The Happy Punter

Don't You Just Love It When....

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I am relatively new to this lovely and naughty hobby, two and a half years, nothing really compared many others - I have to say that I have met some lovely ladies during this time and had a great time.

 

So in no particular order - -  I was thinking the other day that I just love it when:

 

1). After sex the lady takes the condom off for me and disposes of it - seems to me so caring and a lovely touch.

 

2). Full eye contact during OWO with a look that says she clearly is enjoying herself.

 

3). Warm and friendly greeting - kiss and hug and then offer of drink (water, wine).

 

4). Really good easy going and flowing conversation - great laugh, great craic. I guess that is that old click or chemistry or is it simply a professionalism which I like and enjoy so much.

 

5). I so like it when the lady is complimentary about anything really - kissing, tongue skills, aftershave, so nice and affirming! :)

 

6). Setting up the meeting is easy and straightforward -  customary phone call is friendly and warm and instructions on the day straightforward and easy to follow.

 

7). Send a thank you email and get a warm response back - lovely - brings the whole thing to a smashing happy ending (so to speak) and leaves me with a warm glow wanting more and planning my next visit! :)

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Like you I have only really done this for two/two half years. I did dabble in it before once and massage only!

 

What I really like is when you go to 2nd and subsequent visits and you can tell that the lady in question is very happy to see you and feels comfortable in your company!  You can tell when the intimacy is natural and flowing and if it doesn't feel false which I hope means she is enjoying the occasion or she is a great actress which could also be true!!!

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I don't torture myself about whether the lady is an actress or is faking it etc etc anymore - what I think increasingly is that when I am having a great time that she is a professional and very good at what she does - in fact if I think she;'s acting I think 'Fair play, she's even a great actress' - I know 'm no Lothario or love god - just try and be myself really and I agree with you when it does seem she is enjoying it that makes such a difference to me.

 

I also agree I am like you I return and repeat visits when those things I mentioned above are there and what you just said about intimacy being natural and flowing - gives me such a buzz.

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Good for both of you.

 

After many years you will find that the greatest pleasure is if you have acquired the magical knack of being able to spot the ladies who will behave with you like this, even if it can never be 100%.

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I am relatively new to this lovely and naughty hobby, two and a half years, nothing really compared many others - I have to say that I have met some lovely ladies during this time and had a great time.

 

So in no particular order - -  I was thinking the other day that I just love it when:

 

1). After sex the lady takes the condom off for me and disposes of it - seems to me so caring and a lovely touch.

 

2). Full eye contact during OWO with a look that says she clearly is enjoying herself.

 

3). Warm and friendly greeting - kiss and hug and then offer of drink (water, wine).

 

4). Really good easy going and flowing conversation - great laugh, great craic. I guess that is that old click or chemistry or is it simply a professionalism which I like and enjoy so much.

 

5). I so like it when the lady is complimentary about anything really - kissing, tongue skills, aftershave, so nice and affirming! :)

 

6). Setting up the meeting is easy and straightforward -  customary phone call is friendly and warm and instructions on the day straightforward and easy to follow.

 

7). Send a thank you email and get a warm response back - lovely - brings the whole thing to a smashing happy ending (so to speak) and leaves me with a warm glow wanting more and planning my next visit! :)

You're and old hand compared to me, I've been punting less than 2 years but yep I love it for all the above reasons, and a few other little surprises that have popped up along the way.

I'd add that I like it when a wg is proactive saying what she likes - providing I like it was well of course! I don't mean in a taking charge of proceedings sort of way but I'm more than happy to be open to suggestions as it makes the punt more enjoyable for me if she seems to be having a good time.

There was a thread a while ago about 'thank you' messages - some thought they were inappropriate, but I've always had a favourable response to any I've sent. I actually forgot to send one to a regular I met on Sunday, and she sent one to me! She knew it was ok to text, and she sent a lovely message. I know she's looking after her future business interests, but still a nice touch.

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Thanks vivsluvme for that I appreciate that - I do put a fair bit of time into reading the websites, looking out for reviews - the phone call prior to a meeting really helps - warm, friendly etc makes such a difference.

 

I have learnt that despite all that you are right its never 100% but I have been really lucky and have had a truly magical time with a few near misses and an occasional crash but I just dust myself down and don't dwell on it.

 

But o my when it works I love it which is why I thought I'd start this thread because I just love it when those things I mentioned happen and am really interested in what others have to say about what they like when it goes well.

 

Thanks too Burty for your feedback - I guess its those little surprises along the way that make it fun - when I have had a great time I always send a thank you - and I do so because I am genuinely grateful and appreciative of the good time I have had,

 

Yes I love those nice touches from the lady's - means such a lot - on my second punt ever the lovely lady I saw made some scones - they were delicious and so was she!

 

The other day I was at a punt and the lovely lady hung up my shirt to dry outside on her balcony - so sweet,  honestly so kind and thoughtful.

 

Oh and when I started punting the lady's I first saw were so kind to me I have never forgot it - and I guess that is why I am a happy punter and intend to do my best to keep it that way.

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.....when she opens the door and you think..."YESSSS....."

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Do you know what, the men who are less confidence of their looks or sexual techniques and thus think we are acting are the ones who often turn out to be the best lovers. It's the cocky ones who tends to think they know what they are doing and act as if we should be grateful to them who actually have no bloody idea about how to have a mutually enjoyable session!

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I don't torture myself about whether the lady is an actress or is faking it etc etc anymore - what I think increasingly is that when I am having a great time that she is a professional and very good at what she does - in fact if I think she;'s acting I think 'Fair play, she's even a great actress' - I know 'm no Lothario or love god - just try and be myself really and I agree with you when it does seem she is enjoying it that makes such a difference to me.

 

I also agree I am like you I return and repeat visits when those things I mentioned above are there and what you just said about intimacy being natural and flowing - gives me such a buzz.

 

Hats off to you - you are my kind of punter.  I have read so many posts on this forum by guys who are filled with angst, self-doubt, self-loathing, shame-ridden and appear to be on the road to taking religious vows and heading for a monastery, if not a hermitage, that it is delightful to hear from a guy who could have written a chapter in 'The Joy of Sex'!  Punting should be fun and you clearly know how to achieve this! :)

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Do you know what, the men who are less confidence of their looks or sexual techniques and thus think we are acting are the ones who often turn out to be the best lovers. It's the cocky ones who tends to think they know what they are doing and act as if we should be grateful to them who actually have no bloody idea about how to have a mutually enjoyable session!

 

Have we met?

 

If so, I apologise, Lydia.

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.....when she opens the door and you think..."YESSSS....."

 

and you give her the money and she thinks "YESSSSSSSSSSS......"  

 

And she comes back to the room and says "whass your nem again?"

 

Oh so many EEs in Berkshire, oh so little interest I have in them now, despite some great experiences.  

This evening I booked, "yes I do this service, yes I do that one."

 

I call back to confirm the booking, she asks for how long, she's not sure she can do full hour,

She decided not to proceed, another one on my blacklist, but at least this time I hadn't got her postcode as I had last time,

 

 

CG

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and you give her the money and she thinks "YESSSSSSSSSSS......"  

 

And she comes back to the room and says "whass your nem again?"

 

Oh so many EEs in Berkshire, oh so little interest I have in them now, despite some great experiences.  

This evening I booked, "yes I do this service, yes I do that one."

 

I call back to confirm the booking, she asks for how long, she's not sure she can do full hour,

She decided not to proceed, another one on my blacklist, but at least this time I hadn't got her postcode as I had last time,

 

 

CG

 

But you had some great experiences with EE girls - what made them great - what gave them that 'Don't you just love it when' thing....

 

 

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Hats off to you - you are my kind of punter.  I have read so many posts on this forum by guys who are filled with angst, self-doubt, self-loathing, shame-ridden and appear to be on the road to taking religious vows and heading for a monastery, if not a hermitage, that it is delightful to hear from a guy who could have written a chapter in 'The Joy of Sex'!  Punting should be fun and you clearly know how to achieve this! :)

You are kind Tiggy thank you for the feedback - you know its funny because I came late to this lovely naughty and delicious hobby and was blown away (no pun intended) by what a fantastic time it was possible to have - I so look forward to my punts - they are such a treat, such a lovely indulgence and to be honest I had no idea it was possible until a few years ago - I kid ye not I often lie there - having a chat, having a laugh, after having the time of my life -  thinking its not fair - how is it possible to have so much fun with the most gorgeous beautiful sensible and wise women - and always so uncomplicated, easy going and lovely - so yes count me in - I am one happy punter - no angst, self doubt, recrimination or shame - I love it! 

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 Yes I love those nice touches from the lady's - means such a lot - on my second punt ever the lovely lady I saw made some scones - they were delicious and so was she!

A Polish wg I see introduced me to a delight I now enjoy a lot - Carrot Cake! The things you learn while punting :D

I'd never really liked the thought of it - carrots and cake didn't seem right somehow...

I arrived at her place, commented that something smelled nice (she'd not long made the cake) and by the time I'd got out of the shower there was a slab of carrot cake and a cuppa waiting for me, and her sitting provocatively on the bed. Now when faced with a choice between cake and a half naked beautiful woman I naturally headed straight for the cake which was delicious :).

I admitted to her later I only took it to be polite as I didn't think I'd like it - but told her how yummy I thought it was. She's a great lass with a wicked sense of humour, really attentive and affectionate. Rapidly becoming my no1. favourite wg at the moment.

Shame she's had to stop doing incalls but where there's a will there's a way!

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You see - that is why I joined the forum - I love that story - kind of heart warming and a perfect example of 'Don't you just love it when' - I mean my solicitor or accountant never bakes me a cake - they take my money for sure - but never, not even once a cake - invoices yes, but never cake!

 

I appreciate you dilemma though - cake v gorgeous beautiful girl, what a dilemma  - but hey you have just proven that it is possible to have your cake and it!  .

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.....when she opens the door and you think..."YESSSS....."

When I open the door and think…YESSSS

 

although Im not going to tell on what qualifies for a YESSSS

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Do you know what, the men who are less confidence of their looks or sexual techniques and thus think we are acting are the ones who often turn out to be the best lovers. It's the cocky ones who tends to think they know what they are doing and act as if we should be grateful to them who actually have no bloody idea about how to have a mutually enjoyable session!

 

It is exactly those men that are not able to attract women, while the women don't know what they are missing. They are not attracted to them, and think that they are also bad at sex.

 

There are many people from the anti-prostitution movement that try to tell that WGs only want the money of the men. Some of those men are bad at seducing women so they would also be bad at reading sexual body language (how the WG and the punter are interacting). All WGs would fake, and the men would not be able to tell the difference between faking and real sexual excitement.

 

I am often called sweet, but I am also often told that I am a great kisser and very good at licking and eating out a woman. But I myself wonder if that is really true. But if it is true, I am stuck in a situation that I cannot have sex without paying and that I am hit by anti-autistic stigma. I cannot get out of it, and that seems to be the way until I die.

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.....when she opens the door and you think..."YESSSS....."

 

I always wondered what you guys think about the reviews saying: 'my mouth dropped when I saw her' and then you look at the pictures and you think: 'what'?  I always find it a bit suspicious or I think of the IQ of the reviewer.

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I always wondered what you guys think about the reviews saying: 'my mouth dropped when I saw her' and then you look at the pictures and you think: 'what'?  I always find it a bit suspicious or I think of the IQ of the reviewer.

Really, would you be saying that if someone wrote that in one of your reviews, I think not lol 

 

Good grief woman, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and who are you or any of us to assume someone is a liar or thick simply because he finds someone attractive who does not fit our own personal standards of beauty.

 

Personally I think there is something beautiful about most people. Not everyone can be perfection from head to toe, doesnt mean they dont have a beautiful body, or mesmerising eyes, or lips to die for or a nefertiti nose, or soft silky skin unlethered by too much sunbathing, or dainty beautiful feet and well turned ankles or perfectly symmetrical bouncy natural boobs, perfect long silky hair unrefined by dyes and heaters…obviously you have all these characteristics being perfect enough to judge others.

 

Of course there are those who think that a personality and a kind heart is what really makes someone beautiful. Don't worry, as I said, no one is perfect

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Really, would you be saying that if someone wrote that in one of your reviews, I think not lol 

 

Good grief woman, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and who are you or any of us to assume someone is a liar or thick simply because he finds someone attractive who does not fit our own personal standards of beauty.

 

Personally I think there is something beautiful about most people. Not everyone can be perfection from head to toe, doesnt mean they dont have a beautiful body, or mesmerising eyes, or lips to die for or a nefertiti nose, or soft silky skin unlethered by too much sunbathing, or dainty beautiful feet and well turned ankles or perfectly symmetrical bouncy natural boobs, perfect long silky hair unrefined by dyes and heaters…obviously you have all these characteristics being perfect enough to judge others.

 

Of course there are those who think that a personality and a kind heart is what really makes someone beautiful. Don't worry, as I said, no one is perfect

I usually make a comment either about looks being subjective or that IMO she was attractive etc. I've mates who comment on how attractive a girl might be and well, frankly, they need to get out more. Or start punting :D

But yes beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder

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A Polish wg I see introduced me to a delight I now enjoy a lot - Carrot Cake! The things you learn while punting :D

I'd never really liked the thought of it - carrots and cake didn't seem right somehow...

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Carrot cake! Steady on, there, man! I am getting seriously worried about for the health of all you good folks ...what with French Belle's smoking, Chloe's fried chicken and now this...where will it all end?

Seriously, though, this thread is so heartening. I have always been amazed at the sheer wit, kindness, affection, humour, pizazz and downright zaniness I have encountered with escorts over the years. Only one train crash, and that was self-inflicted. My feelings are nothing but gratitude and affection for all the kind ladies.

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this...where will it all end?

 

With a nice glass of rose  :D

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Surely, you mean a bottle of vodka!!

Haha

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I can see a "come dine with me punter special" coming on...

Which 4 posters will be around your dinner table?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I like the way the door swings open but you cant see who's behind it...

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