Bukkake Party

Cauterise : Finally getting the Pro to realise you are her Punter for the evening whilst meeting in a hotel reception

Nitrates : Cheaper than the hourly rate x the hours

Impotent : Distinguished and well known but badly spoken

Rectum : Grieveously injured during ball play sex

Eclipse: When a cockney wants to be fully shaved down below

Rubberneck : An amateur's attempt at massage

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Shagpile - a list of prospective escorts.

Welcome - a particularly satisfying orgasm.

Pinprick - a disrespectful term used by Escorts towards irritating punters.

Chiropodist - Foot worshipper with a bloody good excuse.

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Replicant - A wg whose pics are excessively Photoshoped.

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Fellatio - A special gift for your Fella

Horoscope - Researching your next punt

Condom - A Dominatrix who lies

Kim - A girl who goes that extra mile

Nimby (Not In My Back Yard) - Doesn't do anal

Slop - a bareback girl who has seen one too many clients

You could do films and other things too;

'A Passage to India'........Asian anal

Surely 'A Backpassage to India'

with its companion 'Howards End'

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EasyVirtue

Budget punting service launched by Stelios, all the girls decked out in orange

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O2 - 2 girl oral whilst they text

BT - Bi-Textual; you both text whilst punting

Broadband - Hookers' instrumental group

Orange - Punt under a sun bed

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Shortbread -A client who is lacking of cash for a booking.

Impeachment- anal sex with with a girl with a peachy bum

Lard- chubby client with erection

Downsize-reduced penis after ejaculation

Profit -Slender and fit prostitute

Outlay-al fresco sex

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Regulate - Reminder for tardy established client.

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Procreation : Paying an amateur after sex

Propitiate: Sucking a WG under the arms

Procedure : WG with telescope

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Profound : The right directions to her flat!

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Horsebox - fight breaks out at parlour.

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Binomial - a midget who swings both ways.

Apocalypse - a wg with a very good blow-job mouth.

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