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so I stop in London for a bit of fun before a 10day business trip and see a lovely lady for a couple of hours. On said business trip, I have no time for any fun, but I am in 3 cities and in and out of my bag constantly. Lo and behold, when I get home and unpack, I find and stray long blonde hair in my bag.

 

no matter what precautions you take, there's always something you missed

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I would find a better wig maker if I were you!! If hairs keep dropping out at that rate you will look like Telly Savalas in a few weeks!

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I had dry lips when I was away on business and popped into a pharmacy to get some lip stuff purely for myself. Problem was that  it was shaped like a lipstick, so it raised a few eyebrows when I got home.  

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I once saw a guy at his house and after we had 'done' he vacuumed  the bed quilt.  I had to stifle a smile, but it was a neat thing to do.

 

If I go on an outcall I always make sure that if I have to comb my hair afterwards I do it over the sink in the bathroom and collect up any loose hairs and flush them down the loo.

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In na overeas strip club the hostess (yep hostess and not one of the dancers) slipped her garter into my pocket...

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In na overeas strip club the hostess (yep hostess and not one of the dancers) slipped her garter into my pocket...

Why?? Wouldn't it go round your waist?? :P

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That actually made me laugh!!!! A tractor tyre would'nt fit around my waist...

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That actually made me laugh!!!! A tractor tyre would'nt fit around my waist...

and your reply made me titter!!

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I once saw a guy at his house and after we had 'done' he vacuumed the bed quilt. I had to stifle a smile, but it was a neat thing to do.

If I go on an outcall I always make sure that if I have to comb my hair afterwards I do it over the sink in the bathroom and collect up any loose hairs and flush them down the loo.

A girl I saw recently for an overnight almost cleaned my flat for me. I said it was okay and didn't need to worry too much but I was actually quite impressed that she would consider things like this(she knows I have a partner obviously!)

I would also like to add that this post has officially taken me off the newbie list!!!

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A girl I saw recently for an overnight almost cleaned my flat for me. I said it was okay and didn't need to worry too much but I was actually quite impressed that she would consider things like this(she knows I have a partner obviously!)

I would also like to add that this post has officially taken me off the newbie list!!!

Congratulations!! I can hear the bells ringing out from up here in Porkershire!!

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Whenever I slip up in any way, I get extremely angry with myself. There are no excuses whatsoever should damage be suffered by others as a result.

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I figured 2 weeks on the road with take care of any subtle evidence like perfume scent et cetera, but I will now examine my bag like a CSI dick before I head home.

 

I also once had a bit too much fun, and too much to drink  in at Elite strip club in Panama City, and my "private entertainment" was charged to my credit card. luckily the wife didn't see that bill. It got lost ;)

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I figured 2 weeks on the road with take care of any subtle evidence like perfume scent et cetera, but I will now examine my bag like a CSI dick before I head home.

 

I also once had a bit too much fun, and too much to drink  in at Elite strip club in Panama City, and my "private entertainment" was charged to my credit card. luckily the wife didn't see that bill. It got lost ;)

It might also be a good idea to examine your dick like an old bag!!

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I used to meet a guy and always we had very passionate encounters.  One day he told me he always checks his pants when he gets home as he found my long hair entangled around his legs.  I don't get my own hair entangled around my legs so how is possible to get entangled around his?

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I used to meet a guy and always we had very passionate encounters.  One day he told me he always checks his pants when he gets home as he found my long hair entangled around his legs.  I don't get my own hair entangled around my legs so how is possible to get entangled around his?

I can think of a reason.  I have long hair too and it always likes to join in.  One good rule is to tie your hair back when sucking cock :)

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I can think of a reason.  I have long hair too and it always likes to join in.  One good rule is to tie your hair back when sucking cock :)

 

As a rule I pull up, yet some guys like my hair on their chest........... to their own 'peril'.   :)

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I like long hair everywhere, sends tingles through me...may not be practical for the lady but prefer hair down...

Might settle for a sexy ponytail lol...

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My wife and I don't sleep together and she knows and accepts that I indulge in "R&R". However she would totally freak if I brought a girl home. Which, of course I can't resist on the rare occasions she is away.

 

Last time she got back from a long journey, said she was going to bed and came down twenty minutes later with a long black hair (she is short and brown) she had found on our white duvet cover. "Oh I am sorry", I said, "I should have brushed down my cords after I saw that EE girl in Milton Keynes this afternoon". I still don't know if she bought it.

 

I'm going to be much more careful (she may even take particular note how she leaves everything in future) and also use the spare room instead of our own.

 

I am reminded of the story of a guy who had a particularly imaginative time with an outcall girl in the marital bed, cleaned up and turned on the bedside light only to see two clearly female handprints in baby oil on the wallpaper above the headboard......

 

Daffon

 

 

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I don't think your partner finding a hair is enough proof.  If you stayed in a hotel and you put your clothes in a draw and packed them again in your bag the hair could have been picked up from the draw.  It proves nothing.  Hair in your pants a different story and if ginger or blonde I'd be in trouble!!

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My wife and I don't sleep together and she knows and accepts that I indulge in "R&R". However she would totally freak if I brought a girl home. Which, of course I can't resist on the rare occasions she is away.

 

Last time she got back from a long journey, said she was going to bed and came down twenty minutes later with a long black hair (she is short and brown) she had found on our white duvet cover. "Oh I am sorry", I said, "I should have brushed down my cords after I saw that EE girl in Milton Keynes this afternoon". I still don't know if she bought it.

 

I'm going to be much more careful (she may even take particular note how she leaves everything in future) and also use the spare room instead of our own.

 

I am reminded of the story of a guy who had a particularly imaginative time with an outcall girl in the marital bed, cleaned up and turned on the bedside light only to see two clearly female handprints in baby oil on the wallpaper above the headboard......

 

Daffon

 

I understand your 'predicament', yet I feel so sorry for your poor wife.  Don't we all want to be in loving relationships?  

 

Years ago I stayed in a hotel room with this girl several years younger than me with that innocent look on her face due to her gorgeous skin and a high level of stupidity.......  I did not realise that she was lying about everything, as I was not brought up in that kind of environment but one day as I went for an afternoon nap I discovered lots of short, curly hair in my cute bedding and expensive blanket.  Basically she shagged one of her boyfriends in my bed and did not even bother to clean it afterwards.  As usual, I thought it was my fault and did not think much about it, but only years later I realised how she lied to me all the time about lots of things as I discovered that she even run away without paying any rent to an old woman I was put in touch with to get hold of my 'friend'.

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Yes would love to be in love!  Save a lot of money as well and save a lot of time!  Although I see escorts and enjoy it sometimes my heart says that but my head says its a mugs game in reality! From a mental point of view in the long run it doesn't do you any good.  See Annabelle I bet I would have more fun going out to dinner with you than just making love to you.  I'm in my 40's and sex is great but its not everything.  There is an empty feeling sometimes that I don't like!!

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Real redheads are the worst - especially the ones with long hair.   Some years ago took a (banned) friend out for a meal and a movie and whatever came long (sadly nothing...) and dropped her off at hers.  Went home.  Next day, wife is back from wherever and wants to go to the park.  I go to the garage and get the car out and notice, thank God, that the very coarse seat fabric is covered in long - metre plus - red hairs.  Whereupon I shout back into the house, that I am just going to go and fill the car up, back in five minutes, and I head off and vacuum the whole fucking interior.

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Yes would love to be in love!  Save a lot of money as well and save a lot of time!  Although I see escorts and enjoy it sometimes my heart says that but my head says its a mugs game in reality! From a mental point of view in the long run it doesn't do you any good.  See Annabelle I bet I would have more fun going out to dinner with you than just making love to you.  I'm in my 40's and sex is great but its not everything.  There is an empty feeling sometimes that I don't like!!

Wait until you get to sixty.  As far as I can see, that feeling only gets worse.

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Cumonce & Dick78, I liked your posts in an empathetic way. I'm in my 40's and truly miss the romance of being "in love".

DG

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I was reading a review of apartments for punters whoring in Thailand. The owners said that as part of the cleaning service they checked the beds and de haired pillows Apparently the bar girls would kick off at the sight of stray hairs from a rival.

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