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My first ever punt might be in a few days. Any rookie mistakes? :)

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Would be great to have more details, don't you think so ?

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 As a " newbie "  you will never have the nerve to walk if the lady is not the one you thought she was . You will think  , well I'm here now , might as well go through with it  , it will probably be ok  .  It wont . 

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My first ever punt might be in a few days. Any rookie mistakes? :)

turn up on time, clean (or ask for a shower) and with the right money.

consider telling her its your first time.  she will help with everything.

dont take anything else to the punt.  not cos she will steal from you, its just embarrassing to have to go back for stuff you leave behind.

and above all else - enjoy

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well, this will be my first punt. not first sex. i'm a 24 year old, attractive guy. happily in a relationship. just want to see new things. 

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dont let her turn it into a heart to heart and spend the first 45 min over a coffee and chat - make sure she is on your knee in the first minute and keep talk to a minimum - you know what you are there for.

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Plenty of young guys, because they are just so cock a whoop with the punt, have actually let slip to girly friendy. So mind how you go.

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As a general rule it would be unwise to book for more than an hour.

 

You say you are in a relationship, do not have an outcall to your house/apartment, far too many potential complications and pitfalls await an inexperienced newbie.  Stick to an incall at her place.

 

If you are rarely in the company of smokers, probably best to avoid a WG who smokes, could be hard to explain away.

 

Good luck

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Being too nervous or having too high expectations is an issue at the beginning.  In the early days nerves got to me so much the first number of meeting were really a waste of time and money.  I used to think that an escort would have a couple of heavies ready in another room just in case I said the wrong thing, forgot to bring the right money.  Haven't seen any heavy minders yet but you never know!

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well, this will be my first punt. not first sex. i'm a 24 year old, attractive guy. happily in a relationship. just want to see new things. 

Worrying befeorehand whether your girl friend might be behind the door bell ring,  is a classic first punt mistake.

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happily in a relationship

 

then your first punt mistake is doing it

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I agree with lancelot

 

This 'hobby' can be both exhilarating and depressing - in equal measure.

 

It also costs a small fortune.

 

If I could go back ten years, I'd never have started in the first place.

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Well, you can go on regretting your choice for a few more years yet......................

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My first punt, many years ago, I remember walking up to the massage place and asking about prices etc - then had to go and get some money out, but remember asking whether I needed to buy some condoms.

 

 

Whether newbie, or veteran, things don't always go to plan - half the fun.

 

(dont forget you can really smell strongly of sex, particulatly if you enage in a bit of oral so - if you are heading back to work or meeting someone!)

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I don't regret punting! Best thing that ever happened to me!

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well, this will be my first punt. not first sex. i'm a 24 year old, attractive guy. happily in a relationship. just want to see new things. 

 

.................  on a scale of one to ten where exactly are you?

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well, this will be my first punt. not first sex. i'm a 24 year old, attractive guy. happily in a relationship. just want to see new things.

 

See new things?  Here's something you may not have seen before.

 

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dont let her turn it into a heart to heart and spend the first 45 min over a coffee and chat - make sure she is on your knee in the first minute and keep talk to a minimum - you know what you are there for.

 

Excuse me, I beg your pardon ? :blink:

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As you are not specific about your relationship, this advice may not be necessary, but the main point of advice I can offer is cover your tracks well.

Make sure you have a good excuse for being in the area of the WG you are visiting.

Do not choose a WG too close to home.

Make sure the money you are using to pay is untraceable (i.e. No unexplainable cash withdrawals from a joint account).

Shower afterwards. Do not go home smelling of another woman.

Best of luck - and don't worry overmuch about the old moralisers on here. If you want to do it go ahead. They are right though, it could change you and your relationship significantly. Caveat Emptor.

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 Caveat Emptor.

 

I thought I was the only latinist here :P

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well, this will be my first punt. not first sex. i'm a 24 year old, attractive guy. happily in a relationship. just want to see new things. 

 

When you book don't mention that you're attractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - what's gorgeous to one lady is meh to another - and it won't make a scrap of difference whether she'll accept a booking from you. No need to mention "happily in a relationship. just want to see new things" either.

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When you book don't mention that you're attractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - what's gorgeous to one lady is meh to another - and it won't make a scrap of difference whether she'll accept a booking from you. No need to mention "happily in a relationship. just want to see new things" either.

 

Can we here the sentences which actually work? :)

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Can we here the sentences which actually work? :)

........ yours didn't

 

:)

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........ yours didn't

 

:)

 

Oh.... sh*t. :) I meant can we hear (or read)....

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Oh.... sh*t. :) I meant can we hear (or read)....

 

....... I was only teasing......

 

we all make mistakes...... as the hedgehog said after climbing down from the scrubbing brush

 

:unsure:

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