Guest Lessingham

Early morning sex?

50 posts in this topic

I am in London for Christmas Eve. The wife leaves for work at 8am on the 24th and I have the hotel room until 11am! What are my chances of finding a willing escort at 9am?

I suspect one of the few "perks" to escorting is a late start and many sites seem to offer visits from 11am onwards.

Anyone any experience of booking a visit so early and was it a good idea?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Come on.

It's not that difficult, pick up the phone.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

a lot of the asian agencies advertise 24/7 girls, so 9am shouldn't be a problem, though you want to have some plan in place should your wife not take off at 8am for what ever reason.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I hope to leave a 1 hour gap between the wife leaving and the escort arriving, enough time for little emergencies.

But thank you for the tip about asian agencies

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I hope to leave a 1 hour gap between the wife leaving and the escort arriving, enough time for little emergencies.

But thank you for the tip about asian agencies

Lets hope she doesn't forget her keys and pop back to pick them up :P.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Lets hope she doesn't forget her keys and pop back to pick them up :P.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I am in London for Christmas Eve. The wife leaves for work at 8am on the 24th and I have the hotel room until 11am! What are my chances of finding a willing escort at 9am?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Lets hope she doesn't forget her keys and pop back to pick them up :confused:.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

9am????

If you call in advance I'm sure you'll find someone able to cope with that time. With the time of year though, many in London will be away. And also, lots of hotels let you check out late without any charge, especially as it will be christmas eve and they won't be too busy for the night.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ask tiger woods. He must have done something similar a couple of times.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

wow, talk about risky........

will u be able to relax during the meeting knowing your wife could walk back in at any time?

Good on u though and good luck!

let us know on here how it goes!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

possible negative scenarios for you to consider

a/ your wife decides she doesn't need to be at work until an hour later as its Christmas eve

b/ your wife decides that, as its Christmas eve and you are at a nice hotel in London it might be nice to shag you senseless before she goes to work

c/ your wife forgets something and returns

d/ your wife has nowt to do at work and returns early for a quick one

e/ a & b with the WG sitting in reception getting pissed off

f/ when do you get breakfast?

NO NO NO NO NO

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What about this. Soon as the missus has gone, u pop out and do an escort at her place ie. incall. It'll be cheaper than the outcall rate you're gonna pay her. Come back and have a nice shower and check out. If the missus has popped back cos she forgot something, just tell her u went out for a walk.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
What about this. Soon as the missus has gone, u pop out and do an escort at her place ie. incall. It'll be cheaper than the outcall rate you're gonna pay her. Come back and have a nice shower and check out. If the missus has popped back cos she forgot something, just tell her u went out for a walk.

This sounds a much safer plan!!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I have seen guys as early as 8am but I need to know the day before so I don't charge off to the gym or allow myself a lie-in as well as to make sure I don't take on any late appointments or overnight before it!

One thing that does get me is if I do agree an early morning or even late evening booking I get miffed if someone messes me around or doesn't show, since I've done it specially.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
What about this. Soon as the missus has gone, u pop out and do an escort at her place ie. incall. It'll be cheaper than the outcall rate you're gonna pay her. Come back and have a nice shower and check out. If the missus has popped back cos she forgot something, just tell her u went out for a walk.
Absolutely. If this is central London, there are a dozen ladies on strolling distance or a quick cab or tube ride away. Why complicate things?

And as for available ladies at 9 am. I'd imagine lots of them would be, if the guy just pick up the phone, call a few indies and/or agencies the day before and, well, ask.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

People who know me, start laughing now - I've got an 8am this week.

To solve the problem of the wife coming back unexpectedly - get your lady to dress up as a maid. Stillettos and frilly knickers optional. Also, tell her to pretend she can't speak English.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You see! I knew you lot would remnd me of something important I missed, breakfast!

Basically it is a plan hatched by a horny man/idiot with a hotel room that could explode six ways from sideways and a tiny chance of a happy ending?

If my wife would shag me, there would be no reason for this plan in the first place. The escort dressed up as a french maid is totally drooling and almost worth my wife walking in for forgotten keys!

I'll ponder deeply your replies and let you know the outcome.

Thanks for the replies by the way

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not that difficult at all....

We have many clients that pre-book the girl the night before so that they don;t have to worry whether the girls are up and about.....;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quite - it's amazing how some of you guys just love to live on the edge, especially the married ones. Not judging, just an observation.
But living on the edge - for some, anyway - is an integral part of the excitement surely? ;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

as advised above: go for an incall (e.g. leave the hotel, go for a jog and pretend your mobile is out of battery - safer in your case).

but... not to hit on the ladies/agents:

find a reliable escort/agency to arrange the visit.

not all birds might be reliable at early-morning hours, and you may find suddenly that the phone doesnt reply when you call to confirm an hour beforehand (she may still be in bed with yesterdays overnighter, or she may have taken a 01:00 quicky-booking to top up her mobile credit and not need the dosh today...).

Hell, reliability is an issue at 20:00 even...

and I'm not suggesting you double/triple book, at least not out loud.

Best chances probably with 30+ experienced Lady, not necessarily with an indie though, as my recent attempts have proven.

(cannot repeat enough the Bliss of Reliable Regulars for good old fashioned Romp & Relaxation)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quite - it's amazing how some of you guys just love to live on the edge, especially the married ones. Not judging, just an observation.

I agree.... would it not be able to wake up and use the Morning Glory on the Mrs... puting a smile on her face for the whole of the day whilst she works? ;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Basically it is a plan hatched by a horny man/idiot with a hotel room that could explode six ways from sideways and a tiny chance of a happy ending?

Aha, is that the sound of sanity prevailing ;)?

I'll ponder deeply your replies and let you know the outcome.

Thanks for the replies by the way

You're welcome. I think the incall round the corner plan is a LOT safer sounding. Good luck;).

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
But living on the edge - for some, anyway - is an integral part of the excitement surely? ;)

Perhaps so, I'm not married so can do as I please without upsetting anyone. My main excitement usually comes with the purchase of shoes after a gig. :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Myself, I'm personally happy to work from 9am, if given ample notice and I'm not already booked.. have a look around and if you see a girl you like, pick up the phone!!!!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now