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Suzi @ 180, Now Oksana @ 200: Anyone Seen Her?

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Had her on my to do list since before the summer, but just noticed she's had a 60 minute make over and is now a 'playboy model' apparently.

 

http://abby69escort.com/projects/oksana/
http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort/super-busty-blonde-34f-oksana-2158
http://topsecretescorts.co.uk/girl/oksana/
http://www.agencybarracuda.co.uk/london_escorts/Oksana_1786.html
http://www.hot-collection.co.uk/escort/Oxana


Nothing in the reviews and I'm a bit worried she could be a porker. Dress size 10 is more likely to be a 14-16.

If I wanted to meet a whale, I'd book a trip to Iceland.

Anyone seen her please?

 

ta

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Is there really a need to insult other sizes?

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I'm not here to insult anyone.

 

If a girl is listed as several sizes smaller than she really is, the only ones being insulted are us punters.

 

No idea why girls can't simply list their real, current size - and let punters decide if they want a stick insect or a porker.

 

imho lying about how big a girl really is - or using pictures which are years old to make her appear more youthful/slimmer/petite - is as much of an insult as bait and switch.

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I'm not here to insult anyone.

If a girl is listed as several sizes smaller than she really is, the only ones being insulted are us punters.

No idea why girls can't simply list their real, current size - and let punters decide if they want a stick insect or a porker.

imho lying about how big a girl really is - or using pictures which are years old to make her appear more youthful/slimmer/petite - is as much of an insult as bait and switch.

You don't know if she's lying yet.

I don't see why some of you have to insult different sizes, If someone was to insult a skinny person so many of you would jump to the defence but its okay when its a curvier girl.

I don't understand the lying about your dress size eithet it's false advertising, but to call a certain range of dress size something like "whale" is awful.

I'm sure the girl in the photos wouldnt like to be called a "porker" so probably nice to respect someone size whether its a 6 or a 16.

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...If I wanted to meet a whale, I'd book a trip to Iceland...

I'm not here to insult anyone...

Really..? You're doing a pretty good impression of someone who is.

Jasmine, a proud size 12 whale x

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Really..? You're doing a pretty good impression of someone who is.

Jasmine, a proud size 12 whale x

I'm a proud size 14 whale! Hahaha x

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No, you're not. Whale is just my way of describing an overweight, lazy girl who can't be bothered to get off her arse and keep in shape. So instead she uses old, photoshopped photos.

 

Nothing wrong with a curvy girl, whatever her size!

 

These are the original pics of 'Suzi': https://www.divaescort.com/girls/brunette-paddington-suzi-1798/

 

Notice how she seems to be a fair bit heavier in the new, blonde pictures?

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No, you're not. Whale is just my way of describing an overweight, lazy girl who can't be bothered to get off her arse and keep in shape.

LMFAO. This is hilarious,

If that's how you describe us women who aren't size 6s I feel for you.

I got to the gym 3x weekly, have done for ages, but I still have 34G tits and a big ass like 90% of the females in my family, I would much rather have boobs and ass than be straight up straight down as that's what suits ME, if that makes me a whale, ovetweight so and so then so be it'

For an "overweight lazy girl" I do so damn good with making money and turning men on aswell!

They must love us whales!

I'm sure you're not an oil painting yourself... Infact I'm adamant you arent.

XD

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I'm a proud size 14 whale!

 

No, you're not.

 

Whale = a lazy, fat girl who is only overweight because she is lazy!

 

ie I'm not talking about you or any other full-figured woman!

 

I'm talking about lazy sobs generally.

 

Jesus.

 

I am an oil painting: think Munch's the Scream :)

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I am an oil painting: think Munch's the Scream :)

Haha that's an insult to the painting ;)

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I'm talking about lazy sobs generally.

 

Jesus.

And now you're being mean about Jesus! :(

Maybe try a curvy lady, you never know you might have a whale of a time :D

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Had her on my to do list since before the summer, but just noticed she's had a 60 minute make over and is now a 'playboy model' apparently.

 

http://abby69escort.com/projects/oksana/

http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort/super-busty-blonde-34f-oksana-2158

http://topsecretescorts.co.uk/girl/oksana/

http://www.agencybarracuda.co.uk/london_escorts/Oksana_1786.html

http://www.hot-collection.co.uk/escort/Oxana

Nothing in the reviews and I'm a bit worried she could be a porker. Dress size 10 is more likely to be a 14-16.

If I wanted to meet a whale, I'd book a trip to Iceland.

 

OMG she's positively obese, a whale's got nothing on her, if she went swimming in the ocean there'd be no sea left!

 

She's not fat, not even close to being overweight (if you exclude the bolt ons).

 

Women have curves, they differ in size, I say "vive la difference" and just go and enjoy, after all with the lights out we all look the same it's the chemistry that makes it worthwhile.

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This is better than watching TV.

It's like an on-line version of Jeremy Kyle

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I've always held the view that any man who doesn't like a bit of meat on the chassis and longs for super skinny girls is probably more than a bit confused on his own team selection - big girls are beautiful!!!

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OMG she's positively obese, a whale's got nothing on her, if she went swimming in the ocean there'd be no sea left!

 

She's not fat, not even close to being overweight (if you exclude the bolt ons).

 

Women have curves, they differ in size, I say "vive la difference" and just go and enjoy, after all with the lights out we all look the same it's the chemistry that makes it worthwhile.

 

Funny, but you missed the point. In the pictures, she looks fine. Description also states dress size 10.

 

But going by recent experiences detailed in another forum post and in my FR on 'Felicia', out of date pictures and heavier than advertised girls seem to be de rigeur these days.

 

Your comment 'she's not fat' - made from experience of having met her, or based solely on the heavily photoshopped pictures?

 

The absence of a single FR for a girl who has been in London for a year - and on 7/8 agencies - seems odd.

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I've always held the view that any man who doesn't like a bit of meat on the chassis and longs for super skinny girls is probably more than a bit confused on his own team selection - big girls are beautiful!!!

 

Dress size 8-10 is not skinny man, come on!

 

I'm looking for a shapely girl with a good handful up top - hence her being on my list in the first place.

 

Big girls are indeed beautiful. Fat girls however (to me) are not.

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I've always held the view that any man who doesn't like a bit of meat on the chassis and longs for super skinny girls is probably more than a bit confused on his own team selection - big girls are beautiful!!!

 

I can see why you have become such an oriental fancier!  Samantha, Honey and Zizzi - the latest in female sumo wrestlers! ;)

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I can see why you have become such an oriental fancier! Samantha, Honey and Zizzi - the latest in female sumo wrestlers! ;)

Touché Tiggy but the Celt is merely on a world tour sharing his special love with the ladies - true the tour bus has overstayed in The Land of Smiles but now I've discovered the natural beauty of Singapore courtesy of Sexy Student Samantha I may have to extend the tour further.

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Can't believe no-one has seen her so I guess I'll have to be the first one.

 

If she's shit, can 200 of you please agree to donate a quid each for the research? :)

 

ta

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I met Oksana several times.

Boobs 34F YES

Dress size 10 YES

also with employment form she sent original photos.

Very good looking European girl.

 

Vanessa

TopSecretEscorts

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Can't believe no-one has seen her so I guess I'll have to be the first one.

If she's shit, can 200 of you please agree to donate a quid each for the research? :)

ta

I saw her twice in quick succession a few months ago. She was still called Suzi back then and was 180 per hour. I am a fan of Aletta Ocean so looks wise she is really up my street. I wouldn't describe her as being a porker. She has a great body and her skin was really soft and smooth. Perfect proportions in my opinion. She was a little bit cold first time but warmed a bit the second time. She was happy to let me do her in any position I wanted. On the second visit round one was over after 20 minutes and I tried to initiate round two after about 45 mins. She was reluctant at first and was pointing at her watch indicating there wasn't enough time. I assured her I could pop again and duly did. I was a bit fucked off with that to be honest but overall I did enjoy seeing her. I would go and see her again but Lucia provides a far better service for 180 per hour. I preferred her old pics with the dark hair. She had about 14 reviews as 'Suzi' on hot collection but some of them were a bit ropey (stuff like 'she was good but probably wouldn't return'). Hope that helps. Edited by Inbetweener

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Saw her earlier this evening and it was a very average experience at best.

 

Swanky apartment building in Paddington with a 'knowing' concierge at the reception. He didn't say anything, but he knew the score without a doubt.

 

I was surprised when she opened the door for two reasons: she's smaller than the pictures lead you to believe! Quite slim and leggy in fact. 8/10 for the body. The down side was her face. She's had work - quite a bit of work I'd say. Her lips are a fucking mess to put it bluntly. Blonde is not her colour and I bet she looked a lot better as a brunette.

 

Anyway, there she is in her underwear so I could hardly refuse. OWO was good to very good and her tits are a good, solid, heavy handful. You can feel the implants though. Arse is firm and shapely.

 

One thing I couldn't figure out was where she's from. she claimed 'Czech', but had no idea what 'Prague' was ... imho she's neither Romanian, Polish nor Russian so I'd guess Hungarian or Slovakian. Very Slovakian, feline eyes.

 

Might get around to writing a full report but there's not really that much more to add. Worth a visit for the body, but no more than that really. I should add that she was a little mechanical but seemed up for anything and everything.

 

6.75/10.

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Oxana/suzi also used to operate under as Nikki a while ago, i believe. If so, then she is polish. I had a booking with leyla and saw nikki while coming from the shower. They shared the apt. Nikki was cute with big as lips and breasts, but i saw her in jogging bottoms...never felt the need to go back and book

One of the reasons i stopped using the paddington/edware road EE's is bc they are in those swanky buildings where it feels like you are trying to use encryption techniques to ring the buzzer. And normal people are just passing through so you follow. Then the security guard calls you on the blow horn "hey you, what apt are you going to". Then he makes me go back outside to decode the buzzer again which takes me 5 min until the girl finally answers. No discretion at all.

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