LEXX

Struggling To Write A Review

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How can you complain about an incall apartment when the property is worth many millions of pounds?

How can you complain about a ladies service when a second girl strolls in and gives you one of the best blowjobs of your life free of charge.

I have many complaints about today's punt but don't have the words in my vocabulary after today's bizarre events.

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Forget complaining give me the details of this place so I can experience this too

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And then the alarm clock went off ( laughing)

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I'd like to know where it is as well

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  How was the bathroom .  Single shower or assisted bath  ?    Now you have calmed down a bit LEXX , just start from the beginning   ,

 

    "   I rang the doorbell and then .........   " 

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LEXX, more information required  ;)

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 .....  she buzzed me in  . Hiding behind the door as they do , I soon discovered why when I entered her flat and saw her in the true light from the half open window .

 

  Was this the same girl , I thought to myself ,  as she held her hand out towards me . I quickly had to decide was she extending her hand to lead me to the bathroom or was she asking for the money . I wasn't sure but held on to the envelope as long as I could .

 

   But NO ,   all she did was shake my hand and introduce herself . I leaned forward for a kiss on the cheek but she turned her garlic smelling mouth away .

 

   She walked over and turned the key in the lock . A flush of fear came over me .  " it's ok  "   , she says in a dark brown voice , " my friend is in the other room  , don't be nervous honey  " 

 

    She sat on her bed but she still looked taller than most girls I had visited . I thought I better say something so I asked her if she enjoyed the opening ceremony of the commonwealth games on TV last night . She gave me a strange look . She crossed her legs , I crossed my fingers . I wondered what her friend looked like . Couldn't be worse than this in front of me I thought .

 

  The bathroom door suddenly opened and .........

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After waiting outside in the searing heat and contacting the agency once more, she came downstairs and opened the door. Wearing not what I requested but no panties either.

I was led upstairs to a room with a bed, an iPhone playing music and a bathroom with no hot water. No ambience no air conditioning not even a basic fan.

She offered to take me into the spa / jacuzzi which was supposedly in the other room. After 3 flights or stairs a garage and an odd looking builder and a splinter in my foot from the unfinished flooring. I saw the best hot tubs in central london however with no lighting and no towel for the lady nor any bath products.

Back to the room a full 10 minutes later (8 of them spent on walking back) I lay on the bed and a mediocre fk owo started, owo in a few positions until she reached for her ringing phone and rather then CIM I spunked into the towel I used to shower with to avoid it ruining the underlaid carpet.

Some chit chat and as I'm lying there naked her friend arrives unexpectedly and gets undressed using the weather for an excuse. The girl who I booked answers another call and is expecting a delivery, the friend can see the look on my face and with about 5 minutes to go gives me one of the most enthusiastic blowjobs I've had in ages with the CIM I had longed and hoped for.

Needless to say I was out of there as fast as possible.

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 .... her friend emerged  .   Looking between  her legs I caught a glimpse of the tiles on the bathroom wall at the side of the pan . Just as I thought  , 8 x 6  in a light grey colour  . I just knew she couldn't be a 8 x 8  even though she was a big girl .

 

   She looked like japanese .  She was my first ever japanese sighting in london . No , I lied about that  , just to get that prevert wurpunta interested should he be reading this thread and getting bored .

 

  She looked Thai .  I started to wish I had booked though a more honest agency like , 4asianescorts.com . I would have felt more at ease .

 

   "  As you seem to be finished in the bathroom  , any chance of a bit of WS  ?  "  I asked girl number 2 

 

   "  no , but I give a good blow job  "  , she replied and with that she wrapped her lips around my dong until my pubic hair was touching her chin .   Her friend , number 1   , could only watch in amazement .

 

   Would I have to pay for a duo here  ? I thought . But I hadn't touched the first girl .  Better check with the agency before handing over the cash .

 

   Number 2 swallowed hard and it was over in no time . Not a drop of sperm left as evidence .  My knees crumpled and I was on the floor trying to recover .

 

   While I lay there , the words of a well know David Bowie song were going through my head , the one that goes  "  you got your moma in a whirl , not sure if  ..... "   ,    Rebel Rebel  , I think it's called . 

 

   As I lay there , as I just lay there  , number 1 girl took the envelope out from my inside jacket pocket . I couldn't resist .  Then she turned the key in the lock and opened the flat door .  She looked at me , looked at the direction of the hallway , and lit a cigarette and blew the smoke out through the window .......,,

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    She sat on her bed but she still looked taller than most girls I had visited . I thought I better say something so I asked her if she enjoyed the opening ceremony of the commonwealth games on TV last night . She gave me a strange look . She crossed her legs , I crossed my fingers . I wondered what her friend looked like . Couldn't be worse than this in front of me I thought .

 

  The bathroom door suddenly opened and .........

 

How big were her feet, and did she have an adam's apple?  Exaggerated wiggle when she walks and deep voice when she talks?

 

Check her plumbing before proceeding further, and I am not referring to her bathroom!

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At this stage I cannot divulge the agency and the girl, I will see the response from both parties.

Opened the door late

Dress request not required

No makeup applied

No ambience in the room

No not water

No music

No cooling from aircon or fan

Bumping into another bloke in the property

No shared bath despite the best hot tub around

Dodged CIM by answering her phone

The list can go and on

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Lexx, you remind me of the line from Road to Perdition "the only guarantee we have in this game is that we are all going to hell."

The rolling of the dice as we knock on the door. Will it be a double six or an average 7? Or will they fall on double one that drops us on Mayfair with a hotel?

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Unfortunately there are lots of rubbish flats in central London, some scarcely furnished and worth millions of pounds.  And lots of girls change the facts in order to continue working with an agency.  Unfortunately in this time and age, especially in central London due to the high number of escorts, is all about pleasing the customer.  If he is not happy he will go somewhere else.  Fact.

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At this stage I cannot divulge the agency and the girl, I will see the response from both parties.

Opened the door late

Dress request not required

No makeup applied

No ambience in the room

No not water

No music

No cooling from aircon or fan

Bumping into another bloke in the property

No shared bath despite the best hot tub around

Dodged CIM by answering her phone

The list can go and on

 

 

Doesn't sound good at all! Would it be too rude to ask how much you had to fork out for the privilege?

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Doesn't sound good at all! Would it be too rude to ask how much you had to fork out for the privilege?

200 pounds for the hour

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