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The distribution of escorts and wgs outside London is amazingly patchy. For no apparent reason places like Milton Keynes is knee deep in them but west of Swindon they are few and far between. I was perusing the lists as I am off for a weekend away down in sillybuggerfromthewestcountry land and found one enterprising lass offering her services from a camper van!

I know lots of places have kebab vans and mobile Chinese takeaways patrolling the smaller towns which cannot support a full time venue, but never heard of a mobile escort before! The idea sounds wonderful and stupid in equal measure. I love the idea of her arriving at some sea side car park and selling her wares but the idea of this van heaving out all over the place on knackered suspension and her popping out every ten minutes to feed the meter fills me with bemusement. I would imagine there would be no pre or post nookie showering, or would a dip in the sea before hand by the punter satisfy the less fussy women?

Mind you there are some lovely images. 69 followed by a 99 anyone? Or kicking open the back doors and shagging to the majesty of Lulworth cove or Lands End is a box ticker.

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It's certainly not a new idea. There have been girls doing it for many years. It depends on the size of the camper. Many are bigger than some girls' flats and have better facilites and all will have showers. Was there not once a girl operating in a caravan along side the A1 in Yorkshire/Lincolmshire?

There was once a girl who had a mobile home in the Lake District and she came up here every few weeks and worked. I visited once and it was OK as it was quiet but perhaps not so good when there were a lot of families about.

I think a girl with a decent camper could do well touring the places that other girls don't reach.

As the OP says, I don't know why some girls have a huge number of WGs, such as MK, Manchester or Newcastle but if you go more than 20 miles from those places it is a desert, even though there are large towns and plenty of guys. Perhaps girls could show a bit more imagination as to where they tour to?

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Think I'll stick to luxury furnished apartments, but everyone to their own ;)

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i hear there is a girl who used to tour in a narrow boat on the canals. 

 

well why not?

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Camper van? Luxury! We used to shag in a cardboard box!

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The person makes the experience for me...location can/cannot be an added bonus

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Camper van? Luxury! We used to shag in a cardboard box!

did yer work 25 hours at t'mill and carry yyer bike 'ome to save on tyre rubber?

 

then go out wit' ten bob note, 'ave 5 pints o' mild, fish n chips and still 'ave enough fer tram 'home?

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Aye. And yer tell that t' young people today, and they doan't believe yer!

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But back on topic, there are ladies who arrange outdoor dogging meets (paid for of course), so they don't even need a van, just a car. Then there are a few advertising "car fun", one-to-one.

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there used to be a train service between charing cross and cannon street.  evidently the 15 minute non stop journey in the non corridor carriages was just enough time for hookers to service their clients.  Then they spoiled it by putting in a stop at waterloo east.  Service was ended when they opened the district railway which killed the service totally.

 

on that note I still want to have an outcall on the london -scotland sleeper train.

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This thread is sad and freaky at the same time.

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This thread is sad and freaky at the same time.

maybe it was my post that disturbed you.  but the piece about the charing cross to connon st was in the 19th century.  The dostrict railway opened its cannon st station in 1884,  Waterloo east opened in 1869 as waterloo junction. Old Old stuff.

 

but why is it creepy to do this in unusual places?  Have you not had sex in the sun in a remote field or hillside?

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Do you know, I could go for a narrow boat session. The French used to have brothels with railway carriages running on tracks to satisfy the 18th century fetish of train sex.

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It's not creepy but seeing WGs as pieces of meat just for a quick shag disturbs me. I respect your point of view. Just respect mine xx

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'The French' are not me Lessingham.

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It's not creepy but seeing WGs as pieces of meat just for a quick shag disturbs me. I respect your point of view. Just respect mine xx

 

i was not justifying the quick shag on a train.  just noting it for interest because we were discussing unusual working places.

 

But there are girls who crave quickie bookings.  You will have to ask them why they like them.  But we are all different and enjoy different things.

 

I had a gf long long ago who got off having a  quickie in the front room in the knowledge her mum would be home very soon.  So not all girls like only the long romantic sex sessions.

 

each to their own.  that is what makes life fun.

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My apologies, French Belle. I have never seen escorts as pieces of meat. The term shagging was not meant to imply that. Also I worded the comment about the brothel badly. Perhaps I should have said "in France" or more correctly, in Paris.

Sorry

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An outcall with an Sp near Lands End in broad daylight.With us both stark naked banging each others bones.That sounds good, you don't even need a cardboard box for that one!

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there used to be a train service between charing cross and cannon street.  evidently the 15 minute non stop journey in the non corridor carriages was just enough time for hookers to service their clients.  Then they spoiled it by putting in a stop at waterloo east.  Service was ended when they opened the district railway which killed the service totally.

 

on that note I still want to have an outcall on the london -scotland sleeper train.

I met a lady in Bristol some years ago who used to ply her trade on the London Scotland train. Lovely lady.

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'Painted_wagon' on Adultwork is on tour, presumably in her caravan.

 

Edit not caravan, camper van.

Edited by pollyp23

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i hear there is a girl who used to tour in a narrow boat on the canals. 

 

well why not?

That would be me maybe. I did see guys on my boat from time to time but couldn't really tour, we can't get very far doing fur miles an hour. Did have some interesting long weekend bookings with boat lovers though.

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That would be me maybe. I did see guys on my boat from time to time but couldn't really tour, we can't get very far doing fur miles an hour. Did have some interesting long weekend bookings with boat lovers though.

 

So you're the captain of the Love Boat then Holly ? This is an interesting idea ! :P

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Ha ha, the whole idea is so hilarious: I imagine a couple hitting their heads all the time due to lack of space.  I guess only certain positions can be achieved.  Most surely I could not do it.

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Ha ha, the whole idea is so hilarious: I imagine a couple hitting their heads all the time due to lack of space.  I guess only certain positions can be achieved.  Most surely I could not do it.

bet there is more room on a narrow boat than a yacht.

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I'd like to take that bet...haha

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