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which establishment is the equivalent of Burger King, and where would you go for a 9 course banquet?

When you are hungry, sometimes all you want is burger and chips, in punting terms, a half hour in a nice clean parlour.

You might think a 3 course meal is what you need, equivalent to an hour with a good indie £120 - £160 maybe?

Then there is fine dining, at the upper end of the market, an overnight with a "high class escort" for a more substantial outlay.

So chaps, who would you give a Michelin Star to?

And where should the environmental health department be visiting?

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Hmph, I always wash my hands after a piss and put the meat and alcohol in the fridge straight away... but I never have room for the water filter with the milk and open wine in the tray and never polish my wine glasses :P But I'll give the environmental health guy a blow job if he ignores the hole in the ceiling?

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which establishment is the equivalent of Burger King, and where would you go for a 9 course banquet?

When you are hungry, sometimes all you want is burger and chips, in punting terms, a half hour in a nice clean parlour.

You might think a 3 course meal is what you need, equivalent to an hour with a good indie £120 - £160 maybe?

Then there is fine dining, at the upper end of the market, an overnight with a "high class escort" for a more substantial outlay.

So chaps, who would you give a Michelin Star to?

And where should the environmental health department be visiting?

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That's a bloody big wooden spoon you've got there, my friend.

I think he is trying to ask which girls are like a "cute little lamb" and which are like "a silly old Moo" :P

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I think he is trying to ask which girls are like a "cute little lamb" and which are like "a silly old Moo" :P

Mooooooooooooooo.....

:confused:

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one man's meat is another man's poison

everyone will have a different view

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It is a good analogy, one I have used many times in the past.

The more downmarket/sleazy parlours or walkups are Punting's fast food outlets.

The better Parlours are more like a chain restaurant, eg Pizza Express - consistent, good value, but can be formulaic and much of a muchness.

There are only a few that I have met that I would award Michelin Stars to - as they say in the red book "well worth a detour".

Once or twice I've even indulged in the 9-course tasting menu :P

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Please note that being out with me at her own time is an important factor as it indicates that she is a willing party. I have no problem paying for sex but would not feel right paying for company.

I've been with many girls who will accompany you to dinner for a fee, but have yet to find any who would 'do it for free'.

Are there such girls in this industry as surely time is money.

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I've been with many girls who will accompany you to dinner for a fee, but have yet to find any who would 'do it for free'.

Are there such girls in this industry as surely time is money.

Very few, wg's tend to prefer to shag you for cash and go on their way, later on buying their own supper with your ex-£20 notes. there was a heated thread on the subject a few weeks ago.

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It is a good analogy, one I have used many times in the past.

The more downmarket/sleazy parlours or walkups are Punting's fast food outlets.

What is Punting's equivalence to "Psst, wanna buy sum roadkill? I kilt and grilt it meself, me."

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which establishment is the equivalent of Burger King, and where would you go for a 9 course banquet?QUOTE]

Atleast you said Burger King.. Mcdonalds is discusting.

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What is Punting's equivalence to "Psst, wanna buy sum roadkill? I kilt and grilt it meself, me."

Or a Sushi Bar?;)

.......bits of raw fish and rice on a conveyer belt:rolleyes:

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