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Getting Caught

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Did anyone ever get caught by wife or GF?

Or what was the closest almost?

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My testicles are still attached to the rest of my body, so I haven't been caught out, but oh so close...

 

The worst time was making a call to a WG (who was also a friend) from my work number and leaving her a voicemail, only to realise to my horror afterwards that I had called my wife's mobile instead :o

 

I was about one word away from armageddon, but thankfully the message was just about generic enough. Had I been using a secret SIM or mobile that would have probably been impossible to explain, but then I would have used a stored number I guess.

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Or, your wife would have assume that all of a sudden you are very lovey dovey.

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Or, your wife would have assume that all of a sudden you are very lovey dovey.

And probably would anwer like: what do you want? Again?

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Or, your wife would have assume that all of a sudden you are very lovey dovey.

 

I am lovey dovey! :lol:

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 Holy shit Vindaloo how did your wife react ?

My testicles are still attached to the rest of my body, so I haven't been caught out, but oh so close...

 

The worst time was making a call to a WG (who was also a friend) from my work number and leaving her a voicemail, only to realise to my horror afterwards that I had called my wife's mobile instead :o

 

I was about one word away from armageddon, but thankfully the message was just about generic enough. Had I been using a secret SIM or mobile that would have probably been impossible to explain, but then I would have used a stored number I guess.

 

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My testicles are still attached to the rest of my body, so I haven't been caught out, but oh so close...

 

The worst time was making a call to a WG (who was also a friend) from my work number and leaving her a voicemail, only to realise to my horror afterwards that I had called my wife's mobile instead :o

 

I was about one word away from armageddon, but thankfully the message was just about generic enough. Had I been using a secret SIM or mobile that would have probably been impossible to explain, but then I would have used a stored number I guess.

 

LOL !  Obviously not :   "I I'm really looking forward to anal and cumming on your face like last week"

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 Holy shit Vindaloo how did your wife react ?

 

 

Like I say, the message was thankfully not incriminating, so she was just slightly confused, and thankfully juggling about 6 other things at the time. Not literally.

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Yes and its a weird feeling knowing that your partner and kids know what you do.  I get called all sorts of name weirdo, Rolf Harris, Jimmy Sav all sorts.    I laugh it off at home.  Why do you ask are you worried you might get caught!  By the way I still have my testicles!  You can't change the past just look positive for the future.  It is what it is.

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My testicles are still attached to the rest of my body, so I haven't been caught out, but oh so close...

Good news about your testicles Vin :D

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Maybe just like those British women who woke up speaking with foreign accent, your wives will wake up one day wanting lots of sex.  I wonder if I will wake up one day not wanting sex anymore............. Oh, begone, devilish thought.

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Maybe just like those British women who woke up speaking with foreign accent, your wives will wake up one day wanting lots of sex.

 

This has also happened to me, but it doesn't last.

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If we did wake up and did not want sex, imagine all those pretty escorts out of business! Heathrow chock a block with Thais and EE girls flying off to new lands and hardly any flying in. Loads of Single flats for rent around Paddington and the Edgware road. There would be hundreds of millions of pounds lying idle in male bank accounts. A utopia or dystopia?

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If we did wake up and did not want sex, imagine all those pretty escorts out of business! Heathrow chock a block with Thais and EE girls flying off to new lands and hardly any flying in. Loads of Single flats for rent around Paddington and the Edgware road. There would be hundreds of millions of pounds lying idle in male bank accounts. A utopia or dystopia?

 

And about £10bn off GDP!

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And about £10bn off GDP!

What a waste that would be ! :D

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We are working hard to kerp the economy up and running. :)

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We are working hard to kerp the economy up and running. :)

 

I think it's the ladies who are working hard, but we Punters have a hand in it - or at least a finger.

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Of course they are. I was just kidding. We do what punters do. :)

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What wouldn't we do for this country eh ?

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What wouldn't we do for this country eh ?

 

Eat andouilletes?

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Eat andouilletes?

Erm... We don't have the same tastes lol. Cheese and wine for me, but feel free to order whatever you fancy ;)

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If we did wake up and did not want sex, imagine all those pretty escorts out of business! Heathrow chock a block with Thais and EE girls flying off to new lands and hardly any flying in. Loads of Single flats for rent around Paddington and the Edgware road. There would be hundreds of millions of pounds lying idle in male bank accounts. A utopia or dystopia?

 

Probably more English men will set up colonies in different EE countries or Thailand requesting citizenships and passports and creating mini England there.

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Immigration seems a one way street. Every country I have tried has rejected me.

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Immigration seems a one way street. Every country I have tried has rejected me.

 

What? ha ha, what happened?

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