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Calling Me Honey And Darling

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Is it just me or do other guys get annoyed when girls start calling you Darling and Honey/Babe instead of your real name  ?

 

Last evening I paid £800 for two hour incall with a top agency in London, supposed " star girl"  and in the middle of the booking she starts moaning and groaning  "Oh Honey...it's soo big"  and a few minutes later "Oh Babe..it feels so good..it's the best I've ever had"

 

So I stop whatever I was doing, burst out laughing and roll over and said to her  "Excuse me but where is the other guy in the room.  Where is the guy who's soo big and is giving you the best dick ever ?  "

 

I can't see him anywhere, and there's only me here,  54 years old, bald, middle aged, and 4" dick.

 

Completely ruined the booking, made it known to her that I wasn't happy, and killed all the chemistry.

 

Surely the receptionist at the agency gives the girl the name of the man booking, so its on ther phone or ipad when he arrives.     Or am I asking too much ?

 

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Is it just me or do other guys get annoyed when girls start calling you Darling and Honey/Babe instead of your real name  ?

 

Last evening I paid £800 for two hour incall with a top agency in London, supposed " star girl"  and in the middle of the booking she starts moaning and groaning  "Oh Honey...it's soo big"  and a few minutes later "Oh Babe..it feels so good..it's the best I've ever had"

 

So I stop whatever I was doing, burst out laughing and roll over and said to her  "Excuse me but where is the other guy in the room.  Where is the guy who's soo big and is giving you the best dick ever ?  "

 

I can't see him anywhere, and there's only me here,  54 years old, bald, middle aged, and 4" dick.

 

Completely ruined the booking, made it known to her that I wasn't happy, and killed all the chemistry.

 

Surely the receptionist at the agency gives the girl the name of the man booking, so its on ther phone or ipad when he arrives.     Or am I asking too much ?

 

The last thing a WG will ever know is my real name !   I much prefer honey/babe whatever .

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To the op.............

 

I hate being called darling/honey/hun/sweetie.............. all that slop.

 

I never do it either.... it does not trip off my tongue...... never has.

 

Is your willy really only 4ins honeybunch  sir?

Edited by Lynn

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To the op.............

 

I hate being called darling/honey/hun/sweetie.............. all that slop.

 

I never do it either.... it does not trip off my tongue...... never has.

 

Is your willy really only 4ins honeybunch  sir?

 

 

Hmmm. I  am guilty of using honey every now and again. I tend to use it   for EE ladies , probably because I think they are used to using it themselves.

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To the op.............

 

I hate being called darling/honey/hun/sweetie.............. all that slop.

 

I never do it either.... it does not trip off my tongue...... never has.

 

Is your willy really only 4ins honeybunch  sir?

 

 

It can depend on the lady you are with !

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Hmmm. I  am guilty of using honey every now and again. I tend to use it   for EE ladies , probably because I think they are used to using it themselves.

Guilt not appropriate ......  it is hardly a crime....

 

I put up with a lot of people calling me hun or darl......  I inwardly cringe but it's not worth getting my thong in a tangle over.

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There's a Romanian lady who calls me "bby" in messages, we haven't met yet but hoping to in a few weeks as she's touring at present.

I always give my real first name but if I gave an alias I'd prefer to be called that than bby, honey, etc etc.

DG (Diamond)

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I'm guilty of calling people pet names but I'm from Yorkshire and its kind of what we do...I can't help call people love or flower or darling.Its not meant in a patronising way its sort of how people talk up here to one another and on the phone.I'm not into honey or baby though and I don't like it via email as a first time contact.I think I'd have been more annoyed at the best time I've ever had and all that palaver...very naff.

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I hate "Babe"

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Good grief. The girl was trying to make you feel good. She may have been bad at it but remember a lot of guys probably love it when she talks to them like that and a lot if guys do ask us to talk dirty to them. I'm sure she felt great after you mocked her to her face.

Yes she should have had your name but to be fair I've had the same guys booking with a different name everytime in the past so she would likely assume it's not your real name even if she had it

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Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

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I can't stand being called hun or babe etc, but as Lynn says, not worth getting bothered outwardly about it!

 

I can't do the whole porny fake stuff either though and I have often wondered if I should do more of the whole 'Oh you're sooo amazing/ what a great cock you have/OOh you're so sexy etc etc but I just can't do it, not my style and would feel insulting to the intelligent men I see who know full well that they do not have a huge dick or looks to match David Beckham. 

 

I figure I retain the men who like my style and the others who want fake porny shite will go elsewhere! 

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Insincerity aside, I find hun and babes rather sweet endearments.  

 

Believe me I've been called a lot, lot worse.

Edited by WhilstNeroplays

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For that price she could call me anything!  At £6.66 per minute I wouldn't be wasting time on what she calls me I would be trying to get as much down time as possible!!  Hopefully me up and her down on me! 

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I'm not bothered whether a wg uses my name or not although it is nice when they do. The big turn off for me is anything obviously false or faked praise. Although I might have a different opinion if I'd paid 800 quid for two hours...

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Seems like a bit of an overreaction there - like Chloe said, am sure she was trying to make it a good experience.  In my view, both parties taking equal responsibility for setting the right mood and making each other feel comfortable and with a 2 hour booking you have plenty of time to explore this with one another.  On the other hand, we all have mannerisms that are not everyone's cup of tea and if you are expecting perfection everytime you make a booking then I think you are going to be disappointed more often than not. 

 

You may also want to think about a shorter booking with a new girl, rather than diving in with £800 first time.

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The darling/hun thing aside.... I think it is fine to bolster a client's ego a little bit now and then..... it is all part and parcel of what we do..... 

 

but grossly exaggerating things by way of shrieks of ecstasy and waves of unbearable delight while telling the man he is the best they ever had.................. well that is just not on in my book....

 

I have met some who tell me "Gloria said I was the best fuck she has had in years" or "Tessa begged me to stay longer.... I was making her cum over and over"

 

all sounds a bit fake to me and if sounds that way to me I am sure a lot of men would see right through it too.

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I'll could slap anyone calling me babe, hun, darling or whatever the pet name you use. We have a name (well, or a nickname).

 

And the 'wow it's so big' is for girls without imagination, seriously... I agree with Lynn, we take care of your ego gents, but it's better to be genuine when it comes to the bedroom.

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I'd prefer it if I were addressed by my real name.

 

And it IS indeed better to be genuine in the bed. I'd rather she said nothing at all when it came to 'size'.

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.....................  having said what I did above..............

 

the words Mon Cheri  do sound rather lovely  ;)

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The darling/hun thing aside.... I think it is fine to bolster a client's ego a little bit now and then..... it is all part and parcel of what we do.....

but grossly exaggerating things by way of shrieks of ecstasy and waves of unbearable delight while telling the man he is the best they ever had.................. well that is just not on in my book....

I have met some who tell me "Gloria said I was the best fuck she has had in years" or "Tessa begged me to stay longer.... I was making her cum over and over"

all sounds a bit fake to me and if sounds that way to me I am sure a lot of men would see right through it too.

Couldn't agree more, ladies wailing and groaning porn star style is a major turn off for me.

A soft natural giggle/mutter/groan or stretch/slight position change is way more erotic (even if it's well acted rather than genuine).

Yes, it's lovely to bring a lady to orgasm but if it's going to be faked then at least make it feel natural.

DG

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Why not simply tell the lady you don't enjoy nicknames like that, but you love it when she actually uses your name? I really don't see the point in letting something small as this ruin your experience with her. It's totally ok not to like a thing, but it is up to you to have the communication skill to tell her that and then pleasantly continue your booking. 

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I'll just repeat what many have said,real name.I have a feeling that a vast amount,maybe a majority of punters use a false name.I'll bet some have even forgotten what name they have used actually during the booking.Now for hun,love,darling,sweetheart etc.If you live in London then you've probably heard them many times,well unless you confine yourself to the poncier areas.You got to any market and you'll hear,be called them pretty much by all and sundry.In fact,youll find regional preferences of these endearments all over the country.Pet,hen,treacle etc.
It seems some people get upset by these due to the particular sections of society that tend to use them most.
As for the rest.Well perhaps you could ask them to be brutally honest next time.If nothing else it'd make for entertaining dirty talk.Oh "fred".I just love it when your gut bounces off of me.Fuck me harder.Oh god its so good.That cock is so tiny i can't even feel itFuck me hard.Fuck me so hard i may even feel it slightly enter.

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While I don't care for "Babe" or "Honey",  I realise that a lady who sees a great many guys in a shift will quickly forget what name she is screwing at the time.

 

That partly  informs my decision to book with indies who state that they see relatively few guys per day. At least I have a fighting chance that they will remember my name. I shall put that to the test tomorrow!

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