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I'm not an arrogant person, but I am..well above average down there....not Jonah Falcon big but then above the statistical norm...

 

Even still, I don't get why WGs like to flatter me or think i'm a fool lol...  say it's big yes, but don't say "it's the biggest i've ever seen!!!"  lol...  why would they do this?  to get return custom?  I'm not a simpleton....as a WG who may have "serviced" hundreds of men or more in her career I am the biggest?  really?  lol....

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I'm not an arrogant person, but I am..well above average down there....not Jonah Falcon big but then above the statistical norm...

 

Even still, I don't get why WGs like to flatter me or think i'm a fool lol...  say it's big yes, but don't say "it's the biggest i've ever seen!!!"  lol...  why would they do this?  to get return custom?  I'm not a simpleton....as a WG who may have "serviced" hundreds of men or more in her career I am the biggest?  really?  lol....

 

You might be. There is one regular whom I have been seeing for a few years now.  He is BIG and the size never ceases to amaze me. Oddly enough he never thought he was huge until I pointed it out. He still doesn't believe me! Every time I see him and clap eyes on his ahem, my first thought is 'OMG he's huge". Yep, even after all these years. Big willies dont grow on trees ya noo, so it's naturally intriguing for me when one does cross my path...

 

With regards to it being a compliment, I'm not sure. It may be said out of concern. If a gent is very big, it can be very uncomfortable and can even cause bleeding.

 

If I'm met with a well endowed gent, I will say so and ask him to be gentle for the first couple of minutes until I can accommodate him properly. He can then go at it like there's no tomorrow for all I care!

 

I had to stop seeing one gent because he was too big. I couldn't even get my mouth round the tip. Yes 'that' big. It's a damned shame because he was just gorgeous with a personality to match. It was incredibly painful no matter how slowly we took it or how many gallons of lube we used.  I used to take painkillers before meeting up with him but eventually gave up :(

 

Maybe some girls do just say it for no reason rather than to inflate your ego, but some of us say it as it is.

 

Just enjoy the sex and if she's talking too much i.e. ohhhh how big you are, just kiss her. That should stop the yapping!

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but how do blokes know?

 

I can count the number of erect penises I have seen on the fingers of one finger -mine.

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>IndianDelightJasmin

Something similar happened to me, I just politely kept silent and didn't say anything, whilst thinking '' this is gonna be fun.. :D

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I'm not an arrogant person, but I am..well above average down there....not Jonah Falcon big but then above the statistical norm...

 

Even still, I don't get why WGs like to flatter me or think i'm a fool lol...  say it's big yes, but don't say "it's the biggest i've ever seen!!!"  lol...  why would they do this?  to get return custom?  I'm not a simpleton....as a WG who may have "serviced" hundreds of men or more in her career I am the biggest?  really?  lol....

 

Well, give us your dimensions and we will solve, once for all, your dilemma.   :)  :)  :)

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sorry but this joke seems apposite

 

what do you call a man with a half inch willy?   Justin

what do you call a man with a quarter inch willy?  Tintin

what do you call a man with a nine inch willy?  Phil

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Well, give us your dimensions and we will solve, once for all, your dilemma.   :)  :)  :)

does he tuck it in his sock?

or chuck it over his shoulder?

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does he tuck it in his sock?

or chuck it over his shoulder?

 

Ha ha, true.  I wonder how did the guys cope with those tiny beach 'thingies' that were fashionable in the '80s?  A friend of mine said she saw a fat Cypriot recently in Cyprus with such tiny ones, then when he turned around he discovered they were Gstrings.  Come on!!!!!

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Mine's twelve inches long but I don't use it as a rule.

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Men and their toys :D

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Men and their toys :D

just be thankful for them Belle or you would be in Carrefour stacking shelves!!! :)

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Always a fascinating topic, this one. First of all, the size of a flaccid penis is not always an indication of the size of the erection. They vary when soft anyway, depending on mood and temperature. When it's cold they retract. When erect, size varies depending on the amount of blood flowing into it. Men with very large penises (10 ins. and above) can often have difficulty getting a good erection and usually don't have a powerful orgasm. The average length is 6.3 ins. for Caucasian and African males. The longest was supposedly 18 ins., although that was never properly verified. The longest known at the present is 12 ins. Sizes of 10 and over are a problem. The guy cannot really insert his full length and they report less sexual satisfaction. I was told by an ex who had had sex with about 70+ men all told that mine was in the top 5%. I've no idea if that was true. At the other end of the scale, a too small penis is a disadvantage during sex because there is little feeling for either person and condoms that small are hard to find. 

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just be thankful for them Belle or you would be in Carrefour stacking shelves!!! :)

I beg your pardon ???

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I just can't bring myself to do the fake flattery thing over a man's cock. If it is particularly nice looking (not necessarily meaning big) I may compliment it but I certainly wouldn't insult my client's intelligence by telling them their skinny 5 incher was huge! 

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just be thankful for them Belle or you would be in Carrefour stacking shelves!!! :)

Do you realiize you're insulting :

1. My intelligence

2. The job I'm doing

3. All the WGs who have a day job such as the one you describe ?

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I last measured my penis when I was 14 and that is so

long ago I have forgotten the measurement. Also, no escort has ever commented which suggests I am about average.

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Mine looks normal when it's soft but when hard it is thick and quite big. After watching porn in my teens I didn't think mine was big until I started seeing girls and SP's who would comment on the size.... Now I realise it is but I don't mine hearing that it isn't the biggest as I'd rather the lady not try an lie.

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Always a fascinating topic, this one. First of all, the size of a flaccid penis is not always an indication of the size of the erection. They vary when soft anyway, depending on mood and temperature. When it's cold they retract. When erect, size varies depending on the amount of blood flowing into it. Men with very large penises (10 ins. and above) can often have difficulty getting a good erection and usually don't have a powerful orgasm. The average length is 6.3 ins. for Caucasian and African males. The longest was supposedly 18 ins., although that was never properly verified. The longest known at the present is 12 ins. Sizes of 10 and over are a problem. The guy cannot really insert his full length and they report less sexual satisfaction. I was told by an ex who had had sex with about 70+ men all told that mine was in the top 5%. I've no idea if that was true. At the other end of the scale, a too small penis is a disadvantage during sex because there is little feeling for either person and condoms that small are hard to find.

I have read that men with large cocks are likely to have erection problems. An erection happens when blood flows to the cock. If a man has a large cock the blood has to flow to a bigger area and has more work to do which can make it more difficult to get an erection.

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I just can't bring myself to do the fake flattery thing over a man's cock. If it is particularly nice looking (not necessarily meaning big) I may compliment it but I certainly wouldn't insult my client's intelligence by telling them their skinny 5 incher was huge!

I visited an oriental WG who told me I had a nice cock but I assume this was a standard line she said to every client.

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It could be that a lot of blokes are insecure about tackle size and the ladies think a compliment of that kind just kind of reassures and puts a fella at ease.Then you have some who will just like to hear it,and those who like to believe it.Suppose you could just call it part of good customer service.
Personally,i'm under no illusions and the first time i heard it i started chuckling.Had to make out i was just a little ticklish as it stopped everything dead

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I have read that men with large cocks are likely to have erection problems. An erection happens when blood flows to the cock. If a man has a large cock the blood has to flow to a bigger area and has more work to do which can make it more difficult to get an erection.

 

So true and in the past I was blaming myself.  Even now, I have to bite my lip sometimes instead of asking him: 'why are we having this problem?' One guy even said: 'do not worry, will get big once inside'.  Some guys blame it on drinking too much.

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I am curious if there are occasions when WGs have refused to have intercourse with clients with large penises as intercourse would be painful and uncomfortable.

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I am curious if there are occasions when WGs have refused to have intercourse with clients with large penises as intercourse would be painful and uncomfortable.

 

I heard lots of Thai girls refusing this and I assume that indeed for very tiny girls is very difficult when meeting a guy who is at least one foot taller and has a big one too.

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I visited an oriental WG who told me I had a nice cock but I assume this was a standard line she said to every client.

I doubt that any WG in her right mind would say: "Eeeurgh, that's SO ugly!" or burst out laughing with: "That's the smallest cock I've ever seen!", unless the punter was paying to be humiliated. Simply good customer relations!

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My take on this topic is not as much to do with length but as mentioned its the hardness.

 

I have had comments about  my manhood  being tough as nails!

 

Im not thin and long but the opposite.

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