Colonel Bonkers

The Great Dirty-Talk Poll

Do you like dirty talk?   1 member has voted

  1. 1. Do you like dirty talk?

    • I am a punter and I like doing dirty talk
      0
    • I am a punter and I like hearing dirty talk
      18
    • I am a punter and I like both
      18
    • I am a punter and it doesn't interest me
      19
    • I am a WG and I will happily do dirty talk
      1
    • I am a WG and I don't mind hearing dirty talk
      5
    • I am a WG and I'm fine with both
      3
    • I am a WG and I find dirty talk absurd, irritating or demeaning
      2

Please sign in or register to vote in this poll.

19 posts in this topic

Following on from the recent thread on dirty talk, how do you stand on it?

There may be scope for a follow-up poll on what we like the content of dirty talk to be: eg her saying what she would like to do, her saying what she would like you to do, a running commentary on what you are doing, and so forth.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I freely admit to being a bit old-fashioned in my views, but when I see a lady I want her to be a lady, and I choose my punts accordingly. Personally I don't find a stream of foul language a turn-on, and I prefer a partner to be alluring and seductive rather than a 'cum slut'.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I love doing it and especially love hearing it, if it's that type of punt. If I'm having a more intimate type of punt, it doesn't seem like it belongs but for a filthy, porn style punt, the more dirty talk the better.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm a bit old-fashioned too, but if a girl sticks her finger up my arse and shouts, "Squirt your sticky cum all over my tits you bad boy", I award her extra points for style.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I cant vote on the poll, as there are no options for me to pick. I fully understand why it turns a lot of people on. Personally I cannot do it, as it makes me blush and makes me feel ackward.

I do not mind some dirty talk being said to me as long as it is not rude, ie words being used such as 'slut, whore etc' which are degrading.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I love doing it and especially love hearing it, if it's that type of punt. If I'm having a more intimate type of punt, it doesn't seem like it belongs but for a filthy, porn style punt, the more dirty talk the better.

Agreed, although i dont think of it as a more intimate type of punt, simply a different type of punt. I have had intimate and dirty in the same punt, usually intimate then dirty. Dirty Talk has often been started by the lady with no prompt from me, but it must be convincing or it can be a put off, and not that many ladies have been very convincing unfortunately in my experience.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Missing the option "I'm a punter and I hate dirty talk." I find it most off-putting.

This is not to be confused with discussing mutual plans and desires at the beginning of a meeting. That's a good thing, but "Oh fuck me baby fuck me harder" or similar running comment - please don't.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It can be fun, with the right girl. But I'm extremely bad at it myself, so she'll have to do the talking.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It can have a place in a raunchy meet and in those circumstances I love to hear it but I just can't say it :P It sounds so contrived.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
It can have a place in a raunchy meet and in those circumstances I love to hear it but I just can't say it :P It sounds so contrived.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'd like spray you with my trouser sprinkler, you dollop of sexiness.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Yes but you make me giggle, wouldn't work T :P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm a punter and I don't understand this rubbish!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Like anything to do it well takes a lot of skill.

Most wg's are fucking awful at it.

I hate the 'fuck me hard big boy' type stuff ;)

I remember that Russian woman in Manchester (Salford Keys) with her awful 'You are my James Bond' spiel which apparently she used to everyone. I felt like saying, 'Shut up, missus!'

Done really well it can be a turn on, but mostly for me it's a total turn off.

Amy, who I've seen regularly in London, is quite good at it, but sometimes she gets her pronouns mixed up and says things like, 'Fuck you with your big cock,' or 'Now you're really fucking your tight pussy with my stiff cock' which I always find amusing.

The best I've ever known by far was Carla of Sheffield; along with her many other skills, she could give the most erotic 'dirty talk' without ever using a swear word.

Now that WAS a real and unique skill! :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I've only ever done dirty talk with girlfriends.

I don't mind hearing it from WGs, but feel a bit awkward doing it with someone I don't know.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I remember the first time I was asked by a client to talk dirty to him, and I wasn't sure where the 'lines' were, but now-a-days I'm happy to oblige ;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Like anything to do it well takes a lot of skill.

Most wg's are fucking awful at it.

I hate the 'fuck me hard big boy' type stuff ;)

I remember that Russian woman in Manchester (Salford Keys) with her awful 'You are my James Bond' spiel which apparently she used to everyone. I felt like saying, 'Shut up, missus!'

Done really well it can be a turn on, but mostly for me it's a total turn off.

Amy, who I've seen regularly in London, is quite good at it, but sometimes she gets her pronouns mixed up and says things like, 'Fuck you with your big cock,' or 'Now you're really fucking your tight pussy with my stiff cock' which I always find amusing.

The best I've ever known by far was Carla of Sheffield; along with her many other skills, she could give the most erotic 'dirty talk' without ever using a swear word.

Now that WAS a real and unique skill! :D

That is unique in my experience NIK. Dirty talk without swearing, for me it would be like eggs without bacon, i love the swearing, its the whole point. I agree few ladies excel at it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Amy, who I've seen regularly in London, is quite good at it, but sometimes she gets her pronouns mixed up and says things like, 'Fuck you with your big cock,' or 'Now you're really fucking your tight pussy with my stiff cock' which I always find amusing.

Magic words though, Nik, magic words.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I'm a bit old-fashioned too, but if a girl sticks her finger up my arse and shouts, "Squirt your sticky cum all over my tits you bad boy", I award her extra points for style.

See, romance isn't dead

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now